Missed Call

I have a nasty habit of not answering my phone and not checking my voice mail on a timely basis.

This weekend was no exception.
...at some point, my voice mail filled up, I was overwhelmed and I figured I would just answer it when I get home.
Now I am home, and I am clearing out my voice mail and listening to them and trying to not kick myself so hard because Karma may have come into play. I mean she didn't call me directly, but she did leave a message in between all the voice mails.

What do I mean?
Once upon a time, Saturday and Sunday to be exact, there was this really (I mean really.) cute boy that I was immediately infatuated with and his friend that was just as cute, but didn't have as red of cheeks and wasn't as shy. Together their hotness was unacceptable.
I met them at the EndUp party and tried not to pay them too much attention to them, but could not get over the one. ARGH! *hits head on wall*
They stopped by the booth on Sunday and I got to talk to them and didn't want them to leave, but duty calls and I had to get back to fucking up some lives with new rentboys.
I want to call him "Cutie McCute-a-lot." as Angel Benton has me calling people.

I did get the one that I wanted so bad's phone number at least.

So today, all day, I keep reminding myself, text that cutie and see what's up.
Finally, a few moments ago, I text-ed him and now that it's 6:00 in the evening cleared out my voice mail.

I had a voice mail from the second boy that I thought was hot, and was with the first one that said, "We just saw you at the booth and wanted to know if you could sneak away and have some fun with us."

OH MY GOODNESS. Now I am pissed.

You mean, if I would have answered, I could have had them both?
Jeeesh...
...fuck.
Damn it.
No way.
Yes way.
Do you think I learned my lesson? I mean, I learned it, I probably won't employ it, but I will be eternally sorry I didn't get that call.
Damnation.

Seriously, as I do my weekend round up, they were my favorites.
IF I had favorites, but I don't.

Folsom Street Fair Photos II

I have this cool friend that I just can't get enough of. Thankfully, he's at a few of the events we do Here and there. I have to thank Ted for these photos, not me.
He was at the San Francisco Folsom Street Fair too and was more than fair to send me these photos he took with some hilarious captions of his own.

Air Pollution Control

Folsom Street Christmas Tree

Fellowshipping

Presidential Campaign San Francisco-style

Good Doggie

This "dog-boy" was amazing at the booth next to us. He was there almost the entire time acting like a real dog. People would come by and pet him. He would bark and nuzzle up against people when they scratched his head. He would get angry and bite legs. I was intrigued. He has a butt plug in that was a tail in his ripped jeans too. Plus, he was freaking HOT! I wanted to take him home. I gave him a bottle of lube with my phone number too on his doggie blanket and when I saw his owner ask, he used his head to point towards me, he didn't break his character. Wow.

Hotel Room Key

I came across this video when I did a search for "hotel room key" and thought it was cute, especially after the Folsom Street Fair.



I have a confession to make. I stole a hot keycard from the Le Meridian in San Francisco. I owe them about four more cents. ...even though it's girl lips, (ewwww...) it's hot and sexy.

Want to see what most hotel rooms keys currently look like? ...why would you? I don't know. *wink* I just don't want to get caught in the lobby of a hotel heading up to a guestroom without a key.

Boy of the Moment - Vin Costes

Damn, I like those jeans.

Boy of the Moment - Firecrotch

...and just when you thought you have seen it all.
Lindsey Lohan is gonna be pissed.
He would live in San Francisco.

Magic?

You gottta love magic that is not even really magic. HOT!




...just take a second and you too will understand how it's done. I bet you will say something like, "Good gracious." too.

I have to thank THIS webssite for this one, it's one of my favorites sites to check out online.

No, this was not me at the Folsom Street Fair this weekend, things went VERY well and were amazing. (Thanks though, Howard.)

The boys were GREAT and sexy, it was not too expensive, I got a good deal on the hotels, the weather was beautiful, I was able to spend time with people I truly and genuinely like at brunch, the boys didn't cause any drama, there were new boys and boys that I can count on alike, Angel behaved, the booth didn't fall down on the one next to us, we didn't end up in jail, I didn't lose my phone, I got lots of new contacts for new rentboy's, I was able to see people like Steven Scarbrough and Brent from HotHouse as well as Troy from Falcon, the party at EndUp was cool and while less attended than last year, it was a great night with boys that looked fucking HOT! and didn't complain, fuss, end up MIA or anything else.
I can go on and on but I will just say...

THANK YOU FOR SUCH A BEAUTIFUL, FIERCE, PRODUCTIVE, INEXPENSIVE, WONDERFUL weekend.

Folsom Street Fair Photos I

Here are some photos from CoolTom from the Folsom Street Fair to start us off.

HustlaBall New York Video

I am back from San Francisco and the Folsom Street Fair.
I am a bit inundated now that I am back in the office and missed Monday with job-related tasks and hot new boys to contact that we met in San Francisco, so I think today the blog postings might be a little light.

Here is a video that Sean made for the HustlaBall in New York coming up right around the corner.

Hollywood

"Hooray for Hollywood!"
...from the back. (...like alot of things I deal with.)

Boy of the Moment - Pissing Boys

Boy of the Moment - Backpack Swimmer

Boy of the Moment - BRandom Boys

Miley Ray Cyrus has Three Hands!?

I love looking at the blog called PhotoShop Disasters.
Look at THIS one that shows Miley Ray Cyrus has three hands. ...and they are all on one of the Jonas brothers. (Don't worry, mine would be too.)
Want to see more 'PhotoShop Disasters", they are ridiculous at times. Visit http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/.

Boy of the Moment

Sorry, Search Again.

The programmers for the site crack me up. I love the image that comes up when you search for someone and they are not there.
HILARIOUS!

Saw V (5)

Oh my goodness, there is another 'Saw' movie.
Jeesh....

www.youtube.com/saw5

...and I just had a "Jigsaw" experience.
Oh shit.

Dawson's Creek

I watched a few episodes of "Dawson's Creek" from the first season last night on DVD.

Check out the official site and what I am watching on season 1 at www.dawsonscreek.com or HERE.
Of course, because I am a wikip-idiot visit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dawson%27s_Creek too.

I really like Tamara Jacobs. I think she's hot. Pacy is too. It's such a tragic reality for those two.


I like the theme song from season one by Paula Cole. They have many good songs during the course of that show on TV.

As they grew up and the seasons, opening credits and more changed, it was like I was watching real friends. It's crazy. (...that's why I can't deal with TV too well, I have to remind myself it's not real.)

It cracked me up how many times I saw other movie posters and references to things like "Scream" and "I Know What you Did Last Summer" which were directed by the same director Kevin Williamson. It was crazy. They were everywhere. (He's gay as far as I know which makes it cooler for me.)

Some of it was filmed in Wilmington, NC (DAMN! ...a whole bunch actually.) where I visited with Kyle Foxxx one time. It was SO COOL to see some of the places I went crazy for and watched in high school and college with Kyle. I like seeing places I see on screen come to life. YEA!