Nun Joke

Sean in the New York offices of www.rentboy.com sent me a funny joke today.

So, a nun walks from the convent into town and sees a sign reading, ‘Quickies—Twenty-five Dollars.’

She’s not sure what it means, so she walks back to the convent and pulls aside the mother superior. ‘Excuse me,’ she asks, ‘but what’s a quickie?’

The mother superior says, ‘Twenty-five dollars. Just like in town.’

Oh dear.

It reminds me of the time my dad asked me, "How do you know you are in a gay church?"
When I said, "I dunno." he told me, "Every other guy is kneeling."
ARGH!

American Express

After getting back from Prague and the Czech Replubic yesterday and being overseas, I thought it was funny when Scott asked me today what to call an escort who has sex real quick in the United States.
He said, "American Express of course."
*woka, woka*

Lobsters

This guy has a spare $10 that he decides to spend on his first hooker ever.
He logs onto [competitor escort site here] , and the hooker comes over!
They have hours of hardcore sex.
Then the hooker leaves when he falls asleep.
The next morning, he wakes up and discovers that he has crabs, he goes and finds the hooker at a local gay club and says, "Hey, Bitch, you gave me crabs!"
He replies, "Well for $10 what did you expect, lobsters?"

Thanks to Scotty for giving me this one. The joke I mean, not the crabs.