"This Sucks."

I am about to lose my patience.
...and I am not even a doctor.
*wink*

It's the simple things in life that make me smile.
In turn, it's also the simple things that make me want to beat someone's head on the wall.

I went to Jack-in-the-Box for a quick cheeseburger. (Okay, it was a bacon double cheeseburger with no tomatoes on sourdough, but who's checking?)
I also ordered a new Ande's Mint Chocolate Shake. (...and I might be obsessed with Andy Kirra, but I didn't think of it like Andy owned the shake. ...and Lord knows I have seen enough of his shake.)
YUM, Y......

I HATE IT WHEN YOU CAN'T SUCK THE DRINK THROUGH THE STRAW.

Thicker is not always better. Few things like my wallet, should be thicker. (I don't even like thick dicks.)

Now I hear Scott Adler can anything through just about anything, but I am not Scott Adler.
I went outside and threw the shake against the back of the shead and said, "Suck this." and felt very much more content.