Girl Books

I bought Paris Hilton's book while I was in Las Vegas this weekend.

Now I have to read it AND Jenna Jameson's book that I have in Vegas also.

It would appear that I do all my reading in Las Vegas.
However, don't let that appearance fool you - I don't read anywhere! *wink*

Nicole

I swear I just saw Nicole Richie, two hot guys and another girl going into Fred Segal on Santa Monica!
Get a reciept boys, you may need it later. *wink*
Brandon Baker
504-319-6487 - mobile
brandon@partywithbrandon.com

...this note was sent from my BlackBerry.

Parking Ticket

Oh shit!
Lisa, hopefully you get this before work, if not, it waited long enough...
It seems my brilliant self left a Los Angeles parking ticket on my desk in Las Vegas. (...they sound alike huh?)
It also seems Los Angeles is on the ball because they mailed Tom (my boss) a copy.
I need to pay that TODAY!
I wonder if I should just leave a deposit with them?

Brandon Baker
504-319-6487 - mobile
brandon@partywithbrandon.com

...this note was sent from my BlackBerry.

Daily Diary - Back in the USA

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Daily Diary #1: Toronto to Los Angeles

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WED UPDATES: New Photo Gallery: Folsom North

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Photos: Tigger's Got Something to Say

Lie

I just realized the word LIE is in the middle of the word BELIEVE.
I don't like that. A bit.

Brandon Baker
504-319-6487 - mobile
brandon@partywithbrandon.com

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Boy of the Moment

I came across this HOT guy yesterday.
Now I'd like to "CUM" across him today.

Blast from the Past: Tigger at HustlaBall Las Vegas Pre-Party

Here is a BEAUTIFUL photo of Tigger listing his arm up at the 2005 Las Vegas HustlaBall Pre-Party at the Blue Moon Resort in Las Vegas. He is always a hit!

I don't know what crazy face I was making here....

-Brandon "White Moon" Baker

Good Measure

I had to do one more for good measure.
This boy is SMOKIN HOT!
I don't know where they are as I type this, but since I am trying to get back on the road to being a responsible web citizen and keep up with my blog, the boys are out partying.
Can you imagine a threesome with these ones? *Whoa!*

- Brandon "Good thing I can only count to two!" Baker

Photos: Tigger's Toronto Tour

This is out famous gay icon Tigger looking a bit tigged. I think a bug just bit him or something...

After his bugging experience we went to a bar called 5ive.
I ordered a Red Bull and Vodka and found out that here they are not allowed to pour an "upper" and a "downer" into the glass, so they hand them to you separately, that is different than any other city.

Then we met one of Tigger's friends Emma, isn't she adorable?

Then we took ourselves to the "hustler" bar called "Sneakers".
Not a moment before I got to the bar, Chad called! *YEA!*
He was at the Toronto airport.
We changed out hello's into goodbye's and headed to the airport to get Chad.

On the way to the car, Tigger's friend Luke called.
Oops, we were supposed to be meeting him at that point.
Tigger said, "We just got a call from the lost boy and he is at the airport, do you want to come with us?"
As we pulled up to a red light, this BEAUTIFUL boy walked by the car and to my delight that he was not a carjacker, found out that this was Luke!
"...THIS was Luke?!"
"HOLY SHIT!"
He is almost as beautiful as Tigger, but this boys looks threw me for a loop. *still looped*

Then we got him...
...the lost boy himself.
I was getting worried.
I did not know what to tell his mom, "I lost him in Pittsburgh."
YIKE!
Here is a photo of hottie Chad in the backseat of the TiggerMobile. (...hope he gets used to it!)

To make it heat up with this fine entry on this photo installment of "Adventures in Being." I give you THREE!
THREE FINE BOYS in Canada. (...right to left: Luke, Tigger and Chad.)

Here is an image that we took from the 57 stories up at a bar called "Panorama".
What a breathtaking view....

...or maybe that was the CRAZY "White Cosmopolitian Martini" that I had. "Wait, I thought I was the White Cosmopolitian."
It was REALLY good though. YUM!
It had vodka, a piece of melon fruit and no joke, edible silver. "What is THAT all about?"











- Brandon "I love boys!" Baker

Underwear Fashion Show

My friend Nick at ID Lube gave me one the coolest gifts I have ever received.
It is no surprise that I love Robin from Batman and Robin if you follow me or this site at all.
I know it is hard to find Robin stuff ANYWHERE out there. Believe me I look.
Nick had this custom made for me by Pulse Underwear.
I am so excited to wear this wherever I can.
...and when I make it back to the Batcave, Batman is going to be pretty happy.
"Holy hard-on Batman."

He also got me this white pair.
Make sure you check out Pulse Underwear's site *wink* (They have a GREAT and HOT website.) to see what it is SUPPOSED to look like. My ass is so big here, what the heck! *jiggle*

...but wait, there's more.
This see-through jock-strap looks pretty hot too. I think it will look pretty good laying next to my bed too, huh? *wink*

...and since that wasn't enough, he gave me this pair too.
Why do we call it "pairs" of underwear when there is only one? Hummmm?
It makes me thing sexy construction worker! *wink*

...and finally today in the Pulse Underwear Fashion Show brought to you by Nick D. we have this black jock-strap thong.

These will be coming to a bedroom near you soon, so be sure to check out Pulse Underwear, ID Lube and here is a SPECIAL, big-butt THANKS to Nick!
*THANKS!*

- Brandon "I'm sleeping in 'em!" Baker

Attention Def...

While I was looking up definitions...
...and trying to stay focused long enough to do it...

I looked this definition up as well:

attention deficit disorder
n. (Abbr. ADD)
A syndrome, usually diagnosed in childhood, characterized by a persistent pattern of impulsiveness, a short attention span, and often hyperactivity, and interfering especially with academic, occupational, and social performance.

I'll say it's a disorder, so is the rest of what I do.
...but I am okay with that. *wink*

I believe it was my boss Tom who told me once that he heard Ellen DeGeneres say something like, "I would have taken my ADD medicine, but even if I did, I would not remember if I did or not."
Even though I laughed heartily and can relate, I don't think it is really that much "memory" but focusing my attention on something for a long time.
Know what I mean jellybean?

Sorry I did not finish the title of this entry.
I couldn't maintain the focus. *wink*

- Brandon "What's Next?" Baker

Whether or Weather

Special thanks to the reader who caught this:

I do read your material and I don't like to be picky but I guess sometimes spell check fails to work, huh?
But under mailing list...office...weather????
It tends to create a visual fog. Oh, I guess you could argue that it was "eye catching". (wink...wink)

My english teacher would smack me upside the head and rightfully so...
I truly am glad that this reader too the time to not only read my ramblings, but take the time to let me know what a gramattical meterologist I am NOT! *wink*
I love it that he said, "Visual Fog." How fitting, how absolutely slick. WELL DONE! Fog? Baby, I can get you in a monsoon! *wink*

weath·er (wĕTH'ər)
n.

1. The state of the atmosphere at a given time and place, with respect to variables such as temperature, moisture, wind velocity, and barometric pressure.
2. 1. Adverse or destructive atmospheric conditions, such as high winds or heavy rain: encountered weather five miles out to sea.
   2. The unpleasant or destructive effects of such atmospheric conditions: protected the house from the weather.
3. weathers Changes of fortune: had known him in many weathers.

wheth·er (hwĕTH'ər, wĕTH'-)
conj.

1. Used in indirect questions to introduce one alternative: We should find out whether the museum is open. See Usage Note at doubt, if.
2. Used to introduce alternative possibilities: Whether she wins or whether she loses, this is her last tournament.
3. Either: He passed the test, whether by skill or luck.

1. 
   

Photos: Brandon at the Pool in phoenix

Here are some photos of me by the pool at the hotel in Phoenix.
...again these photos courtesy of Nick DiMartino.

Photo: Phoenix Forum

Here is a photo from my friend Nick at ID Lube of Brian Rush, Andy (...the artist formerly known as Sky Daniels) and I at the Phoenix Forum.
Awwwww...
*sings song: "Memories"*

Daily Diary - Toronto

It's the sign that everything is normal...
Chad called and said, "I missed my flight.". Its a good thing 'cause I didn't get into Toronto until 7:30pm. He arrived at like 10:00am. This way we should arrive closer together.
Especially with me and travel, I can't count on it until it is done.

I didn't sleep so that I knew I would wake up.
Wait, that doesn't make sense huh?
If I didn't go to sleep then I could not possibly wake up.
One can't occur if the other doesn't.
Nevermind. *wink*

I love this new luggage.
Hooray for it.

I called my friend from Citiboyz Marc Blackwell about catching up for lunch in Phoenix since I had such a long layover.

I lost Chad.

Toronto has some HOT radio stations as I picked up the rental car that I would later today return.
I would rather not have it, if I don't have to and this time, we have Tigger! *wink*

Looking to join a gang?

Are you tough? Violent? Rough around the edges? You can't be kept down? Do you think Jennifer Hudson is totally a better diva than Fantasia and you'd kick anyone's ass who disagrees?

I'm starting up a gay gang! We'll do all the things that tough street gangs do (pick fights, steal wallets, critique b-list actresses on the red carpet) but we'll be comprised of gay men!

Now this gang isn't fancy-pansy like the ones in West Side Story. Wait, who am I kidding? It's EXACTLY like West Side Story. Only this time, Tony and Chino will have the cajones to actually get together, instead of wasting time on Natalie Wood (whose only good performance was in Rebel Without a Cause there I said it).

To join you'll have to pass a rigorous test. We can't tell you our gang name or our colors yet (and they change according to the Helmut Lang line), so you'll meet us at an undisclosed location near the Santa Monica pier.

First, you have to find an unsuspecting straight couple (preferably on a date) and mug them. Take their money, but only grab the wallet or purse if it is Burberry, Fendi, or something comparable. And be sure to mention that you thought [insert whatever the girl was wearing] went out two years ago.

Second, you have to mastermind a huge drug sale. This will be unbelievably easy, since you'll do it with E in the bathroom of The Abbey.

Third, you will be forced to get in a fight with one of the other gang hopefuls. The rest of us will be watching as you wrestle around, and you should be sure to tear some clothing and throw in a few light kisses and moans.

So if you're tough enough, just email me and we can start our gang. It doesn't matter who you are or what you look like, as long as you are attractive and have a great body.

(...from http://losangeles.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/69493456.html)

-Brandon "I'm not in a gang." Baker

Dukes of Hazzard

My brother used to LOVE the Dukes of Hazzard.
He used to drive his little Matchbox cars into the fireplace and stuff while I was busy lining my cars up like I had a car dealership saying, "I need more red ones." *wink* I remember I "reposessed"his Dukes of Hazzard car and he beat me up or something and then when my mom found out I had "sold" it on my lot, she got some green car that was the same style that looked like the beautiful boys car and she used nail polish and made it look like it was Bo and Luke's car.
WELL DONE MOM!

Anyway, the new Dukes of Hazzard movie from Warner Brothers is set to come out next month while I am Ft. Lauderdale for the Internext convention.
I am excited for my brother. *wink*

While it was originally set to include, at least from what I heard, Britney Spears as Daisy and Ashton Kutcher as one of the Dukes, they apparently have more family business to attend to. Ashton is busy busting a nut with his Mrs. Robinson, Demi More and Britney is busy federlining Kevin. *JEALOUSY!*
Now the casting has set Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke, Sean William Scott (Stiffler from the American Pie series) and Johnny Knoxville as the troublesome trio. Boss Hogg is played by Burt Reynolds and Willie Nelson plays Jesse. How about THAT?
(Reminder Mr. Nelson: One word: taxes!)
What a fucking FABULOUS cast, I can't wait to see one just for that all star cast!

Now a moment for Bo and Luke. *wink*
Johnny Knoxville as Bo (I think right?) - is HOT! I bet you he is a RIOT in bed.
Sean William Scott is always hot. I always say "Scruffy Stiffler gives me a stiffie!"
...and occasionally, I have to admit, Jessica Simpson does it for me too. She is beautiful. (I can still recognize the beauty in women, huh?)
Even though I won't get to see Bo and Luke fuck, like they have in my head as I think of what they look like on screen, I can fantasize.

I can see my brothers little Matchbox car and a little Sean William Scoot and Johnny Knoxville inside it on the side of the road in the fictious Hazzard (..which is really that spot under the upstairs rug) with "pimp" Boss Hogg counting cash from his two hookers.
"Slow it down now Brandon!" *wink*

For more on the movie including photos, story, downloads and more information CLICK HERE.

- Brandon "I'm a Duke of my own Hazzard" Baker

Brandon and Bobby Thompson

I went to dinner last night with escort extrodinarie Bobby Thompson. (...just how extraordinary is he? Go to the forums on www.male4maleescorts.com and type in his name. THAT'S how extraordinary.) *wink*
I can vouch for the fact that he is ADORABLE! He even has more than two brain cells! *wink*
We went to Hamburger Mary's to enjoy the cuisine there for our daily food intake and my other escort friend Bleu joined us. YEA!
Bobby is quite the cherisher. He is a dichotomy in himself. If THAT makes sense, good. *wink* No really, I mean he does what he does for a living, but he is "wholesome" it drives me crazy! *wink* He is pursuing a degree and in school, so he gets "ethic points." *wink*
We had a GREAT dinner. Even though he only had a plate of fruit. *wink*
This morning when I walked into work Tim (...one of owners of Cybersocket Magazine) said, "How was Bingo?" (Hamburger Mary's had a Bingo game last night that we actually didn't stay for, but sure saw the crowd for!) I thought, "How did he know that, I haven't even done my online diary yet." Then he said, "Morgan and I saw you, we were at O Bar across the street!" How funny is that, it is a small world! ...and we did sit right in the front open window seat. (I pick seats based on maximum exposure!) *wink*
This photo is from the no-avail journey to find a bar that we could get Bleu into without an ID. Did you get the "no-avail" part! *wink* *hehehehehe...*
I was glad to meet Bobby and I have two interviews to post from him. One for www.VidioView.com and one for www.RentBoyConfidential.com. (Neither are up now, but once I get them in email form, I will get them up. *wink* I said "UP!" - laughs like Bevis and Butthead. (I'd probably be the Butthead character huh?) He did really cool with his interviews.

- Brandon "He's not Mary" Baker

Brandon in the "Picture Snapshots" at the Bourbon Pub/Parade

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Forum Post: Toronto, Canada; Jul 15 - Jul 19

CLICK HERE for my post on www.male4maleescorts.com about travelling to Toronto, Canada; Jul 15 - Jul 19

OMG! Brandon Baker is fleeing the country! *wink* Okay, that's an
exaggeration, but I will be heading North into the Canadian wilderness.
Wilderness - if it is not wild now, it will be when I get there. *wink* I am
heading up there with my friend Chad (I have photos of him on http://www.partywithbrandon.com/ under PHOTO MENU and Fire Island
Vacation...) for the Folsom North event on Sunday. If you want to see more of
me, check out my FREE site at http://www.partywithbrandon.com/. I have tons of useless information
on there and some that may actually be of help! *wink* I also have photos there
too. YEA! Free porn! Whoooo-hoooo! If you want to call me, try, I am REALLY bad
about returning calls but I will try and we can set up some personal time.
*wink* THANKS and whatever you do - HAVE FUN!

Is it safe to swallow cum?

Many people have questions about oral sex and disease transmission: Can you catch an STD from oral sex? Can get other diseases from swallowing cum? Will swallowing cum hurt you or make you sick? Is it safer to spit than to swallow? We'll attempt to demystify some of these issues.

First the Good News
Cum is an all-natural bodily fluid that doesn't harbor any diseases or harmful bacteria in a healthy person. The purpose of semen is to transport sperm to the female ova, and it is a high-protein, nutrient-rich medium designed to support and sustain the spermatazoa during their relatively brief journey. The sperm themselves also present no threat in the digestive tract, and are neutralized by gastric fluids by the time they reach the stomach.

If anything, swallowing the cum of a healthy male may in fact be good for you, since it is a highly concentrated source of protein, minerals, natural sugars, and other nutrients. Healthy seminal fluid is mostly fructose and proteins, and doesn't contain any harmful chemicals. The slightly bleachy smell of semen comes from its alkaline pH and minute traces of chlorine, but if it's mild enough for a vagina, it's not going to be any harsher on your mouth or throat.

Because the ducts and glands that produce the components of semen feed into the urethra, the same passage that carries urine out of the penis, cum may pick up some traces of urea or uric acid. However, these are harmless, as is healthy urine in general. The urinary tract of a healthy person contains only trace amounts of bacteria, and there are no substances in urine that are harmful to consume in the quantities excreted normally.

The Not-so Good News
The sort of good news is that swallowing your partner's cum will not put you at any greater risk for catching an STD. The flip side is that if your partner does have an STD, by the time you've had unprotected oral sex with them, whether you swallow or not, you've been exposed to whatever they're carrying.

Having unprotected oral sex (giving a blow job without a condom) is risky. Some of the disease that can be transmitted through oral sex if your partner is infected include herpes, genital warts, gonorrhea, chlamydia, and syphilis. The risk of HIV transmission through oral sex is still undetermined. Some experts say there is little to no risk of getting HIV through fellatio, while some say there is possible risk, especially if there are cuts or sores in the mouth of the person performing oral sex.

Because most of the STDs mentioned are transmitted through contact with sores or lesions on the genitals, or are present in the pre-ejaculate fluid (precum), a person performing unprotected oral sex on an infected partner has already been exposed even before their partner ejaculates. If your partner cums in your mouth, you may be exposed to additional quantities of STD pathogens in the semen, which can infect you through the mucous membranes in your mouth and throat or through small cuts or scrapes on the inside of the mouth.

However, if you've already gone that far, swallowing the semen isn't going to put you at much additional risk. If anything, once the cum is in your mouth, swallowing may be the quickest way to get rid of it. Once you've swallowed, your digestive enzymes and acids will probably destroy any germs in the semen, and your stomach and intestines are not vulnerable to infection by STDs.

If your partner has cum in your mouth and you are concerned about STDs, you can minimize your risk by either quickly spitting or swallowing. The point is just to get the cum out of your mouth quickly one way or another. Then whether you've spit or swallowed, gargle and rinse your mouth thoroughly with a 3% hydrogen peroxide solution (the type available in drug stores for first aid). This will kill any germs in your mouth and throat and wash them out of cuts in the mucous membranes.

But It Made Me Barf
Although there is nothing in healthy semen that can cause illness, some people get nauseated or even vomit during or after performing fellatio. This is a result of the gag reflex being triggered and is not a cause for alarm. The gag reflex is a way that your body protects you from choking, and is activated when something - like the head of a cock -- touches the back of the throat, stimulating certain nerves. If the reflex is stimulated enough, it may cause involuntary vomiting. The gag reflex can be controlled by practicing relaxation techniques. If this is a persistent problem, you may want to try a different angle when performing fellatio.

Other people may become nauseated after swallowing semen for psychological reasons, or because they find the taste or consistency of the semen unpalatable. If you find oral sex or semen repugnant, addressing underlying psychological causes may be necessary. If the taste or consistency of the semen itself is objectionable, there may be dietary changes that your partner can make to improve the flavor of his spunk.

The Bottom Line
Unprotected oral sex, whether you swallow or not, is risky if you don't know your partner's health status. Oral sex without a condom, whether or not your partner cums in your mouth, can transmit several STDs, if your partner is infected. However, swallowing cum will never, in itself, give you an STD or any other disease, and swallowing does not significantly increase your chances of contracting an STD.

(...from www.DontSpitSwallow.com)

- Brandon "I spit." Baker

YGA Magazine

I picked up this HOT magainze from BORDERS or BARNES AND NOBLE in some city awhile back. Finally, as I sit at my desk and look for new advertisers for the RentBoy site, I see what a good magazine and what BEAUTIFUL boys are in this periodical.
YGA stands for YOUNG GAY AMERICA and I am impressed that magazine seems to stand for just that too. Get it - stand for lin ike what YGA literally means AND also what it figuratively "stands up for?" *whew* (...yea that was a push huh?)
Check out this link (YGA magazine) if you like photos of the younger generation and articles that apply to the same. (It makes me think - "cleaner and more emotional XY Magazine.")

-Brandon "...do I still qualify as young?" Baker

Fire Island Filming

You may have heard of porn star turned porn director Michael Lucas' "Fire Island Cruising" series. (If not click this link to find out about the seris...)
While I was in Fire Island with Tom and Co. last week I saw the venue that he shoots at. It is just down the beach from Tom's house and down from Robin Byrd and Calvin Klien's abode.
Today, while I was in the RentBoy office I got a call from Kent Larson, who said he'd be heading somewhere we he would not have access to a computer for two weeks. I said, "Are you heading to Zimbabwe? Jeesh..."
He mentioned Fire Island and I said, "Oh I just left there."
....then it all clicked. Literally, 'cause I hit the button on the phone to disconnect him by accident. Oops...
I know he is filming with Michael Lucas on Fire Island this week because one of my other newbie porn buddies Chad, who was with us in Fire Island last week, is supposed to have a newcommer role in the flick as well is under plans to be out there as well. So if you are there you may be able to catch a glimpse of porn in the making. There will be an A-list of porn stars there this weekend.
Shameless plug for RentBoy - there is a new Fire Island listing on the website.
It's a small porn world huh?
Anyway, when I talked to Chad earlier today on the way into Starbucks about fitting him into Canada, his hitch was he was supposed to be in Fire Island.
Ahhhhh....
Apparently, it's going to be star-studded role.
Kent must have it in good with Mr. Lucas, the credits on Lucas' "Dangerous Liaisons" special director's cut DVD release mentions a "bonus watersports scene between Kent Larson and Michael Lucas that's not to be believed." Speaking as the Paris Hilton of porn, "That's hot!"
While I am mentioning the "Dangerous Liaisons" DVD I should do my civic duty and mention that it was touted as one of the most expensive porn flicks ever made. You can read the review by the respectable Butch Harris of ManNet HERE.
It has a, frankly, amazing cast, although they were cast in non-sexual roles, take a look at the legendary characters listed here (...as taken from ManNet's review...)

Hedda Lettuce ( http://www.Hedda.com )
RuPaul ( http://www.RuPaul.com )
Lady Bunny ( http://LadyBunny.net/blog )
Michael Musto ( http://VillageVoice.com/musto )
Boy George a.k.a. George O'Dowd, The Twin ( http://Boy.George.net )
Amanda Lepore ( http://AmandaLeporeOnline.com )
Graham Norton ( http://www.GrahamNorton.net )
Bruce Vilanch ( http://www.WeGotBruce.com )
Now THAT'S high-class.
I haven't seen the flick yet, but I may have to.

Now THAT'S high-class.
If there was expense spared, it wasn't in casting.
Additonally, I seem to recall that there was a call for the most extra's cast in a porn flick too, which is an AMAZING and FABULOUS publicity stunt on the side of Lucas. WELL DONE!

- Brandon "Looking for the DVD player..." Baker

Southwest Magazines Notes

When I am on planes and can't sleep or stare at the cute boys and head to the airplane bathroom to jack off, I like to read the airlines magazines.
I can't handle that "Skymall" catalog, but I like most of airlines magazines.
(I noticed on my last ATA flight though that their magazine was gone - is that 'cause of bankruptcy? I can see where that would be one the first things to go.)
Anyway, Southwest had some interesting stuff, here are some of the notes I took for you...

Most Underrated City
According to SWA, Chicago is the most underrated city. (Oh my - it just happens that is their main hub. Oh can you just imagine how that worked out. However it did, I do agree. Chicago IS the most underrated city.) *wink*

Big Business
Would you believe that three of the 50 largest public firms and four of the 10 biggest private companies are grocery stores? Believe it.
Kroger boasts annual sales twice that of Microsoft.

Hidden New Orleans Drink
Have you ever heard of a drink called "Pimm's Cup"?
I know if I asked for it, the bartender would be like, "You little freak, I don't have time for this, what do you want?" but it sounds good and is from (Who would guess this?) NEW ORLEANS! YEA!
This efferscent cocktail is made with lemonade, ginger ale, and Pimm's No. 1, a gin-based liqueur flavored with spices and citrus.
Mmmmm....two please.

Backdoor Voicemail
Have you heard of "backdoor voicemail?"
(...and no it's not when you leave a message for a bottom from ManHunt!)
You probably have been exposed to it and not known it.
I think it is hot - when I don't want to speak to someone, you can leave them a message from the automated main menu of their provider.
In Canada, Bell Canada pulled it because of telemarker abuse. I can see that, but this feature, which is available in most US markets, is PERFECT for messages to ex-boyfriends when I don't want to actually TALK to them.
*wink*

Weather Planning
Check out www.wunderground.com.
Go to "trip planner" and type the city and date you are going to be in.
You can see the chances of what the weather will be like based on the past.

The Gift that Keeps on Giving - Literally
I was remined that magazine subcriptions are a GREAT gift.
When I search for gifts for someone, why give them something that they will eat, drink, use or kill in a month or so.
magazines remind them every month, that Brandon Baker LOVES them! *wink* (In case you were wondering, my favorite magazines are:
INTOUCH (DUH! I write for them...)
INDULGE [...more my type of guy.])
XY and XY Foto
Instinct (HINT: I need a renewal...)
Abercrombie magazine
Freshmen YEA for naked boys!
BlueBoy. YEA for more naked boys!
*wink*
Give the gift that literally keeps on giving! (...and I am NOT talking about an STD.)

No More TV Background Noise
Check out this site for a gadget called "TV B-Gone".
www.tvbgone.com
This is a HOT item, it is a universal device that uses technology to "zap off" all the TV's in it range.
Hummm... I could into trouble with this.
*wink*
It's Not Mardi Gras, but It'll Do.
Head to Columbus, OH for the Doo Dah Parade on July 4th. www.doodahparade.com
This parade celebrates "liberty and lunacy" and has floats like one that celebrates "honest attorneys and rolled empty down the street.
*hehehehe*
I am jaded by Mardi Gras that when a parade does not have things they throw from the floats, I think, "What the fuck kind of parade is this, you don't even get anything? UGH!"

New Orleans New Show
Looks like the Harrahs in my hometown of New Orleans has a new show on the way in July of 2005 (...oh that's now.) called Masquerde.
(The Rio has a show called Masquerade. Oh, and if I am not mistaken, that is the same company, huh?)
I am anxious to hear about it.

Now that we all are a bit smarter and know some more useless knowledge...

-Brandon "full of it" Baker

It's Official!

I am officially part of Southern California...
How do I know?
I drove four extra blocks this morning to have Starbucks.
I wanted the new mint frappichino with malt and NOTHING was going to stop me.
YUM!
Now that I am highly caffeinated for the afternoon, I can twitch at work and make everyone wonder what drugs I am on. *wink*

Tigger in CyberSocket Magazine

My little friend Tigger who works at BedFellow (...another internet porn site) has a cute article in Cybersocket Magazine this month.
Tigger is SO HOT!
This photo is of Andy, Tigger (...in the middle) and our friend in LA Bleu at LA Pride this year.
It is KINDA crazy though 'cause since I work in the office where Cybersocket is published I see that the owner of Cybersocket and the owner of BedFellow are good friends so it is kinda "clique-y" if you know what I mean. I am NOT implying that they are sexual by any means, but it is just tired because there are so many other people in the industry.
I am SO excited so that people get to see more of what Tigger does at events and stuff behind the scenes.
Tigger is a cool guy and we have gone out in some other cities and partied. YEA!

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WEB UPDATES: New Photo Galleries

I added link to these photo galleries that already were up but not linked on my site:

• Webcam 1 NEW!
• Los Angeles Pride 2005 NEW!
• Bad Boys Pool Party 2005 NEW!

...and I added this totally new gallery from last week.

• Fire Island Vacation NEW!

SeatGuru.com - Your Enlightened Guide to Airplane Seating

SeatGuru.com - Your Enlightened Guide to Airplane Seating

Okay, this is a FABULOUS and unbelievable INSIDER information resource for those of us who fly often.
...And even those who don't.
Check out this site to find out what seats are noisy, bigger, have more storage and extra legroom on any given flight.
Frankly, I think this site is amazing.

Boy of the Moment - Aaron

How about this one?
I love armpits and this boys beautiful hair and goatee.
...his face ain't that bad either huh?

I Wish... Starbucks

I think I will start a new series within my posts like my "BLAST FROM THE PAST" which is photos from the past...
This time, the series will be called "I Wish..." and will contain things that I wish for.

I wish I had my own personal Starbucks on the patio of my apartment. *wink*

Blast from the Past: Southern Decedance 2003 or 2004 (?)

Here is a silly photo from Decedance a few years ago. (I don't remember what year, hell, I cam lucky I know what day of the week it is now!) *wink*
It is a bunch of face pics from the weekend.

Photo: Batman and Robin

Here is one of the images from Batman and Robin.
I LOVE Robin so every once in awhile, I like to post photos of Robin.
Chris O'Donnell played a very good Robin since he is so hot, but it is the character I adore! *wink*

Trunk Monkey Commercials

Have you seen or heard about these ads?
They are HILARIOUS!
Can you imagine what you can do with a real "TRUNK MONKEY" button?
Forget OnStar!
*wink*

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE TRUNK MONKEY COMMERCIALS

...which brings me to a funny story I heard once from Steve Shay of Citiboyz when we were in the car in, I think it was Ft. Lauderdale, although... (I could be mistaken, I have been known to do that.)
We were lost and he reached up to a non-existent button above the rear-view mirror and pressed an imaginary OnStar button and as he retracted his hand, he said,
"Forget OnStar, we have PornStar."
Then as we were laughing hysterically, he made it worse and I began to hurt as he followed that up with,
"...and you though OnStar was expensive."

-Brandon "OnStar" Baker

Shopping Manic

I was an out of control shopping maniac today.

*YIKE!*

I bought alot of stuff that I "needed".

a) 5 pair of new sunglasses.
They are all knock-offs but they are HOT! I couldn't decide which ones to get. Some I can wear out when I go to clubs, some I can wear out functionally, (..who would want to do THAT? *wink*) and some are just plain RIDICULOUS!
I think I am a sunglasses ADDICT!

b) A "HOOKER diamond" bracelet.
I told the guy at the counter, it's my last name. *wink*
Paris has her tacky jewelry. So do I! *wink* "That's HOT!"
You can get any letters to spell out what you want and what better than this?
I think it will be a good conversation piece.
"Dior - watch out!" *wink*

c) New luggage
It's time, the luggage that I carried around for years had to be retired.
(I should give her a proper place in my online diary, 'cause let me tell you - we have been through alot. We have even been separated a few times.)
Anyway, I got the hard kind in the photo here.
This kind has 4 wheels on the bottom and rotates 360 degrees while it sits flat.
I really wanted the kind that has drawers that is hard and sits upright like this one, the only one I know of like that is by Louis Vitton and is thousands and while I might have spent alot today, that would have put me over the edge.
I think this will work out and I can justify spending that much on luggage because I am hard on the bags I carry with me all over the world.

d) This is the ONLY place you will be able to hear me say that the new wallet I bought is fake. *wink*
I have always wanted a PRADA wallet. So I finally got one. It does not matter to me that the real PRADA does not even make a style wallet like this one, that's okay.
I have the label and damn it - it looks real! *wink*
Of course when I go to eat, head out, whatever, I will set it right on the counter or table and you will hear, "Why yes, that's real!" *hehehehe...*

-Brandon "Needs More Credit" Baker

Hidden Hardcore Content Found in Video Game (from XBiz)

Story reads:

Hidden Hardcore Content Found in Video Game
By Matt O'Conner
Friday, July 8, 2005
XBiz - The Industry Source

Crafty gamers have unlocked extra scenes in the PC version of the popular video game “Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas” that contain explicit sex and released a downloadable modification to help others unlock the scenes.
NEW YORK — Crafty gamers have unlocked extra scenes in the PC version of the popular video game “Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas” that contain explicit sex and released a downloadable modification to help others unlock the scenes.

A California politician is demanding that the video game rating authority deem the game suitable for adults only.

Rockstar North, maker of “Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas,” the all-time best-selling game on the PlayStation2 format, has so far declined to comment on the discovery of the hardcore content, but the consensus among gaming industry press is that the scenes are part of the original game code that was locked rather than removed from the commercial release.

Discovered by modders — PC users who hack into game code in search of shortcuts and tricks hidden by developers — the graphic animations show what happens when a male character successfully seduces a female character, including depictions of oral sex and intercourse in various positions.

The modification can be found easily through Internet searches for “Hot Coffee Mod,” but unlocking the scenes does require some work and special software.

California Assembly Speaker Tom Leland Yee blamed the Entertainment Software Rating Board for not catching the naughty bits. “Once again, ESRB has failed our parents,” Yee said. “This particular game has been known to contain extremely heinous acts of violence, and now it has been uncovered that the game also includes explicit sexual scenes.”

Yee emphasized that he had on numerous occasions asked the Entertainment Software Rating Board to give the game an Adults Only rating based purely on its violence, and said if the organization had done so, it could have eliminated the possibility of children accessing the newly discovered sexual content.

The Adults Only rating has generally been a kiss of death for video games because many large retailers refuse to carry them. Yee already has proposed legislation to police the gaming industry and bring the rating system under government control.

Brandon says:
I love it, love it, LOVE IT!
Go ahead you nasty programmers. *wink*

Boy of the Moment - Wrestling Boys

Brandon on the White House Line

One quick photo that Rusty took while I was in the New York RentBoy office working this past week...
(I will put some more up tonight.)
What you can't hear is me saying, "Yes, I know Mr. President, but I am in New York this week. No, I can't do dinner and have an after-party in the Oval office. Later on, okay? I have to go now." *wink*

Explained Traffic

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Mojave Traffic

Who would know?

I am literally in the middle of the Mojave desert on the way from Los Angeles to Las Vegas at friggn' 10:39 at night and traffic is at a standstill.
What the heck?

It would be now that I realize I often go from the nicknamed City of Angels to the city nicknamed Sin City and back again.
*hehehe...*

Brandon Baker
504-319-6487 - mobile
brandon@partywithbrandon.com

...this note was sent from my BlackBerry.

Olympics

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The Island of Boys

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Boy of the Moment - Triple Trouble

I believe that these are from the calendar that the triplets from the Cingular commercial did. Jeessh...they are hot huh?

Boy of the Moment - Kissing Boys

DAMN IT!
This is why I never get any work done...
My screensaver is set to come on after two minutes of idle time.
When I pick up the phone or something, and the screensaver comes on, I get distracted by boys like this... *wink*

UPDATE

I am trying to get some of the past diary entries up.
I have them on my BlackBerry and I just e-mail them and touch them up when I get to my laptop.

I am in the RentBoy office in New York today.
...even though it is a Saturday - I can get alot done here, PLUS be here for callers.

I just got my ticket back to LA on the 6th.
I am in Manhattan today and head back to Fire Island tomorrow.
It should be HOT since it is the 4th of July.

I don't know if Andy can join me or not.
He is in LA finishing shooting his movie.

GOSSIP: ...even though my gossip section is going to move to www.intouchformen.com and my expanded column STAYING IN TOUCH - I had to relay that apparently Nick Capra has a diva fit and left the set of the film.
Since he lives with Rob Barry, Rod was able to get in touch with him and hear him say, "Forget it."
What was the diva fit over? The box cover.

Check out 103.5 KTU in New York for some HOT music.
I like listing to it in the office.

Question: Who was the mom on TV's "The Fact's of Life?"

I got such a good and quick answer when I posted that last question.
Who was the mom on that show "Facts of Life?"
You know, that show with Tootie, Blaire, Jo and blah, blah...
I feel like I am on "Who Wants to Be a Millionare" or something and I want to use my lifeline. *wink*
I may just have to do a trivia deal, but for now, when I can't figure it out, I know you can! *wink*
Who was that mom? What was her name?

Boy of the Moment - Belly Button Boy

Here is a hot boy of the moment! I like that patch of hair above the bellybutton. You too?

PHOTOS: New York Gay Pride 2005

Here are a couple of photos from Hans that have the RentBoy float in it from the Gay Pride festival in NYC.
When I have more, I will post those too.