Showing posts with label What did they say?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label What did they say?. Show all posts

Friday, November 07, 2008

Models to Shoot

I love getting e-mails that make me chuckle.

Today, I received on that starts out and reads,
"Hello, I'm looking for a model to shoot this Sunday morning."
I am going to bet he meant "Shoot" with his camera, but it could easily be construed as "Shooting" with a bow & arrow or anything else for that matter.

Heck, I have a couple of models you can shoot any day of the week, I am ready to hand them over. *wink*

It just sounds so funny and violent, huh?

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

BUTTERPECANDELIGHT

Here is another one of those ads. Do you know what it's like to call and ask, "Is butterpecan delight available? Yes, I need to verify some information on a new ad. Butter. Pecan. Delight. ...that's right."
He's knows about the shift key too, that's good.

Monday, September 24, 2007

Girlfriend Gangbang

I am never ceased to be amazed at some of the text in some of the ads on www.rentboy.com. Fabulous!
Hi there Please note: face pic available upon request! I'm a very cute boy toy, i am a very enthusiastic bottom and you will see for youself that I truly love what i do. I never top, thats your role so if you are looking for the tastiest tightest waxed and smooth bottom boy than give me a call. I love to swallow or get it all over my pretty little face. I also love 3sum and group scenes/being treated like a piece of meat I love to drink piss, cum and get fisted I can host at my loft in williamsburg brooklyn. I live there with my girlfriend. we can play alone 1 on 1 or we can bring her in to watch or play with us. once a month we host a gangbang party at our place, drop me an email to get on the list, all are welcome! I am also available for outcall in manhattan give me a call and lets have fun!