Fucked Up Fragrances

OMG! Can you imagine being behind someone at the supermarket and thinking, "Why does that bitch smell like 'Play-Doh'?" DOH!

Yea, I don't know that this would be my first choice in fragrances for Friday night at the club, but if I was trying to impress some five year olds at the playground to give me his or her swing when he or she is done, I might consider it. (Have you tried to swing at the park when the tots are swing hogs. It's all about taking turns you hooligan!)

Should you want to order mom some of this fine fragrance check out http://www.demeterfragrance.com/

While you are there, I also highly recommend clicking these flavors.
I event though of a few new slogans to go with them. (*wink*)

• Vanilla Cake Batter - Now when you say "Eat me, mean it."
  
• Laundromat - I hope it's not the one I went to last week. Gross.
  
• Dirt,- Honey, I have enough of that, but hey smelling like it can't be that bad huh? Take me back to the sandbox, baby!
• Cannabis Flower - Nothing says, "Arrest me, like this scent!
• Earthworm - WHAT?
• Funeral Home - You HAVE to be kidding. Embalming fluid scent? Nuh-uh
• Vinyl - "Bring IML home to you. "
  
• Mildew - I am so not joking. If you don't want to buy the scent, I can point you to a few showers I know to get the same effect.
  
• Lobster - "Now you can smell like your sunburn."
  
• Popcorn - "Make movie time all the time."

If you want to see a complete list, CLICK on the comments below, I included it there so I don't take up too much room in the entry.