Private Island

SHUT UP!

Thanks to a mention of Leonardo DiCaprio's recent purchase of an island to make a eco-destination from Angel Benton (...at least I think it was him, I hardly pay attention to anything he says anyway.) while standing in line for the "Soarin' Over California" ride, I want to buy an island now.

Take a look at these two places online
http://www.virtualislandbroker.com/
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/
and see how cool this idea might be.

There is a whole list for islands available for under two hundred and fifty thousand dollars.

Watch out Richard Branson and Necker Island, "Escort Isle" is about to surface.
Yike, can you imagine the hedonistic things that could go on there?

I feel like Veruca Salt but, "I want my own island!" (CLICK HERE for the play on words with her name.)

New Office Space - Larson Air Force Base Missile Silo

I have been looking for some new office space, I think I found it if I can move to Washington Sate.

FOR RENT or LEASE
The Former Larson Air Force Base Complex 1A Titan ICBM Facility
Located Central Washington between Moses Lake and Ritzville
Ten Minutes to Interstate 90
1 1/2 hours West of Spokane
57 acres more or less
16 UNDERGROUND buildings including
3 - 160' Tall Missile Silo
3 - (4 story) Equipment Terminal Bldgs
2 - Antenna Silos
100' Diameter Control Dome Bldg.
125' Diameter Power Dome Bldg.
Many other Buildings
Rent or Lease an ENTIRE FLOOR of an UNDERGROUND BUILDING
or
Rent or Lease an ENTIRE UNDERGROUND BUILDING

www.themissilebase.com

...and what's best is, I found it on EBay. CLICK HERE for the listing. You have to go to the listing or website for the prices. I am sickened by the fact that I could get an entire missile silo (three available) for with just about $300 more than I pay for 483 square feet in Los Angeles, I could have 150 tons doors and an entire silo. FUCK THAT!
It is the middle of nowhere, but it's a friggin' missile base.