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GayVN Weekend Photos I

Here are a few photos from the GayVN weekend in San Francisco.
I especially like the first one because it's all hobbits. I mean, all the people in that photo are like 5'5" or right around there. If you could see anyone else in the photo you'd know what I mean. It's the short porn boys, but you know what they say, they pack a punch. I can vouch for a couple of them. Watch out. *wink*

I am in the Cybersocket offices (...and former office of Brandon Baker for www.rentboy.com.) today in Los Angeles.
I am loading up another truck and taking the rest of the stuff (...and man do I have a lot.) from the office and my Los Angeles storage unit to Las Vegas tonight.
New York, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Las Vegas - ...that's not a weak week at all huh? HOT!

Random Update

I am in San Francisco.

I missed my flight from JFK to LAS this morning at 9:00am and when I went to see what options I had to get back to the west coast, it was to take the 10:30am flight through SFO or wait until 8:00pm for the next direct flight to LAS.
I took the JFK to SFO option and thought, wait, I need to be in San Francisco Friday and I was going to have to go to Las Vegas to drive to Los Angeles so I could drive to San Francisco with Angel and company on the Mussycat TRANS-continental Express Van thing that Phillip Ashton has me in stitches about. (It's our rental car, just in case there was any confusion.) I just hacked that part out and took the flight from JFK to SFO and didn't take the SFO to LAS part. Virgin America was fine with that and I didn't have to pay anything else as well as was thrilled when it was only a small inconvenience for them to stop my bag routing at SFO, which they actually did.
I totally recognized the cute flight attendant from a flight before. ...and I don't event think the $100.00 upgrade to "Main Cabin Select" was anything but SO WORTH IT. I sure drank that much

I know that may seem like a lot of confusing information (Trust me, it is in my head.) but once again, my own irresponsiblilty has came out with a silver lining and I can't complain.

It's been a hectic, rewarding, fast week of events, boys, dark corners, awards, hotels, flights and credit card receipts.
Now I am in a decompressing mode right before I head into the Temptation Party (www.temptevents.com) and GayVN Awards this weekend.
I decided that I would stay by myself in the hotel and use this night to myself, so I am so listening to a Pandora Radio station that I created for myself using the Tracy Young mix of "Defying Gravity" from Wicked and I just love it. Rusty is a few floors up and ummmm...busy, so I have Roxy too, she relaxes me too. I know's she' Rusty's dog, but I can't help but absolutely love her like my own dog. (I went up to Rusty's room in my new robe and big sunglasses in a hotel that has so pool, so people chuckled in the elevator. I like that.)

Boy of the Moment - Chaz

This is a hot and sexy rentboy that goes by Chaz in the Boston area.
You can find his ad in the NorthEast or directly at
www.rentboy.com/americanslut1

Escort Award Photos IV - Sean

If you haven't had your fix of Hookies photos, here are some more photos. These ones are from Sean, (...but not the Sean that I normally talk about, this is a differnt Sean.) who was a staff photographer in New York. 

Visit www.flickr.com/1800feelit/ for his photos from the escort awards as well as many of his other photos. He's got some great ones following the Hookies photos.

I value people who take good photographs and are generous with their time and talents because I can't do that.

Mussycat Express

Are you in Los Angeles tonight? Check out the CockPit event if you are.

I am still in New York until tomorrow. I fly back to Las Vegas in the morning and will be in my office in Las Vegas all afternoon and evening.
I'll change the clothes in my suitcase and head to Los Angeles Thursday morning.
Thursday we will drive the "Mussycat Express' or whatever Phillip Ashton (...or whatever you want to call him for that matter.) calls the van we are going to take to San Francisco for the Temptation Party (www.temptevents.com)  Friday night and then the GayVN Awards Sunday.
God, grant me the serenity to deal with Phillip Ashton AND Angel Benton in a closed space all the way from Los Angeles to San Francisco. ...that's all I have to say.

Why is it called the "Mussycat Express?" It's a long story, maybe Phillip Ashton can tell us why. I'll only fuck up the story.

Hookie Award Photos III - WilsonModels

Jeff Eason took some amazing photos at the Hookie Awards, I have to hand it to him. FIERCE!
Check out http://wilsonmodels.blogspot.com/2009/03/rentboy-hookies-at-splash.html?zx=5518f4465df56dc5 for more including therse

Black Party Dress Up

Heading into the the Black Party, I was very worried about fitting in when the invitation said, "Dress: Heavy" and "Strictly Enforced." I have a small suitcase and have been conditioned to travel lighter these days. Sean in my office told me that I could wear a garbage bag and wig and be fine, which was kind a fun and unique, so he brought some wigs. There are some other photos I can get from the camera that I jsut don't know how it got past security *wink* because camera and cell phones were not allowed, but I have to wait to track those down, so I took a couple of the ever-so-classy self shots in the mirror. Now I can't tell if the wig is on backwards or forwards, but last night a few people whom I had met earlier in the night with my real hair re-introduced themselves to me when I had on the wig. I think it looks KIND OF real, but still was just too cool to pass up posting about.

Camera Phone Photos - New York Edition

I am all excited with the new camera on my phone. It does not have a flash, but it appears to be easier to use, so hopefully that means it will translate into more photos. 

Here are some photos from the last couple of days with my camera phone.

This is the podium we used for the escort awards being delivered along with all the other boxes we had to take from the office to the venue. 

This is breakfast. ...a very special breakfast. The day after I came into the office after the awards, my boss cooked me breakfast. Isn't it supposed to be the other way around? He made this fierce breakfast and ummmm... I didn't even do that much work at the awards. Sean did much more this time around. I should have transferred that breakfast to Sean. Jeff also just got this HOT touch screen computer from HP that was fun to use. I want one now. ARGH!

Still dealing with food, this is the table at the cool diner called 'Moonstruck' that is near the hotel that Rusty and I are staying at right now. It's one of my new favorite hotels. In fact, I have a blog all about it on it's own it's so cool. I don't know why I snapped a photo of the dinner table at the diner, but it's cool blue baby. 

It's about time. ...Times Square that is. ...Brandon Baker in Times Square looking at the time. Oh wait, I don' t have on a watch. It's not 'cause I don' t have one. One of my friends got me a BEAUTIFUL watch for my birthday and gave it to me at Numbers, but I wear it on special occasions most of the time. Yea, time and I get along on few occasions. *wink* 

This is the graphic/media guys desk in our office the day after the Hookies. He's already editing the footage and compiling it all. He's wonderful.

...that's all for now folks.

First Citywide Change Bank

I remember seeing a commercial similar to this on Saturday Night Live back in the day that made me laugh.

Can you believe how many "commercials" SNL has done? Visit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Saturday_Night_Live_commercials for a list of the parodies.

Hookie Award Winners - www.TheHookies.com

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Hookie Award Photos II - VidioView

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Boy of the Moment - UNDERWEAR FOR RENT

 

I have to tell you, I like that underwear. It's giving me a "Home Depot" kind of feeling, but I like the message. *wink* ...and the delivery. 

Angel Benton's New www.ThePornorazzi.com

I have to tell you, I am excited to find out more about Angel Benton's new website called, www.thepornorazzi.com which along with the colors on the site, have left me in the dark. Uh-oh. I heard it was the "TMZ" of gay porn. HOT!

I hardly got to see Angel Benton while he was here in New York. I mean due to some hotel fuck ups on my own part, we had to stay at different hotels. He was at the hotel in SoHo with Rusty and I was not. I was with a different kind of "so ho"." (..or should I say faux ho'? ...what about "No ho'?")
Folks I seriously saw Angel for about 10 minutes on the red carpet setting up and then when his part was done, he was gone and I didn't get to see him at all. It was kind of crazy.

...maybe I will see him next month.

Escort Award Photos I - Bill B.

My own "Hookies" coverage continues here, this isn't the end of it, my own thoughts are yet to come, but considering how much I get paid to have thoughts for the company, I choose to give those first priority right now. *wink*

Here are a few photos from the awards from my friend Bill B. in the northeast. (Thanks Bill!)

This might be one of my favorite photos from the awards. Marcel Deion won SEXIEST ESCORT and I think he embodies the essence of that award very well. I particularly like this photo because of his lips. I bet he has just kissed the presenter for that award, Kevin Aviance, and the lipstick Kevin was wearing got on Marcel. HOT!

I can't get over Jason Pitt's hotness. It takes over any room he enters. He's here with the equally wonderful Angel from www.angelsslutgarden.com. It was so cool to see Angel in his own territory in New York. YEA!

This is LondonBoy Pete, the 2008 BEST OVERALL ESCORT, presenting an award to John Pich, the 2009 BEST OVERALL escort. ...that's a lot of escort power up there.

I go back and forth with adoring Jason Secrest and plotting how to slash his tires when I am upset with him, but if I ever had something nice to say, it is now. He prepared this speech when he presented the LIFETIME ACHEIVEMENT award for me at the escort awards. It was beautiful. I am a little disturbed about how he found out that much information about me, but I will let that go for now. He totally impressed me. ...this time. *wink*

It was a surprise that I won that award. I did not expect that at all. Everyone in my office did a good job about keeping it a secret. (I am sure it helps that I across the country most of the time.) When I ordered the awards, the guys in my office told me it was for someone else and I didn't question it. I didn't think twice about it. When I was doing the show timing the day of the awards in my event spreadsheet, I had Jason presenting a different award and I noticed it was switched up a bit in the final revision that we printed for the staff, but since this event was in New York and this is Sean's event mainly, I totally respected that he did that and let it go. When my name was called for the award, my heart melted and I didn't know what I was about to say except a heartfelt thank you. I can't wait to tell my mom and dad.

One of the new award categories this year was BEST DUO, while there were some HOT duos indeed in the running, the two that won are absolutely stunning if you ask me. They are so hot, so masculine and are so open about what they do together. ...that makes me so warm inside. ...and it makes me feel funny in other places. Congratulations Gio and Nikko! STOP YOUR SEXINESS RIGHT NOW! *wink* (...on second thought, please don't. Carry on.)

I'll have some more photos and thoughts as I process the abundance of information that is flowing across my desk like the River Jordan.

Hood Ornament

My brother sent me a photo of my nephew. Man he's growing up fast, that's crazy. I think he's taking after his dad and really is a country boy. Awwww...

New Cell Phone - AGAIN!

http://www.palm.com/us/products/phones/treopro/index.html

I had to get a new cell phone becasue I lost mine last night in the taxi in New York.
I called it in for an official report, but they said it would be two days before the taxi driver would have turned into the limo commision and that I would have to go to the police station and.... I couldn't deal with any more.
...with the mail in rebate (...which I hope they do this time.) it's only $229.99 or something like that.

When I went to the Sprint Store in New York (I AM NOT A BIG FAN OF SPRINT AT THIS POINT.) they told me it was the newest phone and has been out less than a week or so.
Online it looks like what I need and want, so moving on...

..so far, so good.
I like it.
...and plan on keeping it close. (I need to implant it in my head actually.) ARGH!
What about this lanyard deal, I should try that at least.

'Never Settle for Less then Your Best' on the Wall

I, well Lisa did the work, put this rub on motivational saying on one of the walls in my new office in Las Vegas.
I think I am going to need a few more though.

There are several websites I found with more.

I saw them in the JustUsBoys office in Ft. Lauderdale and the ones they have on the all are much bigger and take up the whole wall, but hey I have a while to go until I am JustUsBoys status. (Heck, I remember when they were www.LinkMeAllOver.com and a much different JustUsBoys website.)

Retro Drinks

I picked up this dish set for the kitchen in Las Vegas. It's more of a conversation piece than a functional piece, but it's cool.
It's the retro logos for some Coca-Cola products like Sprite, Coke, Tab and Orange Fanta.
I can't even think think of the last time I saw Tab. I think it was in "Back to the Future" or something like that. Recently I saw an energy drink like think that looked like Tab, but I can't speak from experience if it was.

Boy of the Moment - Disney's Boys

I couldn't decide which one to make the "Boy of the Moment" so I make both of them the "Boy of the Moment" post for this moment.

It's so Angel Benton's territory, but I thought I'd tread in it a little. Zac Efron is such a cutie. He needs to stop his hotness right now. His new "Dirty Boy" images landed all over my computer screen today. Sexy.
I love that image of the Jonas Brothers. I think Angel Benton, Rusty and I need to do a photo like that. HOT!

Damn, Disney sure knows how to pick 'em. (...so does Angel Benton.)

Friends of the Bourbon Pub and the Fleur De Lis

I joined a Facebook group called, "Friends of the Bourbon Pub" and I can't believe this photo to the right.
Man, the place has hardly changed. Wow.

I really like Fleur De Lis as a symbol because it reminds me of New Orleans.
I got particularly excited about this rainbow one I came across on that web page today. YEA!
I told Angel, Lisa found a Fleur De Lis hole puncher and I got it the other day, so now I am Fleur De Lis hole punching maniac. (I went back and got a martini one too.)

Boblo Island

OMG! This was for an old theme park that is now condos from what I heard after Triple AAA and an private company bought the island. I used to go here when I was a kid in Detroit. (...just like RuPaul.) HOT! I so remember this commercial.

HustlaBall London 2008 Video

Boy of the Moment - Beach Boy

Boy of the Moment - Jason Crew

Michael Lucas 'Entrapment' Movie

Interesting, this is Michael Luca's new movie clip for 'Entrapment.'

Boy of the Moment - Ava Moore

These are my two favorite wo-men from Nip/Tuck.


She was a boy. ...before she was a woman.


Cherry Peck is both.

NEW PISS PORN

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