I love the "The Earz Have It" section of Noize Magazine. (...formerly Circuit Noize Magazine.)
This month there are a few pretty funny sayings you might hear on a dance floor. (I swear, I can just hear it.)- "Soda pop, how can you put that poison in your body? Hey...you want another bump?"
- "Can you believe we are still dancing at 10:00am on Monday morning?" "Sweetie, it's Tuesday."