Friday, June 30, 2006

BoyHunt.us

Check out this hot new site.
www.boyhunt.us
I am going with the boys to a party tomorrow at the owners house.

Full report at eleven. *wink*

Marilyn Monroe

I think I want to redo my apartment, well at least the small sleeping area with Marilyn Monroe stuff.
...that's kinda hot huh?

Check out this site with some good stuff and hot pictures. http://www.marilynmonroe.com/

Since I live in Hollywood and all, I think would be fitting.

And Androdgeny

I am begining to think being androdgenous is hot.

Boys of the Moment




AHHHHH! I can't get enough.
Need.
More.
Boys of the Moment.

Safe Superheros

Boys of the Very Next Moment - Armpits




Boys of the Moment




Intimacy Issues

I had sex with a blow-up doll.
I stuffed my jockstrap in his month when I was done and left.

Speaking of jockstraps in mouths, I talked to Joseph Fenity today.
(You may have SEEN his site at www.pornstarstalk.com, you will SEE it again, but there's nothing new there now.)

Yes, he's my "boyfriend" but not really.
(...and not like Andy wasn't my "boyfriend.")
(I can see I have a record going here.)
We did not officially "break-up" we just had more of a "dissolution." It's very amicable and stuff. I mean, we will still fuck, but I just don't do the boyfriend thing too well.

He's got alot going on, despite what people think and hear.
He's got alot of control over what people hear for some stupid reason, so it's cool.
In fact, it's no big thing, not much will change.

He brought up this scene in a movie that I did awhile ago.
It was for www.buffstuffvideos.com.
I don't really talk about it that much, I did a few movies that kinda went under the radar 'cause they weren't that big or were just plain cheesy, so I don't mention them.

Joseph was like, "Ummmmm... did you really like that doll?"
I said, "Honey, it was a piece of inflatable plastic."
He said, "You look like your got really intimate with that doll."
I think I am disturbed by the fact that he thinks I got intimte with a doll named Jim.
I did like that he did not talk back, I could cum in his mouth, and I could get him to bend to my every whim and wanton. *wink*
The only time I topped on camera would be with a doll, that's hot.
I bottomed for the inflatable wonder too, so it was an even trade.

People keep asking me, "What's up with his site?"
I understand that people ask me 'cause the blond bitch that can't stay blond is my boyfriend, but we agreed in the pre-nup that we don't go there or he gets half the Baker fortune. So, I leave that up to him. Hell, he's the raging top that can't get enough, and I am the breathless bottom so our hot sex stays out of the media for now."
I talked about it on Jason's KSEX radio show and caught flack from Joseph, but I just made him take it out the agression in sex.

(Brandon Baker/Joseph Fenity Sex Secret #286.5: Cue Brandon: Make him upset, really upset and the sex is hotter. Then when he feels bad, the make-up sex is good too.)

...for more photos of the sexcapade with Jim including what bottoming for a big hard pastic dick is like, check out http://www.partywithbrandon.com/movies/chickenstuffers.htm

Marathon Photos

Remember when I did that friggin' marathon with Angel?
26.2 miles, yea, that one.
(...which I learned where the 26.2 came from. My friend Gary that the messenger that the Gods sent had to go 26.2 miles to the city of Marathon in lore, so that's the tradition. Ahhhh.)
I found these photos online from the actual race. They are offical race photos that the cameras on the route took.
Besides it being proof that my stupid ass did the entire thing, I see that Angel was right there with me, the whole time. Yea!

Traits for the Trade

...that's a insane threesome. Run for your life. ...when you see us coming, duck into the bathroom, bedroom, boardroom - anywhere you can. Hide the children, shield the grandparents. That's WHEN you see us coming, we usually blindside the group anyway.

If we all were labeled as opposite of one of our character traits, I woud label Angel as sex. He's a virgin, so that would fit him most ironicly.
My label woud be intelligence, 'cause I make up for the lack of smarts in personality.
Rusty's would be, whoa. Give me a second. He'd be a feminine leper 'cause his masculine beauty gets in the way of his real beauty.

I love these boys, I am very thankfu for the duo that I blessed to run with. Even though they give me a run for the money, they are worth every penny.

JEALOUSY ISSUE #483: I hate it when Rusty looks better in my clothes than I do. *wink*

Limes

"Can I have a lime please?"
I guess at Micky's in West Hollywood, you only get limes with your drinks.
"My citrith runneth over."

A Night with Bobby Trendy - HELP!

Two nights ago, or a few nights ago, I don't remember, we went to this party at Bobby Trendy's shop in West Hollywood.

I was confused the whole time.
I think I saw a pillow for $1000.00, I am not joking. It was a hot pillow, all sequined and stuff, but all I have to say is, "Couture" is a wonderful thing. (Couture: the latest and most admired style in clothes, cosmetics, design and behavior.)

I have more photos from the night, but I have to put them in a new gallery on PWB. I will link to that when I get the rest up.

Jonathan Cheng, Rusty pretending he IS Jonathan Cheng, Angel J. Benton and Brandon Q. Baker.

B2 - Brandon and Bobby. ...battle of the B's.

Marshall, Rusty and Angel make a Bobby sandwich. Yummy.

Bobby Trendy cracks me up, he's not as stupid as he appears.
He's got photos of him with an amazing amount of celebs in his studio which looks more like a closet from a high-priced designer. Wait - that's what he is. It's done in red's and decedant colors, the pillow that Marshall is holding here is one of Bobby's designs.
(Man, Marshall and Rusty look HOT here, huh?)



Fallen Angel

You saw it here first - up until last night, Angel Benton was a virgin that did not drink.
Months of dealing with Brandon Baker drove him to the brink and eventually over the edge.
JUST KIDDING!
...although it looks real huh? The Angel Benton posed for this HILARIOUS photo that made me almost pee my pants.
How Angel does not drink, I won't know. It is pretty funny when you hear him order a Shirley Temple. *LOVES IT!*
Have another drink, my dear.

Writing on the Wall

...so it's not as clear as the writing on the wall.
I love it when I give Rusty the camea, 'cause then I never know what's going to come back in the morning. (Hell, I never know who is going to be at my house in the morning.)
Here's a sampling of what came back today with Rusty's oh so beautiful comments on them.


Boy of the Moment - Jorden Michaels

I thought I would make this boy of the moment, a link to Jorden Michaels.
I just ran into him at GayDays in Orlando.

He's a hottie.

I met him at a cracked out weekend in Orlando like years ago with his boyfriend Zak Ryder or something. No at that time, it was what's his name he was dating...
Zak Ryder was in the Helix Studios porn with him where Zak had the best cum shot I have ever seen right into the perfect, tan and bubbly butt of Jorden. Seriously, that's the best cum shot I have seen in porn. (Note to self: Find screen capture of that.)
Then I opened last months' Cybersocket Magazine and I see a full page ad on page 3 with Jorden in it. The photo at the right is the one that was in the ad. (This month's Helix ad in Cybersocket has that new twick icon on page 3, that it outrageously young looking. Watch out Brent Corrigan.)

Blah, blah Brandon Baker, what's the link? Check out www.thejordenmichaels.com when you get time and a towel, 'cause it's nut bustin' quality.

"Get Those Off the Table."

Posting those "MONEY SHOTS" of Marc Sterling reminds me of a story...
One time, at band camp...
No, wait, it was at lunch with my parents.

I had danced all weekend in New Orleans at Oz and had a grand, gay ole' time.
It showed by the wads of bills I had in my duffel bag.
I headed home to my parents hometown to go to lunch with them.
My dad had off work and my mom was coming home from a doctor appointment.
We went to this Cajun place they like and when the bill came, I nabbed it and treated the people that brought me into the world and gave me such good jeans, I mean genes, to a lunch. It's the least I can do.
I pulled out my one dollar bills and proceeded to count out whatever the total was.
My dad reached over and said, "Get those off the table, I know where they have been."
*blush*

I can always count on my dad to throw me for a loop.

PA from the other side...

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Jealousy Issues

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Replacement Issues

Angel argues that I have replaced Andy with Rusty as such example as he writes here in his new dedication to blogging. (I took this except right from Angel's Blog.)
Anyway, I called my friend, Adonis Exclusive (and surfwear heir) Andy Kirra (www.thatboyandy.com) to come down to Micky's because he is also a friend of Tyler's from when Andy lived in San Diego. It was SOOOOOO good to see Andy again. In fact we hung out for about an hour and a half after the event was over just catching up. You see, for all ov last year, it was me, Andy, Brandon Baker (www.partywithbrandon.com), and Rusty Cadillac (www.onecuteescort.com). Brandon and Andy were involved in what they called a "faux relationship." It was somewhere between platonic and sexual (which I know makes no sense at all). They were husbands but not boifriends. Oh fuck, whatever, it was complicated, but now BRANDY (as Brandon and Andy were dubbed a la "Bennifer") is over and the other two boiz don't hang out with Andy anymore (Brandon because he still harbors feelings for him and Rusty because he isn't a big fan), but I have nothing against Andy. In fact I miss him a lot. So it was good to see him again. He looked just as adorable as ever. (You know, now that Rusty has pretty much replaced Andy in Brandon's life, I was thinking of making "TEAM RUSTY" and "TEAM ANDY" T-shirts. What do you think?)
Okay, so first of all, I did not replace Andy with Rusty.
First of all, and TECHNICALLY SPEAKING - I replaced Andy with ANGEL! I mean, the links at the right of my blog on the main page of the blog, now reads, 'Angel Benton Blogs Too!' so that means I TECHNICALLY replaced Andy with Angel. ...at least the links I did. *wink* (I am so slick.)
Secondly, I CAN'T replace Andy. I don't want to replace Andy. I had very good times with him. Although they are no more, there is no one that can replace the fucked up litttle freak we call Andy Kirra. Trust me.
Third of all, I love Rusty differently then I did Andy. I don't want to boff Rusty. Although, I venture to say, I do get more protective of Rusty than I did Andy. I mean, I would have offered up Andy to Incan Gods after I had sex with him knowing I could get coffers of gold. I would have to think twice about giving up my Rusty to ANYONE, Incan Gods or not. Keep that in mind when you tell me things like, "Rusty is hot, I want to fuck him." I get very protective of him. If Rusty tells me he does not want something or even does want it, I will do whatever I can to make it not happen or happen.
Fourth of all and lastly, TEAM RUSTY and TEAM ANDY shirts? THAT'S MOTHA-FUCKIN BRILLIANT! I mean, mine would be two sided and reversible, but no one would know that.

...here's to Angel Fuckin' Benton and a BRILLIANT blogging experience.
You too can read Angel's blog which contains rants and raves at http://angel-benton.livejournal.com/

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Boy of the Moment - Nice Underwear

A Fucked-Up Kind of Fortune

I got this from one of Andy's ex-boyfriends.
I think it is funny.
It was not meant in a bad way, (I don't think...) and he actually posted it to my MySpace account.
...sometimes, I think it is rather true.
Good call, Omen.

Boy of the Moment - Locker Room Dreams

Boy of the Moment - Kyle Foxxx




This moment's boy of the moment is Kyle Foxxx.
Why?
a) ...because he's cute.
b) ...because he's cute.
c) ...because he just came by the office. I love it when I can personally relate to boys and I get to see them in the office.

I think he said he just got back from Europe filming for EuroCreme - that's hot.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Where's Brandon?

I can always count on my friend Ben for some funny e-mails.
Can you imagine a "Where's Waldo?" version where you try to find Brandon Baker? Help us all.
*wink*

GayPornBlog SFO Pride Photos

http://www.gaypornblog.com/archives/2006/06/gay_porn_pride_2.html#more

Angel forwarded me THESE PHOTOS from San Francisco Pride.

Man, that Fitch boy, (Pierre Fitch) is looking INSANELY HOT!

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Damn, that's a hot camera!

Last week sometime, I got this new camera.
It's from Sony and it's got a touch screen.
I really like it.

Reason #1 I like this new camera:
Zoom.


This is a shot of some training ground from when Barcelona hosted the Olympics that I took from the road above.

Then I zoomed in to see how well I could see from far away.
I think the camera is like 8.1 megapixels.

....then I zoomed in some more.
Keep in mind how far away I am from the top photo.

...then I went looking for the shirtless boys. *wink*

Man am I going to cause some trouble with this camera. *hehehe*

Barcelona Photos 1

...even though I slept until 7:00pm Barcelona time, and made it in from the bathhouse at 8:00am Barcelona time - I wanted to get some photos from my trip to Spain up to show I really was out in the country at times. *wink*
You can see more at http://www.partywithbrandon.com/photopages/barcelona1.htm.

I like this one of my favortite photos, (I put it as my computer wallpaper) I took it through the fountain of one of the steeples of what might have been a government building or something. It's pretty with the water, the building and the flowers in foucs.

Barcelona is a packed city, but it's beautiful in so many ways.

This was one of the bartenders at a bar called Dietrich's. I think it's like Marlene Dietrich. They had photos of her on the wall.

Here's the flags of Spain, the European Union (EU) and some other flags that I have yet to figure out what they are for. (Bobby, can you help me here?) *wink*

I think this was a landmark brought to you by Mount Blanc. It's looks like a giant pen. *wink* I think we wandered into an area where training for the olympics was done when they were held here in Barcelona. It was a cool area. (Anyone who knows what this is or was for or is for or might be hiding inside - please let me know. What did I see today? *wink* Isn't that INSANE that I don't even know what I saw today?)