More? Blu Thompson

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What are the chances? Manuel Torres

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Boy of the Very Next Moment

...from the guys behind the GuysGoneWild.

Boy of the Moment

PHOTO: Brandon in the Boardroom

"See, I really do work every once in awhile."

I had an official meeting today in a real boardroom in New York City.

I had to snap a photo after the meeting was all done, so that I could show you what it looked like.
It was like a cartoon with the big boardroom table ahead of me.
*whew*

Andy Nominated for BEST NEWCOMMER on GayVN

Andy was nominated in one of the categories for the GayVN Awards.
Congratulations!

Best Newcomer
Benjamin Bradley
Tober Brandt
Jake Deckard
Alex Fuerte
Derrick Hanson
Roman Heart
Huessein
Andy Kirra
Pete Ross
François Sagat
Jason Tiya
Chris Wide

See the rest of the GayVN Nominees HERE.

Hooplah about "Who's Hot."

I am always intrigued to see what other people have to say about my site and me on the various websites of the world.
Especially when the world is escorting.

While perusing Hooboy's site and the recent post of Benjamin Nicholas and the "Who's Hot!" list he did, I found this...
(...of course, I just copied the part pertaining to me. If you want to see the whole post and the updates CLICK HERE.)

Brandon Baker's website: "Is there anything this machine-of-a-man canÂ’t do?

Well, he doesn't know much about creating an attractive website and his bleach-blonde hair makes him look so 80's.
I'm no fan of clutter or tables filled with a bunch of words. Web design that looks like a bad acid trip makes me want to click "delete." Using your favorite lollipop colors is rarely an example of good web design.
His blog does offer some fun eye-candy but doesn't it look just like Rick Munroe's? Either both guys are broke and can't afford something unique-to-them or these $250+ an hour service reps are too cheap to spend on custom design. Just goes to show: being a gay man doesn't guarantee the "style" and "glamour" gene.

Personally, I love it.
*chuckles*
(...although I would be scared if I had a black lollipop.)

Bigger is Better - Font Size

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Flexibility and a Song

How does this stuff happen to me?
YEA!

I had a flight from Ft. Lauderdale to New York City (LGA) through Greensboro, North Carolina on ComAir. (One of Delata's commuter airlines)
It was a small plane, going through a small airport for a very small fee.
I think I paid something like $62.00 for the orginal flight.

When I arrived, on time, (...see Brandon, there ARE benefits to getting there early.) I heard the announcement that the flight was overbooked.
FABULOUS!
I mean, for me it was FABULOUS!
I thought that the flight may be overbooked because when I went on the Delta website this morning to check in and choose my seats, I saw that the seat selection was full.
(Way to go detective Brandon, huh?)

I let the desk person know that I was able to be flexible with my travel plans.
I said, "Sir, I am so flexible it is not even right. I can be the person you need."

After some quick maneuvering and radio calls to baggage to re-route my bags, I was sitting pretty with $400.00 in "Delta Dollars", a meal voucher for the airport since I had to wait two more hours for departure, two drink coupons for the flight, and a new flight that is direct (...rather than a layover in North Carolina.) and that gets in 3 hours earlier.
The only thing that is not so hot is that I fly into a different airport now and have a longer and more expensive taxi ride when I land. (Oh well, if that's the least pleasant I have to deal with, I am lucky. The plus side of this deal makes me still want to jump up and down and sing my own song.)
Since I am on Song airlines now, I have more of a "fun" airline than a "business" trip ahead of me. What about when your business IS fun?
The flight guy that re-booked me told me to make sure I try the "Song-tini" with my coupons. I looked online but did not see what it was, but I guess I will find out in a few hours huh?

So now I get in earlier, have more future flight funds, have a duo of drink coupons, and an alright airport meal - on Delta.
Nice.
...more overbooked flights please!

I am very thankful that my $62.00 flight has turned into much more for me.
If I knew where Karma lived, I'd send her a thank you note!
YEA!

NEWS: Soldiers on Gay Porn Site

Did you hear about the news story where some Army soldiers "may" have done some gay porn?
HOT! but YIKE!

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2006-01-27-gay-porn_x.htm
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/01/27/national/main1248967.shtml
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060128/ap_on_re_us/82nd_airborne_gay_porn
http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-porn29.html

Boy of the Moment - Hot Half-Shirt

INSANE!
...this boy needs to stop his hotness right now!

I have a thing for half-shirts and shirts that are cut off. ...and boy did this photo get me all worked up before I board the plane.

Luggage, not Baggage.

Trust me - I have enough baggage, this time I am referring to my luggage.

I am bit obsessive about my luggage.
I roll the clothes so that I can find what I want easier and it takes up less space.
(Does it really though, it's the same amount of clothes?)
When I wear something for just a small amount of time, I fold it. That way I know the rolled clothes are still clean.

Here is a photo of the luggage right before I left one city and had all my laundry done.

Edna Ruth (...from Lisa)

I had to steal this story from Lisa on her blog.
It's like blog relay.
*wink*

Edna Ruth

As you may have noticed by my earlier post (Four Queens) I have been inundated by gay men this week. There is a huge week long series of parties and events in town this week. So, there have been 5 guys staying with me, yes we added another one!

Last night I went to the big party that everyone was here to attend. Let me start by saying that I am not big on clubs and parties, so this one must be big for me to go! So, even though everyone in my apartment is going, I have to find someone else to go with, since they are all in some "official" capacity at the party. Sam was nice enough to go with me. We didn't get there until almost 1:30 am! And there were a million people there.

I sat down and Sam and his friend wandered off to see what was happening. I am sitting down, minding my own business, drinking my fuzzy navel, and a guy walks up to me and grabs my hand.

He says: "Don't tell me, don't tell me!" Ok, I couldn't if I had wanted to! ;) He looks at me and says: "Edna Ruth, from Dallas!" and I respond, "No" He looks at me again and says: "No?" and I respond no again. "So, you are real? Yes. And your titties are real? Yes. Oh, sorry." And then he walks off... Did I just get mistaken for a drag queen with an awful name?? I guess that's a high compliment, I didn't think I looked that good, but then again, I have no idea what he was on!!

On Time

I am on time again.
I can't let this happen too frequently, I mean, I have a reputation to uphold.
*Jeeesh...*

I leave from the Ft. Lauderdale airport this afternoon and I am at the airport early.
I am glad for the airports like this with free wi-fi connections that I can catch up really quick.

I head into New York City this evening.
I am in New York City all week and then back for a brief stint in Los Angeles before I head into the Mardi Gras madness.

Andy's Next Movie: Inn Over His Head

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Life of Brandon: Explained

I have a fan who sent me this link and said, "Life of Brandon" in the note he sent with the link.
Scary but true?

What's it about?

Brian is showing off his amazing leaning tower of Pisa to a school reporter. The structure took two weeks to build and is made out of 12000 blocks. In a week it's going to be evaluated by the Guinness Book of World Records.

http://www.break.com/index/blocktower.html

PHOTO: My friend Chad as Elvis

My escort friend in Los Angeles sent me this funny photo of him as Elvis.
I never know what he will turn up as next.
He always has funny jobs here and there, so even though I do not know the details surrounding this photo, I think it looks GREAT!

...reminds me a story when I was with him one time...
We went to meet one of his agent friends and all I had on was a RentBoy shirt, so he politely said, "I don't want to offend you, but this is my agent and he does not know what I do, so can you change into this shirt while we run inside?"
I understand, and said, "Sure." (...and sure as heck kept the Gucci shirt!)
When we were inside and talking to his friend, it got kinda hairy, but REALLY fun.
When his agent asked me, "Well, where do you work Brandon?" I looked at Chad and said, "Oh, I don't. My parents are independently wealthy."
He said, "Where do you live?" and I said, "Most of the cooler months, I live in New Orleans, otherwise, we go to the house in Aspen or Maine."
He bought it and I just had to remember what story I told to keep it rolling.
*hehehe*

MEMORY LANE: VidkidTimo and Mojo

This time, a took a stroll down memory lane and found this photo that VidkidTimo made from the still in Pueris Collection 38.

Mojo was a HOT one, he lived with me for a couple of months after the filming of this movie.

He was a hustler in every sense of the word, he had a beautiful body and hardly had to work for it. He would sell his body and use the money he "hustled" for the next bag of cocaine. Regardless, he had a beauty that was all his own.

This photo is a collage that Timo made.
I like that Timo had such talent and an artistic ability to make this appeal.
On this image, I liked the words he put on each smaller image.
You?

HustlaBall Photos on ChicagoPride

I got wind of another drag queen that was at HustlaBall Las Vegas and has her photos up now.
Go to http://www.chicagopride.com/photos/event.cfm?ID=553 to see Jessicka and the Bumper Boys (I don't make this stuff up.) photos.

Five

I think I busted my nuts.
...like literally -I think I broke them in a crazy five-some last night.

That is all I have to say.

Cleaning Up

I am doing laundry again.
...but this time in another city.

We went to South Beach, Miami for dinner.
It's crazy to just say, lets go to South Beach for dinner.
Our plan was to eat at the world famous Cafeteria but when we past this very South Beach-y looking place, we decided to eat there.
YUM!

I went to Staples this afternnon in Danyia Beach, about 40 minutes from Ft. Lauderale to return that PocketPC while Tom did the beach.
Even though it's vacation, I wanted to get some stuff I had to done on time

Life is Hard in Ft. Lauderdale

I don't know what's up with that lamp and why it looks life an elvin hat, but here's me at lunch enjoying some German pale ale.

...and then here's me hard at, well, hard nothing here while I was laying in the beach.
It was overcast, but I still got some reddish color while I laid in the Southern Flordia sandy beach.

I am telling you, life is rough. (I am very thankful for this life and want to enjoy all of I can!)

BestBy Boys

I was the BestBuy in Ft. Lauderdale and I was checking out and heard, "Is that Brandon?" just as I looked up and was about to say, "Oh my goodness, I think that is Chip Daniels and Sean Storm!" really loud.
It was.

It was SO funny and SO cool to see them, I did not expect that.

Now was it the SD card I bought or the dynamic duo that was the real BestBuy?

Rough Day

This is a test.
I am attaching a photo to this that I just took to see if it posts.
It shows what a rough day I am having. NOT!

Checking In

So it's only fair that since I did a blog post earlier titled "Checking Out" that I do one called "Checking In."
...and how appropriate considering what just happened.

I had just checked into the gay inn we are staying at this week.
I had my hotel keys in hand rolling my Ralph Lauren luggage through the gate and who should be on the other side but porn star Manuel Torres. (He's hot.) He must not remember the .5 seconds of lust we shared when I met him at the GayEroticExpo in New York this year. I mean he busted his nut right stage too, granted I was not even around but we did stand on the same stage. (I also heard he did a hot piss show the day before that I missed.)

It cracks me up when everywhere I go, whatever corner of this world I go to next, how very small the world really is.
...and how much of it lends itself to porn and escorting.

*sigh*

...but wait - it gets smaller.
We turned corners and I carried my baggage... No wait... My suitcase... Up the stairs and he is in the room next to us.

*jeesh*

Nice Trade-In

I traded in the overcast and rainy weekend in Atlanta for a beautiful new week in sunny Ft. Lauderdale.
It's 80 degrees here.

SCHEDULE UPDATES

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I stood at Starbucks for like five minutes before anyone even bothered to acknowledged that I was even there.
I don't know why but that irks me to no end.

I walked around the long block to the hotel across the street from us and sat in the lobby for a good thirty minutes.
Not many people passed me.
Traditionally, Sunday is the day hotel patrons check out and go back home anyway.
I drank my vanilla bean mixed with green tea and thought about what we would do today. (...with the whole half day left.)

Boy of the Moment

Here's a Boy of the Moment or two to help figure out what really happened.
*wink*
Okay, so even though they won't help a bit to decipher that last cryptic message, they are good for some other things, huh?

Digestion

I don't know...
I don't think I can make much sense of it, so here you go...

• There was the five boys in the hot tub all night until the water got cold and the rain got colder...
• There was the morning at Brandon & Brandon's with Brandon.
  
• ...and a cute little dog.
  
• ...and a whole lot of flashbulbs popping.
• Two of us jumped ship and went shipping, I mean, shopping.
• Just like in elementary, lunchtime saw us holding ziploc baggies. ...but not with a sandwich.
• The party just kept going and going into the next weekend day...don't they both start with an "S"? Every day really is a Saturday when you PartyWithBrandon.
• We drove to one of the suburbs. Heck, for all I know, it was probably down the street, but it took forever, and came back and it was sunny.
  
• I drank Mountain Dew. I did.

I am still confused, but don't want to make you feel left out.
Enjoy trying to figure it out as much as I will.
*wink*

Boy the Moment - Grab Bag

I wish I knew where this was from, 'cause I would head right back to the site. *wink*Here is a thumbnail sized photo of Brian and Justin from 'Queer as Folk.' What a HOT couple, huh?

Kevin Federline makes me wet too! *lick*

I fell like I am peeking in the bathroom stall somewhere.

Marcie

The first night we checked into the four-star hotel we are at in downtown Atlanta, as we exited the elevator and walked to our room that was at the end of the hallway, we passed the table that sits in front of the mirror.
"You know, the table in the middle of the hallway that has a plant and house phone on it for decoration in most hotels."
This one had a full and green plant, that as passed, I adopted and took with us into our room.

The entire weekend, as housekeeping, maintenance, clients and tricks have come (...and cum) and gone, the plant moved from a valet table by the front door to between the two beds on the nightstand of Andy and I.
I have named the plant Marcie.
...and we are friends now.

"Goodnight Marcie."

Atlanta Eats

We went to the Hard Rock Cafe' tonight for dinner in Atlanta.
We met this cute, big-boobed, waitress who was telling us about this program she just joined that was basically like a travel industry version of Amway.
I spilled my iced tea all over the table while Andy drank the chocolate milkshake I ordered and then didn't want.
He ordered shrimp tacos and of course, I wanted those, so I ordered to follow suit to his order.
The waitress came and sat down with us as she closed out her shift.
We walked back to the hotel and computed the rest of the night.
Not to exciting for the porn stars huh?
Trust me, the last two days, (...at least I think it was two days.) I made up for it.
When I can digest it all, and get it out in words, I will blog it too. (I am not talking about food here.)

I met a really cool client tonight.
I don't usually do incalls, even when we travel.
I just try to keep the area my own.
...it's been easier to lose track on that thought as Andy and I have our own tricks in and out so, the more I think about it, there is not much difference.
(I get closer to my clients anyway.)
The gentleman I got to meet tonight was fun and let me tell you, I busted a nut that I have NO IDEA where it came from. (...and kept coming from.)

FEATURED LINKS

I added a FEATURED LINK page on the "B-LINKS" page.

Lip Prints

"What did he say?"

I know this is all pretty late and you may have seen all this already, but heck, I want it out of the "junk" files in my Outlook...
This one appeared on www.VidioView.com and is right from the mouth of Mark Adams.

One of our favorite vidioivew.com performers is featured in the latest "Fresh Off The Bus" on the GayVN.com site. Andy Kirra, who has also been fondly mentioned by our Brandon Baker in several of his scribblings, is being given the "Bus" treatment by Jeremy Spencer, not too odd, since Andy is now an exclusive with Adonis Pictures, and I'd say there was a connection there somewhere. Not that Andy's not worthy of the attention. In response to whether the 20-year old with the bubble butt is currently in a relationship, Andy says, "I have a very stable faux relationship." Gotta ask Brandon about that one. His next on-screen appearance will be in Adonis' "Star Crossed."

E-mail Netiqutte

Recently, I sent an unwanted e-mail to Andy.
I did not mean it all.
(Don't worry, it was not bad, it was the opposite. I did not mean to build him up that much. *wink*)

I found this online and while I don't always practice it, I am one to preach it for sure. *wink*
For all those times you wondered what was "proper" when you are online...

About once a month or so I am called upon to "straighten out" an email communication problem - and almost always one of the parties has violated (often repeatedly) some of the basic rules of email etiquette. Those of you who know me are sure I am not "Miss Manners" in any way, but I often wonder if people that have these types of problems are really unaware of the basic rules of email. They often seem surprised by the reactions they get - and so, without further delay - I present:

Ross's Rules for Email

Thou Shalt not forward crap you think is amusing
This is a common one , personal should be personal and forwarding jokes and such is never a good idea. Under no circumstances should you ever send to everyone in your address book at one time.

Thou Shalt not forward crap you think is useful
Most of those "virus removal instructions" are hoaxes; Bill Gates is not going to pay for your trip to Disney, and there is no free computer anywhere online. When I get these I wonder whether I should send back the http://hoaxbusters.ciac.org/ link.

SHOUTING is just WRONG
There is no excuse to type in capital letters - never, ever, not once, period. This includes subject lines. This is called shouting and to see what you are really saying read the message out loud and scream on the capitalized words. This is a way of indicating that you are really really angry - so I suppose if that is what you mean go ahead and hit that caps lock key.

The cc, bcc, reply all games
Email has a really cool and simple way of including people in your communication loop - cc - but you should be careful how you use it. Copying your boss in to a conversation halfway through will be seen by the recipient as obnoxious and threatening; use the bcc (blind carbon copy) instead.

Use of HTML, Subjects , and other things that trigger filters
With all the filtration that is going on you should be careful about making your message seem like something a spam filter should stop. Every message needs a subject, and while those font and color editors in your email program may seem like fun, you should send in plain text. No Subject + Pretty Colors = Spam.

Tone - :-) and LOL are necessary
Email is amazing in what it can do, and it has limits that can be difficult. The subtleties can be lost - when writing a message read it happy, read it angry, and make adjustments to your tone with smiles and abbreviations.

Quoting properly, let's meet our friend
It is inappropriate to quote a long email and then say "I agree", instead just leave enough of the message intact for it be clear and then use to cut off the message before inserting your comments. Beyond being polite, long quoting often leads to your comments being missed by recipients.

Punctuation Overuse is Obnoxious!!!!!!
(see, that was annoying)
Most people who use lots of punctuation are actually just unaware of how smileys and abbreviations are meant to work.

Pee in a Pool can't be removed
Think about it - don't send an email when you are angry. Email is forever.

Attachments and VCF files.
If you are going to send an attachment be sure it is less than 5 megs in size and mention it in the message. A note to Outlook users: turn off those VCF files that show as an attachment with every message you send and use a signature file instead.

Legacy Functionality like Read Receipts and Recalls should not be used
Before there were so many different types of email systems, there was a way to ask for a "read receipt" message or to "recall" a message sent, and many programs still support these legacy functions. Don't use them. They are obnoxious and much of the time they don't work anyway.

Don't tell support or anyone else it is "broken"
We know you are having a serious problem: breathe and read the screen in front of you. Error codes, a succinct description of exactly what you were doing - these are things that will help the tech support desk help you.

Threads and Subjects
When corresponding with someone, if you start talking about something else change the subject line. If you want to make a record, make proper use of "was:", as in Subject: Domain Expiration, Was:Email Problems. This is important to be able to organize and search email.

Use a signature
The bottom of every email you send should have a few lines of text, commonly your address information and details. This is a great way to give all the necessary information (anytime I ask someone to fax me, my fax number is at the bottom of the message) and to promote things in a polite way. Encourage people to sign up for your e newsletter or give them your company tag line.

IP Locator

WOW!
You can see where your IP address is registered.
It's scary what you can do online.

http://www.geobytes.com/IpLocator.htm?GetLocation

Calculations

I did some quick, and NOT accurate, financial calculations on escorting:

When I was the general manager of a limited service hotel, I "figuratevely" made $

36,000/year
3000.00/mo
962.30/wk
40 hrs/wk

As as escort in order to make the same thing as the general manager, I would have to have:

180 appointments or hours/yr @ $200/hr.
15 appoinments or hours/mo
3.46 appointments or hours/wk
-or-
240 appointments @ $150/hr.
4.6 appointments or hours/wk

Interesting, huh?

FAILURE BY GOOGLE !

1- Go to www.google.com
2- Type in "Failure", without the quotes
3- Instead of hitting "Search" hit "I'm feeling Lucky"
4- See what comes up! Thanx Robert John Guttke !

UPDATE :: Try the same thing, but this time type asshole ! Thanx E. G.

Text Messaging Help

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What about me?

I think I blogged this before...

I was doing a Google search for "Brandon Baker" and found this.

...to these newsletters. You won't find much incisive reporting about barebacking, escorting, finances, legal issues, behind-the-scenes personnel moves, etc. Just stuff that floats on the surface. The other half is written by porn stars. (Dear god, help me!) Will Clark, Ethan Clarke, Scott Bradley, Brandon Baker -- every porn star thinks he is a writer. (Yeah, at a fourth-grade level!) Will Clark's stuff is particularly bad.

Personally, I love it.
I have succeeded!
*wink*

HOT CraigsList Postings

I saw some other HOT www.CraigsList.com postings:

...taking care of some last minute laundry at the mate by pavillions...dont know the name of it but its 24hrs, im horney and there will be down time! if your hot, need a blow, come in sweats no underwear, let me see you flop around, and ill take it from there....you'll notice me.

I just posted this ad not too long ago, but all the applicants finally bailed out on us, so my friend could not suck off anyone and carry home his cum. I am posting the ad again: I won a bet today. My straight friend lost. He has to do what I wanted.
I would have to suck his dick if If I were the loser and suck anyone else he choses for me... But he lost... He already finished sucking me off. Now I want to find a random guy for him to suck off. There are absolutely NO restrictions, just be disease free and clean please. I don't want him to catch anything because of this...
And since he is straight, I allowed him to do the second sucking anonymously. So if you want to host him in your totally dark place, let him in, unbutton your pants and make him suck your cock, just send me a pic and I will send him to you.
Please be Quick. I can only choose one guy for him. That is the deal.
Be in the dark, cum in his mouth.
He will have to come home with the cum in his mouth and deliver it to me...
He already swallowed mine...
So who is willing to sacrifice himself for this double dare bet?
Absolutely no ligths what he requires... Cock size, body size, age is not important, just be healthy and shower fresh. I can send him out as soon as I get the first letter from the first really serious ANONYMOUS applicant. Quick.
Send your pic and location.
So if you are interested in feeding your cum to my friend who lost the bet and already swallowed my cum, don't hesitate and write an e-mail for me... I don't want him to fall asleep. I want him to do whatever we agreed on...

if your white cool and wanna hang, crack open a beer, throw on some porn, pull our shorts down, yank it and see what comes next hit me up.

Rental Car Discounts

I can't believe I did not think about this before...

When I have to rent a car, I just www.Google.com searched for discount codes.
I was surprised to find out that there is so much to choose from.

I tried the same for plane tickets, and other reservations and had the same luck.

Here is an example of what I found for rental cars:

ALAMO (I.D. #):

675899 and Rate Code: BY (Costco)
693798 and Rate Code: 5K (American Express)
807303 and Rate Code: BY (American Express, added by 'thereuare')


AVIS (AWD #):

D002807 (Amateur Sports Assistance Program (ASAP)
K774100
K312601 (American Express)
B900000 (generic AAA code)
B790000 (Entertainment Book)
K197800 (Alaska Air)
K817200 (Starwood)
K860600 (Starwood - seems to be geared towards higher Hawaii discounts)
K851000 (Hilton HHonors)
A205700 (Inside Flyer)
K0205700 (Continental)
K817200 (American! )
B335100 (British Airways)
K817700 (Hyatt)
K019300 (United)
A108325 or A108300 (Costco)
A415900 (BJs Wholesale)
K666403
A359800
B270898
A699800
L149332


BUDGET (BCD #):

X474200 (Travelocity)
W852802 (Costco)
X251000 (Smarter Living)


DOLLAR (Promo Code):

Globe
New
Trib
FVG (Florida Vacation Guide -this may work for other states too)


HERTZ (CDP #):

000004 (AAA-Auto Club of Southern California)
000252 (AAA Texas)
336436 (Costco)
205521 (Entertainment Book)
154080 (Marriott)
1244828 (Smarter Living)
321739 (Alaska Airlines)
1181885 (Aloha Airlines)
217692 (American Airlines)
391867 (Continental Airlines)
165385 (Delta Air Lines)
1241216 (Frontier Airlines)
1037681 (Hawaiian Airlines)
384989 (Midwest Express)
269339 (Northwest Airlines)
205418 (Southwest Airlines)
62455 (United Airlines)
157348 (US Airways)

(Promotional Code - PC#):

928222 in the U.S.
928223 in Canada


THRIFTY (PC #):

5512 (AAA Discount Code)
AU11 (5% off)


NATIONAL (CONTRACT I.D. #):

5042902 (American Express)

Revenge Ads

Part, (...a very slim part...) of my job at RentBoy is to approve the text in the ads.
Here is an example of what gets on my nerves.
I call it a "Revenge Ad".
I highly doubt this is a real ad.
Rather it appears to be someone who wants to get back at another escort, a client mad at an escort or a friend playing a practical joke.
None of which are funny.
Come'on - PLEASE

HOT! PNP Pornboy now available for incalls in downtown West Hollywood at "The Deasmond". I can fulfill any/all of your nastiest needs! HIV+ a plus!. Will cross-dress (wardrobe charges apply) Also, looking for a BF, must have nice car (Range Rover preferred). Please call me direct, no emails cause i can't afford a computer.

Come'on - PLEASE.
This just SCREAMS to me, "NOT REAL."

Phone Changes

No more 773-885-2284 cell phone.
That was the Chicago line.
I had it mainly for the hurricane.
It was a Sprint line.

No more BlackBerry either.
That WAS the 504-319-6487.
It was a Nextel line.

I upgraded to the PocketPC version of the BlackBerry/Treo/etc.
I am very partical to the Window's PDA.
(It's kinda freaky how much I can't handle Palm or BlackBerry, I feel like I am cheating.)
Like the Jefferson's, I am movin' on up.
I got the SprintPCS new phone/PDA combination.
(...since I lost the 773 line last night, had equipment replacement and pitched a fit, it was not TOO much more than well, a small child on the black market.)
It seems kinda fun so far, but we will see in 14 days, how I really like it. Then at that point, I will return the PocketPC that I just got.

You'd think with all this technology, I could get myself together.
Nope.
I just look like it huh?
*wink*

To recap:
504-319-6487 rings on my Sprint phone. That is the best way to get a hold of me.
213-596-0872 is the RentBoy Office and rings in Los Angeles in my office and on my cell phone so in essence, it goes to my cell phone too. Please only use this for offical business.
773-885-2284 does not ring anywhere anymore except maybe in your head.

Austin Tanner and Brock Lachey

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NEW PHOTO GALLERY: "Atlanta Adventure"

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The Many Beautiful Faces of Andy

Boy of the Moment

Cybersocket Award Banner

I added this to the front page of my site for eternity, and the main page for now to show off my web award.
Susie from the office sent it to me and said, "Look! One just for you! You Cybersocket Web Awards Weeeeiner You!"
YEA!

*dances around hotel room*

Brandon Cubed

I met the cutest couple. (...and quite possibly the most tan couple on earth.)
They are both named Brandon.
How Crazy is that?
All of us together, makes three Brandons.
Brandon to the third power, Brandon cubed, thrice the Brandon.
They are the quintessential Abercrombie couple.
Brandon Baker
504-319-6487
(This message was sent from my BlackBerry)

It's Coming.

I have so much to blog, wait until you hear what has happened in the last two days.
Fraternities, haphazard wanderings, naked stage shows, even lost cellular apparati. *wink*
It's all coming.
Brandon Baker
504-319-6487
(This message was sent from my BlackBerry)

Lost

Many things in my life are lost, mostly myself...
Last night I lost my SprintPCS phone (...the 773-885-2284 number.)
Today is the day, I have to cancel my Nextel account, so to further complicate things, I am switching phones, pda's and numbers.
It's a mess.

Brandon Baker
504-319-6487
(This message was sent from my BlackBerry)

Austin Tanner

If he was any tanner, it would be out of control.
He's lean, he blond, he looks like he's fresh out of the sun in Florida. (...and his cute little boyfriend Rock is just as hot.)
I have met some big names, and he's no exception, Atlanta's own Austin Tanner is a hottie.

Brandon Baker
504-319-6487
(This message was sent from my BlackBerry)

Andy Educational

OMG!
Andy is watching the educational channel.
...something about ants.
Is this okay?

Air Time

I have a reputation to uphold here.
I can't believe it, but we made it on time again for our flight from LAX to the United States busiest airport, ATL.
What is going on here?

Brandon Baker
504-319-6487
(This message was sent from my BlackBerry)

Living on The Edge

I would like to live in a building called "The Edge."
Brandon Baker
504-319-6487
(This message was sent from my BlackBerry)

Deep Cuts

No not that kind tonight...

I like boys in ripped t-shirts that the sleeves are cut deep.
HOT!
Brandon Baker
504-319-6487
(This message was sent from my BlackBerry)

XY II

XY is the chromosome pair for a male.
Even if he is scary lookin', its a clever call tag.
Brandon Baker
504-319-6487
(This message was sent from my BlackBerry)

XY

It's a night of a thousand stars, well, actually just two.
I am at the Pavillions in West Hollywood, and I saw the editor of XY Magazine. Looks scary, spiked out hair thinning out and stuff, but I'd rather walk on my lips than talk bad about someone. *wink*
What's he doing in WeHo? He stomps in San Diego.
Brandon Baker
504-319-6487
(This message was sent from my BlackBerry)

Sunset

I like Sunset Blvd.
It's like a straight West Hollywood.

I saw two HOT bilboards.
One for CK Jeans and one for Abercrombie.

I like driving down Sunset.
It's beautifiul.
It's like was driving down in history.
Brandon Baker
504-319-6487
(This message was sent from my BlackBerry)

Freddie Prince Jr.

I swear we just pulled up to a stoplight (...and a Linclon Aviator) and Rusty looked over and said, "Look at him."
I am so not embellishing, it was him.
He is so hot.
Brandon Baker
504-319-6487
(This message was sent from my BlackBerry)

PHOTO: Interesting

This photos is kinda interesting.
I don't want to analyze it, I just thought it was hot and thought provoking.

Rhode Island

In all but two U.S. states, the buying and selling of sexual services is illegal and usually classified as a misdemeanor. Regulated brothels are legal in a number of counties of Nevada (see prostitution in Nevada). In Rhode Island, the bare act of sex for money is not illegal, but street solicitation and operating a brothel are. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/prostitution)

Dinner with Mary and Beyond

We had quite the dinner extravaganza last night at Hamburger Mary's in West Hollywood.
I did not take any photos and should have, ARGH!

In attendance was the unequalable (...is that even a word? Now it is.) Andy Kirra, the new kid on the block Rusty, Bleu (...who we miss and need to hang out with more), my wonderful friend Daddy David, Daddy David's returned boyfriend who I know from New Orleans and his new boyfriend who speaks country, my hot trick Ryan, and THE Angel J Benton.

It was five dollar martini night or something.
How five dollars turned into $169.47, I don't know, but you know - a time like that is still just under what I make in a hour, so to able to do things like that with friends is PRICELESS!

I must admit, I surpassed my limits with drinks.
I lost track of things.

Highlights from the dinner table extravaganza:

The Waiter
He was HOT! H-O-double shot of T!
I am sure he was over me at some point until I tipped them, then he was nice again.

The Dessert
No, not the thing we drive across to get from LA to Las Vegas, two S's make this one tastier.
We shared a piece of birthday cheesecake. (I told the cute waiter it was my birthday, or rather, he told me it was my birthday.) I mean we all shared it. (...except Angel who didn't have anything but a diet water since he is on a freakish diet or something I still can't understand.)
Then Andy ordered a dessert and like vultures, we jacked the dish and passed it around and practically sent a melted plate of ice cream and a thin layer of brownie leftovers for him enjoy! Say, "Mean Girls
*wink*

The Drinks
Ahhh, the drinks.
I had my favorite from the LA Hamburger Mary's and had a cherry cola martini.
At one point I looked over at Rusty and he had a cup of cherries. "Ummmm... Angel is the virgin here, Rusty."
My hot trick Ryan, (I don't know what else to refer to his as, I guess he has passed the trick status though.) had some whipped cream-amaretto-banana-shit that I don't know if I liked or not, but kept drinking.
Andy had one, wait, two, I think three lemon-drops. One of his favorites.

The Golden Globes at Daddy David's
We all went back, and thanks to Belu driving the BrandonBakerMobile SUV back, since I certainly could not drive (...except everybody crazy!) we made it safely to view the red carpet. Problem is - I think I tripped on the red carpet and headed back to the hotel to do the nasty with Ryan! JUST KIDDING! (...but it did accidently happen.) Well sorta. I was so intoxicated, I busted my nut from him touching me and then promptly went to sleep. *snore.*)
Andy and Angel being the good boys they are stayed at Daddy David's and watched them all. (I had some of my own golden globes at the inn. YIKE!)

Room at the Inn
We went from DD's and the GG's to the hotel and went in the hot tub. I couldn't 'cause I am sunburned to the MAX so I could not even get my big toe in. Andy, Bleu and Ryan got in.
Rusty came and went, I think he thought he had to leave since I was busy, but he should know, I would have done it right there, I would have pushed him out of the way or wiped he cum right on him.
I think he slipped away after saying something about feeding his asshole named Henry or something. Andy made a few loud slams of the door for theatrics, (...that I thoroughly enjoyed. He may even be up for a Golden Globe next year.) and went to sleep in living room.

This morning, I woke up with well, no minutes to spare.
I was late for work and dropped off Ryan at school near Bel-Air and went into the office.

Today I went to lunch at this Chineese chicken place (...at least I hope it was chicken, that's what she told me.) with Tina (...formerly with Flit4Free and VideoSecrets) and ate until I was ready to pop.
*rubs belly*

What a WIERD IM.

Okay, you know I get some wierd IM's here and there, how about this one?

I have to say, she's right up there on the list - why? We can't figure out who it is, everyone in my office got a hello from her (I assume it's a her.) so it has to be someone that knows us all - and our IM's! Regardless, we all got a chuckle out of the greeting from the The Johnson.

Atlanta Ad and Details

Sex Sells - New Puma Ad is SEXY!

...and don't I know it!

Okay, so I thought that the Abercrombie and Fitch ads we getting hot!

Have you seen this one for Puma?
It makes me want to rush out and get a new Puma outfit, fer real!

LOOK AT HER KNEE, and why is she kneeling?
OMG!

Thanks to Kenneth in the 212 for this one.

Boy of the Very Next Moment

Boys of the Moment - Bikini Beach Boys

Boy of the Moment - Garage Boys Pissing

Boy of the Moment: "What about this "Shirt" thing?"

PInk Mafia Discusses HustlaBall

http://media20a.libsyn.com/podcasts/pinkmafiaradio/PinkMafiaRadioEp13.mp3

HUMOR: Why?

• Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
• Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
• Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
• Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
• Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
• Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
• Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
• Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
• If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
• Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
• Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
• Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
• Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
• Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
• How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
• When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
• Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
• In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
• How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

More Boy of the Moment - Colin Farell

Boy of the Moment - Tom Brady

Yes, I will be watching football more often...