Free Voicemail

Need free voice mail so you don't give out a personal number?

Many escorts should consider using this option so that his personal number does not come up in online searches using sites like www.Google.com and cost something like a job in the future.
...or even better, getting a separate line for your escort business, it's a sound idea. *wink* Callers tend to actually like talking to someone when they call. (...which I should heed as well. I am so bad about returning voicemail calls.)

Other options I have heard of online that are free (...at least right now.) include www.grandcentral.com, www.laservoicemail.com, www.callvibe.com, (One of the new escort I just helped get online used this option recently.) or www.callinbox.com.

An online voicemail service that I really recommend and liked is www.YouMail.com, (It's a secret to being Brandon Baker.) but it's so not compatible with Sprint without them charging ten cents every time they forward a call. Many other providers do it for free as permanent forwarding. I am sure that's partly because Sprint might just be an agent of the devil.
If you have the option, it's REALLY COOL and I suggest checking it out.
You can leave distinct messages and change them whenever you want. It's the coolest. (I miss having that service.)
I believe www.voicenation.com is similar, but www.YouMail.com is free and WAY COOL!

I have used www.eVoice.com and still do and find that suitable for what I need and want right now which includes a few toll free numbers so that guys can reach me even when it might be difficult. However, they don't have a free plan anymore and it is a little more expensive than I probably need to be paying for that.

I just started using Google Voice and think it's one of the coolest things ever. I just redirect the number online to where ever I want it to go to at that moment. I can change it as often as I like or even have it ring in several places.

Voicemail Greeting Disney Monorail Doors

I changed my voice mail greeting today from my Mardi Gras one (It'll be back.) to Mrs. Doubtfire saying, "Hellloooooo." I like that portion, it's so funny and appropriate for a voice mail greeting. However, I changed my mind in less than a minute and changed it again.



I changed it to the monorail sound from Disney that says "Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor mantangense alejado de las puertas."

De La Soul Voice Mail Greeting

I changed my voice mail greeting to sound like the classic song from the old school hip hop group De La Soul.
The chorus says "Hey how ya doing , sorry you can't get through, leave your name and your number and I'll get back to you." and is edited with the part "Hey you done did the right thing, dialed up my ring ring now your waiting for the beep."
It's so "Fresh Prince of Bel Aire" tacky I love it.
I will leave it for a couple of days before changing it.

Traveling on a Plane Voicemail

"The person you are calling is unavailable, they're traveling on a plane and will call you when they're available." was what you would have heard today while I was en route to New Orleans.
I am having fun changing my voicemail to funny greetings often.
Keep your ears tuned in.
...and Lord knows, if you call me, you get my voicemail often enough, huh?

Bon Qui-Qui Voicemail Message

I changed my voice mail message from a Coca-Cola themed message that we are unavailable to one that is Bon Qui-Qui saying, "Welcome to King Burger where you can have it your way, but don't get crazy."

Popular Voicemail

How tacky is this? I updated my voicemail today with this new message.

Hello. The person you are trying to reach is extremely popular. Your call is currently number, 42, in line and will be answered in approximately, 3 hours, 14 minutes. Please leave a message to avoid waiting.

937 Messages Ringtone

I added this today as my alert on my cell phone whenever I get a text message, but I am already over hearing it. ARGH! It was fun for about 15 minutes.
It says, "[beep, beep, beep] You have 937 messages, all of which are marked urgent."

Flight Announcement Voice Mail Message

I changed my voice mail again, this time, it says:

Good afternoon passengers, welcome to flight 416 flying non stop to the beep. Please store all messages in the overhead bins on the tape provided. For the safety and comfort of all our passengers we ask that you observe the no mumbling sign through out the duration of the flight.. You'll notice that the captain has eliminated the message sign so please feel free to leave one at any time.

If you are so inclined you can HEAR IT HERE.
You can read, hear and download some more funny voice mail recordings at http://www.angelfire.com/bc3/wav/machine.html
There are some others at http://www.creativevoicemailmessages.com/ or http://www.phonelosers.com/answering_machines/

Voicemail Hell

I put up a new voice mail today. It's called "voicemail hell" and it made me laugh. I will leave it up for a week or so until I change it again.

Hi, We're not in right now to take your call, If you would like to leave a message please press #, press 3 then dial your name, then press 6 then dial your number, then press * then 69, ask for extension 4443 then leave your name and message. If you would like to leave your number & time you called please press * twice, bark like a dog, spin in a circle, press 1 26 times, then wait for the beep.

New Voice Mail Recording

Angel called me a few days ago and I changed my voice mail after hearing what he had to say. Now if you call my voice mail it says something like, "You have reached Brandon. You can leave a message here, but come on, really now, you know it's going to take a week for me to get back to you. Why don't you just give me a call back in a little bit." I know it's irresponsible to begin with, but isn't it a little more responsible of me to record that kind of message at least?

Psychiatric Office Answering Machine

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I so need this on my voicemail. It cracked me up.

Brush Your Teeth

I called Ty Roberts today about his ad and let me tell you, I have heard alot of ridiculous voice mails, but his - yea, his ranks right up there with crazy ones!
It says, "I like it up and down. I like it side to side. So when I get done brushing my teeth, I will call you back."
Whoa.