Thanksgiving Pick Up Line

I thought of this pick-up line. How well do you think it's going work with the boys? *wink*

"You must have come on the Mayflower, 'cause you rock! ...Plymouth Rock!" (I made that up all by myself.)

*wink*
*sigh*

I thought about doing the 'Top 5 Things I DON'T want to hear at Thanksgiving.'

* 5. "Wanna play with my drumstick?"
(...or wait, that was supposed to be on the "I DO want to hear list. Damn it.)

* 4. "Let's play Pilgrims and Indians. You be the Indian."
(...at least I can think of some cool things I could do on the land and not get arrested.) (...and then I really would have reservations.) OH DEAR, THAT'S AWFUL!
* 3. "I'm gonna make you wish the only thing you left with was scurvy."

* 2."You are a big turkey!"
(Okay that was cheesy. I mean the saying. ...and the potatoes.)

...and the #1 thing I don't want to hear is: "How did that get in there?"
(Hearing that at dinner must surely be comforting, huh?)

Happy Thanksgiving!