CUTE LINK: PhoneSpell
...for those moments when you have a few extra. (-moments that is...)
This is a FABULOUS site that you can type in your phone number and see what it
spells.
www.PhoneSpell.org
Wednesday, March 23, 2005
HEADLINE NEWS: Utah Gov't Signs Porn Blocking Bill
It would be Utah huh? I am anxious to see what happens with this.
It would be Utah huh? I am anxious to see what happens with this.
Sunday, March 20, 2005
SCHEDULE UPDATE:
(since I can't update PWB yet, here is what's up with Brandon...)
Chicago NOW until 24Mar...
Los Angeles 25thMar afternoon to drive with Tommy Ritter, Carlos Morales and Tom Weise to the White Party....
Palm Springs 25Mar to 29Mar for the White Party...
San Diego 30Mar for a RentBoy Party...
Phoenix 31Mar to 03Mar for the Phoenix Webmasters Forum...
and then Los Angeles 04Mar for first two weeks at the new RentBoy office...
...now I am a bit confused at times, so keep an eye on this to make sure that's REALLY what happens. (wink)
(since I can't update PWB yet, here is what's up with Brandon...)
Chicago NOW until 24Mar...
Los Angeles 25thMar afternoon to drive with Tommy Ritter, Carlos Morales and Tom Weise to the White Party....
Palm Springs 25Mar to 29Mar for the White Party...
San Diego 30Mar for a RentBoy Party...
Phoenix 31Mar to 03Mar for the Phoenix Webmasters Forum...
and then Los Angeles 04Mar for first two weeks at the new RentBoy office...
...now I am a bit confused at times, so keep an eye on this to make sure that's REALLY what happens. (wink)
DAILY DAIRY:
Chicago, Illinois
I am in the Windy City now.
COOL!
I plan to be here until the 24th.
I either have to fly back to Las Vegas to catch a flight I have from Las Vegas to Los Angeles on the 25th...
...or I have to change the flight to fly from Chicago to Los Angeles instead of Las Vegas to Los Angeles.
Did that confuse you enough?
...and yes, I BARELY made it here.
I almost missed the flight from Las Vegas to Chicago two night ago.
I don't know HOW I do it, but I mess up even the easiest flights.
This one was on ATA and only $129.00 one-way from Las Vegas to Chicago - that's good.
I saw a few clients since I have been here in Chicago.
The first night Jeff, one of the wayward boys (that's not THAT wayward. *wink*) at this house and I went to the new Circuit Club here.
It was HOT!
If you are in Chicago, you gotta visit there.
This afternoon, I saw one client that I have been meaning to catch up with since the Grabby's last year.
I normally only cum once a day or so. This time I came twice in like 10 minutes. He sucked like a Hoover vacuum, and he KEPT sucking. WOW!
The second client I saw later in the evening and he is one of my regulars. I like to gossip with him. He keeps up with the sex industry so it is fun. We watched some of Dan Komar's European videos that were HOT!
My friend Jeff helped me out for now and let me use one of his old laptops.
I don't know, maybe I will break down and buy a new laptop this week? I'd rather not, the one that is now sitting on the floor in my Vegas apartment is just waiting to go in under warranty, it seems crazy to buy a new laptop, but you know - I HAVE been known to do crazy things. (wink)
...this is a cool solution for now.
I just plug my harddrive in, grab what I need and go.
I use it mainly for FrontPage (what I do my websites in) and Outlook (what I do my e-mail and day planning in).
Lisa did some editing and added the counter to my blog, so somehow it made the sidebar move to the bottom.
I don't like that.
I may change that too, but I want to get back on track here with e-mail and stuff before I worry about that.
I will work on some photo galleries here shortly as well.
Chicago, Illinois
I am in the Windy City now.
COOL!
I plan to be here until the 24th.
I either have to fly back to Las Vegas to catch a flight I have from Las Vegas to Los Angeles on the 25th...
...or I have to change the flight to fly from Chicago to Los Angeles instead of Las Vegas to Los Angeles.
Did that confuse you enough?
...and yes, I BARELY made it here.
I almost missed the flight from Las Vegas to Chicago two night ago.
I don't know HOW I do it, but I mess up even the easiest flights.
This one was on ATA and only $129.00 one-way from Las Vegas to Chicago - that's good.
I saw a few clients since I have been here in Chicago.
The first night Jeff, one of the wayward boys (that's not THAT wayward. *wink*) at this house and I went to the new Circuit Club here.
It was HOT!
If you are in Chicago, you gotta visit there.
This afternoon, I saw one client that I have been meaning to catch up with since the Grabby's last year.
I normally only cum once a day or so. This time I came twice in like 10 minutes. He sucked like a Hoover vacuum, and he KEPT sucking. WOW!
The second client I saw later in the evening and he is one of my regulars. I like to gossip with him. He keeps up with the sex industry so it is fun. We watched some of Dan Komar's European videos that were HOT!
My friend Jeff helped me out for now and let me use one of his old laptops.
I don't know, maybe I will break down and buy a new laptop this week? I'd rather not, the one that is now sitting on the floor in my Vegas apartment is just waiting to go in under warranty, it seems crazy to buy a new laptop, but you know - I HAVE been known to do crazy things. (wink)
...this is a cool solution for now.
I just plug my harddrive in, grab what I need and go.
I use it mainly for FrontPage (what I do my websites in) and Outlook (what I do my e-mail and day planning in).
Lisa did some editing and added the counter to my blog, so somehow it made the sidebar move to the bottom.
I don't like that.
I may change that too, but I want to get back on track here with e-mail and stuff before I worry about that.
I will work on some photo galleries here shortly as well.
Thursday, March 17, 2005
DAILY DIARY:
I have SO much to share.
The last couple of days have been kinda crazy. (...like that should come to a surprise to anyone.) (wink)
I have some photos, but I will try to add them all at once after this with comments.
I have entries from most days, but my "system" is that I type it in my BlackBerry, then copy and paste it when I sync my Outlook with the portable device. However, since I am without my laptop, I have to wait until I get to somebody's computer I can plug my hard drive into and then upload the photos. Furthermore, since I am not able to sync the BlackBerry (...not BlueBerry)to Outlook, I can't get the entries. *whew* I know that is confusing, but when I get a laptop again, look for those. (...or when I can get to them sooner.)
The night at Krave, the cracked-out days, the hotels - it IS a thing that is like the movies - only the kind that is censored. Wait until you hear about it all.
Speaking of laptop update, here's the deal: I purchased the extended warranty on the one that broke. Since I just purchased it, the hardware portion of it is not good for a month. So what do I do for a month? Can you rent computers for that time? Some say I should just get a new one? Feel free to donate to the BRANDON NEEDS A NEW LAPTOP FUND 'cause they are expensive. ARGH! Then in a month, when I get the other one fixed, I would have two, that's silly huh?
I think I may try to head to Chicago before I go to Palm Springs.
As it is now, I have a flight from Las Vegas to Los Angeles on the 25th, so I'd have to be back for that.
The flight is so that we can all meet in LA and drive to Palm Springs for the White Party.
If I don't tan here again shortly, I will be white alright.
Does anyone know about Outlook for the web? After this, I do not want to have my Outlook on a hard drive, I would rather access it from the net.
I can say the new version of AOL mail is fabulous.
So if I am slower than normal with e-mail, you'll know why. Thanks for your understanding.
I don't know what I will do for the replacement of my motherboard-burned-out laptop right now.
I am on Lisa's computer, with my hard drive, so I am going to get moving and get off her laptop.
Have a good one or two...
PHOTOS FROM THE WEEKEND! (I know it is Thursday, I had to recover!)
Bill and Rob and a near brush with carpet burn...
Bill and the two girls get FREAKY! (wink)
Bill and Brandon play cowboy and horse...
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"Mirror, mirror: Who is the most vain of them all?
Two of the FABULOUS girls and Robert...
NOTE: Sorry about them all coming seperate. I don't know how to make a "block" of photos here yet...
I have SO much to share.
The last couple of days have been kinda crazy. (...like that should come to a surprise to anyone.) (wink)
I have some photos, but I will try to add them all at once after this with comments.
I have entries from most days, but my "system" is that I type it in my BlackBerry, then copy and paste it when I sync my Outlook with the portable device. However, since I am without my laptop, I have to wait until I get to somebody's computer I can plug my hard drive into and then upload the photos. Furthermore, since I am not able to sync the BlackBerry (...not BlueBerry)to Outlook, I can't get the entries. *whew* I know that is confusing, but when I get a laptop again, look for those. (...or when I can get to them sooner.)
The night at Krave, the cracked-out days, the hotels - it IS a thing that is like the movies - only the kind that is censored. Wait until you hear about it all.
Speaking of laptop update, here's the deal: I purchased the extended warranty on the one that broke. Since I just purchased it, the hardware portion of it is not good for a month. So what do I do for a month? Can you rent computers for that time? Some say I should just get a new one? Feel free to donate to the BRANDON NEEDS A NEW LAPTOP FUND 'cause they are expensive. ARGH! Then in a month, when I get the other one fixed, I would have two, that's silly huh?
I think I may try to head to Chicago before I go to Palm Springs.
As it is now, I have a flight from Las Vegas to Los Angeles on the 25th, so I'd have to be back for that.
The flight is so that we can all meet in LA and drive to Palm Springs for the White Party.
If I don't tan here again shortly, I will be white alright.
Does anyone know about Outlook for the web? After this, I do not want to have my Outlook on a hard drive, I would rather access it from the net.
I can say the new version of AOL mail is fabulous.
So if I am slower than normal with e-mail, you'll know why. Thanks for your understanding.
I don't know what I will do for the replacement of my motherboard-burned-out laptop right now.
I am on Lisa's computer, with my hard drive, so I am going to get moving and get off her laptop.
Have a good one or two...
PHOTOS FROM THE WEEKEND! (I know it is Thursday, I had to recover!)
Bill and Rob and a near brush with carpet burn...
Bill and the two girls get FREAKY! (wink)
Bill and Brandon play cowboy and horse...
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"Mirror, mirror: Who is the most vain of them all?
Two of the FABULOUS girls and Robert...
NOTE: Sorry about them all coming seperate. I don't know how to make a "block" of photos here yet...
Sunday, March 13, 2005
MISSING DIARY EXPLANATION:
Yes, I am behind a few days again.
Surprise huh?
WAIT until you do see the diaries I have for you.
I have them in my BlackBerry ready to go.
Why aren't they up now Mr. Baker?
Ummmmm...
...the screen on my laptop went blank.
She broke. (wink)
It appears that the power is on when you switch it on, but I can not see anything on the screen.
I can take it into CompUSA for 130.00 to fix it.
That can take 4-14 days though.
So for the meantime, I just took the hard drive out of it (I did not want CompUSA to have to deal with all my porn anyway.)
This way I can just PLUG my hard drive into whoever's computer I can.
YEA!
...more when I get my computer back.
Yes, I am behind a few days again.
Surprise huh?
WAIT until you do see the diaries I have for you.
I have them in my BlackBerry ready to go.
Why aren't they up now Mr. Baker?
Ummmmm...
...the screen on my laptop went blank.
She broke. (wink)
It appears that the power is on when you switch it on, but I can not see anything on the screen.
I can take it into CompUSA for 130.00 to fix it.
That can take 4-14 days though.
So for the meantime, I just took the hard drive out of it (I did not want CompUSA to have to deal with all my porn anyway.)
This way I can just PLUG my hard drive into whoever's computer I can.
YEA!
...more when I get my computer back.
Saturday, March 12, 2005
HOT CROSS BUNS: TRICK QUIZ:
This is my www.VidioView.com column for this time period, (I don't know what intervals I publish something anymore...)
http://www.vidioview.com/brandonb.html
Whenever I write something like this and I pick myself up from the floor after laughing so hard at myself, I think, "What the hell is wrong with me?" (wink)
I hope you get a chuckle from this one.
Trick Rating and Classification 101
This appears on www.VidioView.com in my Brandon Baker's Hot Cross Buns column this time around...http://www.vidioview.com/brandonb.html
Ever wonder what kind of a trick you are?
Well, wonder no more – Brandon Baker is here.
Here’s my helpful and handy guide to figuring out “What kind of trick am I?”
Choose the letter that best corresponds with your answer.
1. What’s the nicest thing a trick can do on the first date?
2. What is your idea of a gourmet dinner?
3. What does the word “Culture” mean to you?
4. What is the last movie you saw?
5. Who most closely identifies to your cartoon hero?
6. What do you do when you see a cute straight boy?
7. Where do you keep your condoms at home?
8. What TV show is closest to the story of your life?
9. Who gets the call in the morning to “dish” on last night’s hookup?
10. You meet at the bar, your eyes meet, you think:
BONUS: What do you remember about the first time you had sex.
If you had:
more A answers – You are most likely to be called: Boyfriend Material,
You are suited for higher living. (..and no I don’t mean a high-rise in Chelsea…) I mean, you seem to have your head on straight and the head in-between your legs being quite the “behavior model”.
more B answers – You are most likely to be called: Momma’s boy.
..and there is nothing wrong with that.
more C answers – You are most likely to be called: Trick.
You are almost there. You can indeed take the title of slut, but you are teetering on the edge of being “bad.” I know, it’s so good to be bad. (wink) Enjoy your promiscuity and party like you mean it. To each their own, but please play safe.
more D answers – You are most likely to be called: Slut, Whore, late for dinner or Inmate #455879.
Let’s talk. (wink)
You got this trick thing down pat.
WARNING: Watch out for this one, this is the one your mom reminded you and the one with more B answers ran away from… (wink)
All A answers indicates a professional.
Please pass this on to your friends (…and even a few enemies may get a kick out of it) with a link to my column on www.vidioview.com and check out my website at www.partywithbrandon.com for more out of control stuff like this.
This is my www.VidioView.com column for this time period, (I don't know what intervals I publish something anymore...)
http://www.vidioview.com/brandonb.html
Whenever I write something like this and I pick myself up from the floor after laughing so hard at myself, I think, "What the hell is wrong with me?" (wink)
I hope you get a chuckle from this one.
Trick Rating and Classification 101
This appears on www.VidioView.com in my Brandon Baker's Hot Cross Buns column this time around...http://www.vidioview.com/brandonb.html
Ever wonder what kind of a trick you are?
Well, wonder no more – Brandon Baker is here.
Here’s my helpful and handy guide to figuring out “What kind of trick am I?”
Choose the letter that best corresponds with your answer.
1. What’s the nicest thing a trick can do on the first date?
a. When he open the car door for you. (…boy his parents did good huh?)
b. Kiss you and ask to see you again.
c. Take the sheets back to the front desk of the bathhouse.
d. Swallow.
2. What is your idea of a gourmet dinner?
a. Garlic Shrimp, Cashew Grilled Chicken Salad, Bison Delmonico.
b. A nice downtown with specially prepared food and is a restaurant that you may even have to make reservations for.
c. A Happy Meal.
d. Opening the box of macaroni and then calling for pizza ‘cause it is too hard.
3. What does the word “Culture” mean to you?
a. The totality of socially transmitted behavior patterns, arts, beliefs, institutions, and all other products of human work and thought.
b. Using proper manners all the time, enjoying things like the theater and you know, what tribes are like, their culture and stuff – I am not good at putting stuff in words.
c. Isn’t that from biology?
d. What is culture?
4. What is the last movie you saw?
a. Something that won an Academy Award.
b. I don’t know, but it had subtitles.
c. Circuit, Latter Days, or Party Monster.
d. Ass Blasters III, Cum Whores IV and Jacking-in-the-Box Uncut Edition (…and they’re all overdue.)
5. Who most closely identifies to your cartoon hero?
a. Dora the Explorer
b. Superman
c. SpongeBob SquarePants
d. I think (s)he was banned in the United States.
6. What do you do when you see a cute straight boy?
a. Think about him all night and what you can do that his girlfriend won’t.
b. Get his number and hope he calls.
c. See if he wants to meet you on the “down-low” on Friday night.
d. Roll over and tell him he has to go home, you’re spent.
7. Where do you keep your condoms at home?
a. Within reach of the bed, at all accessible points in the common areas and in your wallet.
b. In a basket in your room.
c. Tupperware, you think.
d. He didn’t bring any? Don’t worry; you have one on a keychain in glass in case of emergency and in your wallet.
8. What TV show is closest to the story of your life?
a. a daytime Soap Opera
b. Leave it to Beaver
c. Will and Grace
d. Desperate Housewives (… in your head, it’s already Desperate HouseBOYS)
9. Who gets the call in the morning to “dish” on last night’s hookup?
a. Best Friend
b. Mom
c. Girlfriend
d. Your current boyfriend, (Oh yea, forgot about him huh?) or Jerry Springer.
10. You meet at the bar, your eyes meet, you think:
a. He’s handsome; I wonder what he does and if he wants kids.
b. He’s cute. I wonder if he lives by himself.
c. He’s hot; I wonder what it would take to get him in bed and on his knees.
d. Fuck, I made eye contact. I’m off to a bad start. I wonder if he can cum more than once.
BONUS: What do you remember about the first time you had sex.
a. All the intimate details, the place and the lighting. Awww…
b. His address and his hair color.
c. His name started with a “J.”
d. The drugs won’t allow you to remember that far back.
If you had:
more A answers – You are most likely to be called: Boyfriend Material,
You are suited for higher living. (..and no I don’t mean a high-rise in Chelsea…) I mean, you seem to have your head on straight and the head in-between your legs being quite the “behavior model”.
more B answers – You are most likely to be called: Momma’s boy.
..and there is nothing wrong with that.
more C answers – You are most likely to be called: Trick.
You are almost there. You can indeed take the title of slut, but you are teetering on the edge of being “bad.” I know, it’s so good to be bad. (wink) Enjoy your promiscuity and party like you mean it. To each their own, but please play safe.
more D answers – You are most likely to be called: Slut, Whore, late for dinner or Inmate #455879.
Let’s talk. (wink)
You got this trick thing down pat.
WARNING: Watch out for this one, this is the one your mom reminded you and the one with more B answers ran away from… (wink)
All A answers indicates a professional.
Please pass this on to your friends (…and even a few enemies may get a kick out of it) with a link to my column on www.vidioview.com and check out my website at www.partywithbrandon.com for more out of control stuff like this.
DAILY DIARY:
Las Vegas, Nevada:
Two nights ago, Lisa got home and we got in a bit if a tiff.
I don't want to say "fight" 'cause it was not THAT bad.
We both have so many mental issues, but part of the reason I love her is she deals with them and loves me for me.
I just hate to dissappoint her.
We ordered the most awful pizza at about 2:30am.
YUCK!
We threw everything except five slices in the garbage.
I got this e-mail from a client/friend in Chicago.
I got this e-mail from a friend/client that reminded me - you can't be TOO careful out there: (my thoughts are with him and his family...)
My nephew, age 22, was missing for three weeks (I found out last week when they decided to run television spots), and they just found his body and car. It seems he had an accident and was trapped in the car and died. Because of the vegetation around the crash sight, the didn't find him for three weeks. It's gruesome and awful and stupid because he was probably drink and driving (when last seen he was WAY drunk and driving to a friend's). Anyway, all's a bit of a mess here on the family front.
My thoughts are with him and his family.
It reminded me in story and warning that you can not be too careful out there.
I was careful to find out about this incessant construction at the Palms Casino RIGHT behidn my apartment in Las Veags.
http://www.lvbusinesspress.com/articles/2005/03/07/news/news04.txt
At least now, I know what it is going to look like.
I feel better already knowing I will have movie stars condos in my backyard!
Can it be Ashton and Demi please?
…or Ben Affleck and Matt Damon? YEAH!
I woke up about spent most of the day at home trying with no avail to catch up on stuff.
Well, I did get SOME e-mail done and some web stuff done, but I am so behind.
What's new right?
I did spend a lot of time, which I think paid off, on my TOP SECRET NEW WEB PROJECT.
Let me tell you about it. (wink)
Wait, then it would not be TOP SECRET now would it?
It is not THAT secret, but I don't want to get you all excited about nothing.
Now that I finshed the face-lift on www.rentboyconfidential.com, I have more time to devote to this site project.
Speaking of RBC (RentBoyConfidential) I have a section on the new www.rentboyconfidential.com called THE ESCORT DIARIES.
Check it out, today I added one that is kept by Rick Munroe in NYC.
http://www.rickmunroe.blogspot.com
I think that section will appeal to a lot of people who want to "get inside the head" of escorts.
I think that section will be HOT!
I did not go out on Thursday night.
Echo did come over for a bit, but I was pissy and pushy, out the door-y. (wink)
He wants to be so good to me, but when I am pissy - all I want to do is be by myself.
I woke up on Friday about 2:30pm.
I talked to Tom (the owner of RentBoy) in NYC.
I scheduled lunch on Monday with Ira Levi and Wes. Ira is a singer/dancer who wants BACKMALE (one of Wes' other new magazines) to sponsor a "tour". Wes was very flattering and said, "...that seems to be your area of expertise, so can you talk to him." So we will see what we can accomplish.
I scheduled lunch on Tuesday with Qvegas (the local Las Vegas magazine) to see about advertising and getting them more escort advertisers.
I scheduled dinner later on Friday with Wes when I was talking to him.
I want to do a booth at the Phoenix PRIDE festivities in two weeks.
I was a busy boy on my new Nextel BlackBerry. (wink)
I felt like I had a whole day's worth of work after all those calls. Oh it was only a few minutes.
I am obsessed with 10pt Verdana font.
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
By the time I finished all that and looked at new e-mail my screensaver had come on.
You know what that means - TROUBLE!
My screensaver is the photos of thousands of boys in all my porn folders, when it comes on, I can't get any work done - that's the reason your e-mails take so long to get answered.
So I solved the problem - I jacked off to some photos I will send out later - (wink) (...gotta clean them off.) *wink*
When I was done and wiping up the pud, I realized I was late for "dinner" with Wes at Johnny Rockets.
I grabbed a taxi and had a converstaion about being a callboy and Vegas.
He mentioned that his father was having open heart surgery in Chicago, my thoughts are with his family.
I hope it al goes well.
Johnny Rockets is new in Las Vegas so he did not know where it even was. (…in case you were wodnering, it is kitty-corner from Hamburger Mary's.)
I felt like I had to "sell" him on splitting the booth at Phoenix's PRIDE with RentBoy.
It worked.
YEA!
So we will have a booth at the Phoenix Expo on April 2 in the afternoon with both INTOUCH and RentBoy.
COOL!
Wes even gave me the new copies of XY, XY foto and a drink called GayFuel.
XY and XY Magazines are really cool to look at the politics of the magazine operations lack from my experiences…
…but I guess you don't buy magazines to get into the politics. (..unless you are Wes who just bought INTOUCH, INDULGE and BLACK MALE.) (Inside note: He is also planning an Asian title shortly.)
I can't forget to say THANKS to another client/friend who fucks up my head in Chicago for reminding me they were out.
That was nice of Wes to "give" them to me, that was indeed a nice treat.
I perused the magazines, but did not have enough time to look at the luscious boys. There were too many. *brain overload*
…full report on that later.
After THAT, I took a shower and jacked off again.
I need to stop that.
It makes me lose energy for when I really need it.
I went to a party at my friend Gary's house.
It was cool and TOTALLY, not a drop less, reminded me of a TV high school party with a gay twist.
When I am the oldest person there, that's bad. (wink)
Honestly, and thankfully, there were not too many boys I thought were cute. Otherwise, I'd be in TROUBLE!
There was one, named Johnny I think, that is ADORABLE.
I met him before at the Las Vegas GLBCC (Gay and Lesbian Community Center) when I went for my HIV test.
It was funny to watch the people in action and drinking. There was only beer though until I got there with my bottle of raspberry vodka. No I am not a flaming homosexual with my flavored vodka.
Story #1: Two girls were never with the crowd, but always together, they waited until no one was in the living room and had their own little party with the beer, a funnel and a hose. (I think it is called a "beer bong", correct me if I am wrong.)
Story #2: There were lots of boys that thought they were straight. It makes you straight if you touch a girls ass the whole time. Did you know that?
Story #3: At one point two boy went into the laundry room to do either drugs, make out or fold laundry. I think it was the first. Gary made a comment about it, so I got up to go to the "bathroom" and motioned for him to come too. Once we were in front of the laundry room, I pushed him in and kissed him. It was cute huh? VERY reminiscent of high school. Even more though, I waited until there was a group of people I front of the door and we both walked out of the dark. (wink) Nice.
Story #4: I must say, Gary's roommate, Bill, (pictured below) did a FINE job of picking up. At times, it looked like a frat house with Milwaukee’s Best cans all over - at the end of the night; the boy did a fine job of cleaning it up.
Story I am most upset I missed photo coverage of: So I hear that you never know what will happen at one of these parties, well, you really don't until the next morning, the dirty clothes and even more dirty laundry come a'flyin. As we were sitting around the pool table in the afternoon, one of the boys called another and said "Did you hear all the noise in the bedroom I was in?" Turns out, three of the HOT boys had a threesome, which is a feat 'cause I didn't think two of them could count that high. How the HELL did I miss that one? It's all good though, I had my own scandal at GaryGate. (wink)
Robert (one of the three boys, and I think he CAN count to three.) and G-Dogg.
I can't sleep, so I am up typing away outside Gary's room.
I don't want to wake him up but now my sleeping schedule is so off.
This is hilarious, there are a few leftover bitches that were the drunks from last night that are still here.
The cute boy that was in the bottom of the closet just came by, that was too funny, I had Gary's camera and he said, "There is someone in the bottom of the closet, take a picture of that."
Sure enough, there was a boy in the bottom of the closet. I thought most of the boys had come out of the closet already.
As I discussed the diary wit h the boys who were coherent in the morning, they confidentialy told me that he was not drunk and that he was in a "k-hole." Glad they let me know.
My friend Dustin Daniels is heading into town today if all goes as planned.
I want to try to make it to Krave tonight, but who knows if the bitch will even get here, you know how us hooker are. (wink)
I worked on two new articles.
…and got A LOT done.
NOW, THAT'S a relief.
Seriously.
One is called "Getting Around" and is about travel tips for escorts.
The other is called "Double Agents" and is about escorts who balance career with there sex industry work.
I am doing research and interviews for those two so I have some more fine tuning after sending out the research questions and interviews today…the bulk of the stuff is done though.
I also did a HILARIOUS new VidioView column (...it's about time!) called "Trick Rating and Classification 101" It is a "quizz-y" type deal and should be quite funny.
Here is a sample of what you will see: (…if you are not on my blist which is my mailing list, get on it now, so you will get it in your e-mail inbox.)
Question 1: What’s the nicest thing a trick can do on the first date?
a. When he open the car door for you. (…boy his parents did good huh?)
b. Kiss you and ask to see you again.
c. Take the sheets back to the front desk of the bathhouse.
d. Swallow.
Stay tuned for the rest and whole thing later today right here.
Okay, that's enough babble for now huh?
Now that you have to digest yet another day of my ramblings which make no sense - have fun.
The weather is Las Vegas is BEAUTIFUL! (…it was in the 75 plus range.)
Las Vegas, Nevada:
Two nights ago, Lisa got home and we got in a bit if a tiff.
I don't want to say "fight" 'cause it was not THAT bad.
We both have so many mental issues, but part of the reason I love her is she deals with them and loves me for me.
I just hate to dissappoint her.
We ordered the most awful pizza at about 2:30am.
YUCK!
We threw everything except five slices in the garbage.
I got this e-mail from a client/friend in Chicago.
I got this e-mail from a friend/client that reminded me - you can't be TOO careful out there: (my thoughts are with him and his family...)
My nephew, age 22, was missing for three weeks (I found out last week when they decided to run television spots), and they just found his body and car. It seems he had an accident and was trapped in the car and died. Because of the vegetation around the crash sight, the didn't find him for three weeks. It's gruesome and awful and stupid because he was probably drink and driving (when last seen he was WAY drunk and driving to a friend's). Anyway, all's a bit of a mess here on the family front.
My thoughts are with him and his family.
It reminded me in story and warning that you can not be too careful out there.
I was careful to find out about this incessant construction at the Palms Casino RIGHT behidn my apartment in Las Veags.
http://www.lvbusinesspress.com/articles/2005/03/07/news/news04.txt
At least now, I know what it is going to look like.
I feel better already knowing I will have movie stars condos in my backyard!
Can it be Ashton and Demi please?
…or Ben Affleck and Matt Damon? YEAH!
I woke up about spent most of the day at home trying with no avail to catch up on stuff.
Well, I did get SOME e-mail done and some web stuff done, but I am so behind.
What's new right?
I did spend a lot of time, which I think paid off, on my TOP SECRET NEW WEB PROJECT.
Let me tell you about it. (wink)
Wait, then it would not be TOP SECRET now would it?
It is not THAT secret, but I don't want to get you all excited about nothing.
Now that I finshed the face-lift on www.rentboyconfidential.com, I have more time to devote to this site project.
Speaking of RBC (RentBoyConfidential) I have a section on the new www.rentboyconfidential.com called THE ESCORT DIARIES.
Check it out, today I added one that is kept by Rick Munroe in NYC.
http://www.rickmunroe.blogspot.com
I think that section will appeal to a lot of people who want to "get inside the head" of escorts.
I think that section will be HOT!
I did not go out on Thursday night.
Echo did come over for a bit, but I was pissy and pushy, out the door-y. (wink)
He wants to be so good to me, but when I am pissy - all I want to do is be by myself.
I woke up on Friday about 2:30pm.
I talked to Tom (the owner of RentBoy) in NYC.
I scheduled lunch on Monday with Ira Levi and Wes. Ira is a singer/dancer who wants BACKMALE (one of Wes' other new magazines) to sponsor a "tour". Wes was very flattering and said, "...that seems to be your area of expertise, so can you talk to him." So we will see what we can accomplish.
I scheduled lunch on Tuesday with Qvegas (the local Las Vegas magazine) to see about advertising and getting them more escort advertisers.
I scheduled dinner later on Friday with Wes when I was talking to him.
I want to do a booth at the Phoenix PRIDE festivities in two weeks.
I was a busy boy on my new Nextel BlackBerry. (wink)
I felt like I had a whole day's worth of work after all those calls. Oh it was only a few minutes.
I am obsessed with 10pt Verdana font.
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
By the time I finished all that and looked at new e-mail my screensaver had come on.
You know what that means - TROUBLE!
My screensaver is the photos of thousands of boys in all my porn folders, when it comes on, I can't get any work done - that's the reason your e-mails take so long to get answered.
So I solved the problem - I jacked off to some photos I will send out later - (wink) (...gotta clean them off.) *wink*
When I was done and wiping up the pud, I realized I was late for "dinner" with Wes at Johnny Rockets.
I grabbed a taxi and had a converstaion about being a callboy and Vegas.
He mentioned that his father was having open heart surgery in Chicago, my thoughts are with his family.
I hope it al goes well.
Johnny Rockets is new in Las Vegas so he did not know where it even was. (…in case you were wodnering, it is kitty-corner from Hamburger Mary's.)
I felt like I had to "sell" him on splitting the booth at Phoenix's PRIDE with RentBoy.
It worked.
YEA!
So we will have a booth at the Phoenix Expo on April 2 in the afternoon with both INTOUCH and RentBoy.
COOL!
Wes even gave me the new copies of XY, XY foto and a drink called GayFuel.
XY and XY Magazines are really cool to look at the politics of the magazine operations lack from my experiences…
…but I guess you don't buy magazines to get into the politics. (..unless you are Wes who just bought INTOUCH, INDULGE and BLACK MALE.) (Inside note: He is also planning an Asian title shortly.)
I can't forget to say THANKS to another client/friend who fucks up my head in Chicago for reminding me they were out.
That was nice of Wes to "give" them to me, that was indeed a nice treat.
I perused the magazines, but did not have enough time to look at the luscious boys. There were too many. *brain overload*
…full report on that later.
After THAT, I took a shower and jacked off again.
I need to stop that.
It makes me lose energy for when I really need it.
I went to a party at my friend Gary's house.
It was cool and TOTALLY, not a drop less, reminded me of a TV high school party with a gay twist.
When I am the oldest person there, that's bad. (wink)
Honestly, and thankfully, there were not too many boys I thought were cute. Otherwise, I'd be in TROUBLE!
There was one, named Johnny I think, that is ADORABLE.
I met him before at the Las Vegas GLBCC (Gay and Lesbian Community Center) when I went for my HIV test.
It was funny to watch the people in action and drinking. There was only beer though until I got there with my bottle of raspberry vodka. No I am not a flaming homosexual with my flavored vodka.
Story #1: Two girls were never with the crowd, but always together, they waited until no one was in the living room and had their own little party with the beer, a funnel and a hose. (I think it is called a "beer bong", correct me if I am wrong.)
Story #2: There were lots of boys that thought they were straight. It makes you straight if you touch a girls ass the whole time. Did you know that?
Story #3: At one point two boy went into the laundry room to do either drugs, make out or fold laundry. I think it was the first. Gary made a comment about it, so I got up to go to the "bathroom" and motioned for him to come too. Once we were in front of the laundry room, I pushed him in and kissed him. It was cute huh? VERY reminiscent of high school. Even more though, I waited until there was a group of people I front of the door and we both walked out of the dark. (wink) Nice.
Story #4: I must say, Gary's roommate, Bill, (pictured below) did a FINE job of picking up. At times, it looked like a frat house with Milwaukee’s Best cans all over - at the end of the night; the boy did a fine job of cleaning it up.
Story I am most upset I missed photo coverage of: So I hear that you never know what will happen at one of these parties, well, you really don't until the next morning, the dirty clothes and even more dirty laundry come a'flyin. As we were sitting around the pool table in the afternoon, one of the boys called another and said "Did you hear all the noise in the bedroom I was in?" Turns out, three of the HOT boys had a threesome, which is a feat 'cause I didn't think two of them could count that high. How the HELL did I miss that one? It's all good though, I had my own scandal at GaryGate. (wink)
Robert (one of the three boys, and I think he CAN count to three.) and G-Dogg.
I can't sleep, so I am up typing away outside Gary's room.
I don't want to wake him up but now my sleeping schedule is so off.
This is hilarious, there are a few leftover bitches that were the drunks from last night that are still here.
The cute boy that was in the bottom of the closet just came by, that was too funny, I had Gary's camera and he said, "There is someone in the bottom of the closet, take a picture of that."
Sure enough, there was a boy in the bottom of the closet. I thought most of the boys had come out of the closet already.
As I discussed the diary wit h the boys who were coherent in the morning, they confidentialy told me that he was not drunk and that he was in a "k-hole." Glad they let me know.
My friend Dustin Daniels is heading into town today if all goes as planned.
I want to try to make it to Krave tonight, but who knows if the bitch will even get here, you know how us hooker are. (wink)
I worked on two new articles.
…and got A LOT done.
NOW, THAT'S a relief.
Seriously.
One is called "Getting Around" and is about travel tips for escorts.
The other is called "Double Agents" and is about escorts who balance career with there sex industry work.
I am doing research and interviews for those two so I have some more fine tuning after sending out the research questions and interviews today…the bulk of the stuff is done though.
I also did a HILARIOUS new VidioView column (...it's about time!) called "Trick Rating and Classification 101" It is a "quizz-y" type deal and should be quite funny.
Here is a sample of what you will see: (…if you are not on my blist which is my mailing list, get on it now, so you will get it in your e-mail inbox.)
Question 1: What’s the nicest thing a trick can do on the first date?
a. When he open the car door for you. (…boy his parents did good huh?)
b. Kiss you and ask to see you again.
c. Take the sheets back to the front desk of the bathhouse.
d. Swallow.
Stay tuned for the rest and whole thing later today right here.
Okay, that's enough babble for now huh?
Now that you have to digest yet another day of my ramblings which make no sense - have fun.
The weather is Las Vegas is BEAUTIFUL! (…it was in the 75 plus range.)
Friday, March 11, 2005
Thursday, March 10, 2005
Wednesday, March 09, 2005
VIDEO CLIP: PORN GONE AWRY: I think I sent this out before, I was cleaning my FAVORITES folder and I found this again - there are few things that make me laugh this hard.
...and there are few things as close to my heart (uh-hem) as this!
CLICK HERE to see what happens when porn goes awry.
...and there are few things as close to my heart (uh-hem) as this!
CLICK HERE to see what happens when porn goes awry.
LINK: Drunk Boys (and girls..)
I like to look at photos of passed out boys when they are drunk, not that I do not see enough at Mardi Gras or in Las Vegas downtown, but for the times when I don't get my daily fix, thank goodness for this site: TheRut.org -- Weened off Mom's big 'ole tities with a bottle of Jagermeister
I like to look at photos of passed out boys when they are drunk, not that I do not see enough at Mardi Gras or in Las Vegas downtown, but for the times when I don't get my daily fix, thank goodness for this site: TheRut.org -- Weened off Mom's big 'ole tities with a bottle of Jagermeister
BOY OF THE MOMENT: BARRETT LONG: He's my boy of most moments. (wink) This is Barrett Long, he is one of my FAVORITE porn stars. I love the body, the adorable face, his uncut cock and his red cheeks. YUM! I don't think I would do anything with his cock though - it's too big. (wink)
- www.PartyWithBrandon.com
DAILY DIARY:
Las Vegas, Nevada
This diary updates to let you know I am quitting EVERYTHING, moving to SriLanka, taking up fung-shi as a career and I will NOT be able to be reached again...
JUST KIDDING...
DAMN!
It has been a busy weekend for me.
I know it is Wednesday, but it just ended. (wink)
I had some clients all weekend, the last one, JUST ended.
(It's like 5:43 and and he had to leave the hotel to catch his flight. *whew*)
I swear, I can pick out the headboard of every hotel in Vegas.
In all seriousness, one of the job hazards of hooking is that I get emotionally attached to some people. I don't wanna, but it happens. This is one of those cases, he is SUCH a cool guy, gets into some hot stuff (Can I just TELL you how hot it was to watch the cum drip in his mouth from the head of my cock!?) and has probably supported the kid I will never have though college. (wink)
Last night he took Lisa and I had dinner at the Luxor Steakhouse for dinner.
The service lacked, the meat was FABULOUS and the price was scandalous. (Good thing it was on him. *whew* THANKS!)
I know I am not supposed to look at the bill, but I HAD to... it was $167.00 for three of us. YIKE! By no means is that the highest meal of our lives, but DAMN!
...moral of this story - Luxor Steakhouse: not too hot - just a recommendation.
Yesterday I was home for a few minutes during the day to shower and change clothes.
I think the neighbors are running an illegal day care or something, there are 100 random children in front of my apartment. (...okay that MIGHT be an exaggeration.) but Wes, there were kids riding things I did not know were movable. I SWEAR, there was a kid riding a Webber BBQ. (wink) (...he looked like an alien ready to land.) There were enough Lincoln Logs to reconstruct the White House and enough Barbie's to drive a straight man INSANE! I think a couple of them were even in the corner plotting to take over the world, or maybe it was just the other kids SpongeBob guy. Who knows. (wink)
JUST KIDDING - but in seriousness, it makes me laugh, some weeks I will see NO KIDS for what seems like weeks, then all the sudden, it's like a baby boom in my building.
I am going to try to get some sleep now that the birds are singing. (wink)
I wanted to run to New Orleans for my hick brother's birthday on the 13th.
The flights are too expensive though.
I used SideStep and found one for $217.00 but that is just one way, the others are all upwards of $400.00.
Bro, you get to clebrate your birthday twice. (wink)
Today I have just been at home, in and out of bed, trying to get some updates done.
Check out www.rentboyconfidential.com.
That is one of my other sites, you can get to by clicking the link below OR by going to www.RentBoy.com and clicking the icon on the main page.
I updated it and re-vamped the look.
It is easier to find stuff and now it is in sections.
I still have some work to do and I want to grow it by other escorts and clients writing articles, but that is in time right.
Let me know what you think of it today if you get time.
Las Vegas, Nevada
This diary updates to let you know I am quitting EVERYTHING, moving to SriLanka, taking up fung-shi as a career and I will NOT be able to be reached again...
JUST KIDDING...
DAMN!
It has been a busy weekend for me.
I know it is Wednesday, but it just ended. (wink)
I had some clients all weekend, the last one, JUST ended.
(It's like 5:43 and and he had to leave the hotel to catch his flight. *whew*)
I swear, I can pick out the headboard of every hotel in Vegas.
In all seriousness, one of the job hazards of hooking is that I get emotionally attached to some people. I don't wanna, but it happens. This is one of those cases, he is SUCH a cool guy, gets into some hot stuff (Can I just TELL you how hot it was to watch the cum drip in his mouth from the head of my cock!?) and has probably supported the kid I will never have though college. (wink)
Last night he took Lisa and I had dinner at the Luxor Steakhouse for dinner.
The service lacked, the meat was FABULOUS and the price was scandalous. (Good thing it was on him. *whew* THANKS!)
I know I am not supposed to look at the bill, but I HAD to... it was $167.00 for three of us. YIKE! By no means is that the highest meal of our lives, but DAMN!
...moral of this story - Luxor Steakhouse: not too hot - just a recommendation.
Yesterday I was home for a few minutes during the day to shower and change clothes.
I think the neighbors are running an illegal day care or something, there are 100 random children in front of my apartment. (...okay that MIGHT be an exaggeration.) but Wes, there were kids riding things I did not know were movable. I SWEAR, there was a kid riding a Webber BBQ. (wink) (...he looked like an alien ready to land.) There were enough Lincoln Logs to reconstruct the White House and enough Barbie's to drive a straight man INSANE! I think a couple of them were even in the corner plotting to take over the world, or maybe it was just the other kids SpongeBob guy. Who knows. (wink)
JUST KIDDING - but in seriousness, it makes me laugh, some weeks I will see NO KIDS for what seems like weeks, then all the sudden, it's like a baby boom in my building.
I am going to try to get some sleep now that the birds are singing. (wink)
I wanted to run to New Orleans for my hick brother's birthday on the 13th.
The flights are too expensive though.
I used SideStep and found one for $217.00 but that is just one way, the others are all upwards of $400.00.
Bro, you get to clebrate your birthday twice. (wink)
Today I have just been at home, in and out of bed, trying to get some updates done.
Check out www.rentboyconfidential.com.
That is one of my other sites, you can get to by clicking the link below OR by going to www.RentBoy.com and clicking the icon on the main page.
I updated it and re-vamped the look.
It is easier to find stuff and now it is in sections.
I still have some work to do and I want to grow it by other escorts and clients writing articles, but that is in time right.
Let me know what you think of it today if you get time.
Monday, March 07, 2005
DAILY DIARY:
Las Vegas, Nevada
I had no idea what lied on the eve of Tuesday.
Does that sound dramatic enough?
Now you know, I'd rather walk on my lips than talk bad about someone right? (wink)
The day was tame enough.
Lisa and I went shopping a bit.
(I think... it is like Wednesday when I am writing this and Lord knows I can't even remember what happened this morning...)
I had this insatiable itch to do drag, so I went out and bought some hair.
I can't decide weather to post a photo yet or not, I have a reputation to uphold you know...
Why the FUCK I spent $73.00 on a wig, I have no idea.
I ended up not even doing drag... whatever, the hair is on the shelf.
When I got home, Bobby and I went to Hamburger Mary's.
...on a Monday night.
Karoke night, or should I say SCARE-oke, there were some scary notes belting out of that place. (wink)
Kudo's to them though for getting up there and doing that.
I am of the belief that I should celebrate what I can do well, and KNOW when I can't. (wink)
I thought, Bobby and I would have a good night and just hang out.
I think of Bobby as a good friend, not sexually. Which might be a problem. ARGH!
Anyway, he and Echo and not necessarily the best of friends to begin with - you can see where I am going with this...
Who did I see at HM but Echo. YIKE!
I had him come over and we sat down and all was cool.
Then this online guy I know named Danny came over too, he's cool too, he's got a "loud" personality.
We were all there and then one of the boys that was at Mardi Gras called and said he needed to talk to me. I knew what it was about. He had sex with one of the OTHER boys at Mardi Gras that has some "health issues" and blah, blah, - it just gets messier and messier.
I don't know what to do, I want everyone to be happy, healthy and wealthy.
(..which the latter I was NOT after the bill for all the bitches came that night.)
I did like the SMORES though, they brought you small dishes of marshmallows, chocolate and graham crackers and you heat it over some sterno. It was just like camp, only without the bugs and songs. Wait, there were crazy people singing in the background, nevermind.
I also think it is cute that they bring the bill in a high heel shoe, that's cute. Alright for working a theme! Check out www.hamburgermarys.com for the idea.
Anyway, the night kinda rolled out like a tamer Desperate Housewives, call it Desperate Houseboys tonight.
Bobby and I went to go home, but we stopped by the Gold Coast Casino.
He played thirty some dollars on the penny slots and I played sixteen. He won seventy-three to run home with, I won, well, I still had my wallet. (wink)
..and of course, there is even a story to go with that - we sat down at the penny friggin' slots, about two minutes later, a security guard came over and looked at us both and said, "Boys, I need to see some ID." He said it like he had already infiltrated us both trying to get in his system or something. I think he was discouraged when we were both of age. WELL of age. (wink)
I am glad I look that young, even more glad, they felt the need to rush over to us and meet us like that... (wink)
...feeling more like I am on the BRONZE or GOLD-PLATED Coast...
Las Vegas, Nevada
I had no idea what lied on the eve of Tuesday.
Does that sound dramatic enough?
Now you know, I'd rather walk on my lips than talk bad about someone right? (wink)
The day was tame enough.
Lisa and I went shopping a bit.
(I think... it is like Wednesday when I am writing this and Lord knows I can't even remember what happened this morning...)
I had this insatiable itch to do drag, so I went out and bought some hair.
I can't decide weather to post a photo yet or not, I have a reputation to uphold you know...
Why the FUCK I spent $73.00 on a wig, I have no idea.
I ended up not even doing drag... whatever, the hair is on the shelf.
When I got home, Bobby and I went to Hamburger Mary's.
...on a Monday night.
Karoke night, or should I say SCARE-oke, there were some scary notes belting out of that place. (wink)
Kudo's to them though for getting up there and doing that.
I am of the belief that I should celebrate what I can do well, and KNOW when I can't. (wink)
I thought, Bobby and I would have a good night and just hang out.
I think of Bobby as a good friend, not sexually. Which might be a problem. ARGH!
Anyway, he and Echo and not necessarily the best of friends to begin with - you can see where I am going with this...
Who did I see at HM but Echo. YIKE!
I had him come over and we sat down and all was cool.
Then this online guy I know named Danny came over too, he's cool too, he's got a "loud" personality.
We were all there and then one of the boys that was at Mardi Gras called and said he needed to talk to me. I knew what it was about. He had sex with one of the OTHER boys at Mardi Gras that has some "health issues" and blah, blah, - it just gets messier and messier.
I don't know what to do, I want everyone to be happy, healthy and wealthy.
(..which the latter I was NOT after the bill for all the bitches came that night.)
I did like the SMORES though, they brought you small dishes of marshmallows, chocolate and graham crackers and you heat it over some sterno. It was just like camp, only without the bugs and songs. Wait, there were crazy people singing in the background, nevermind.
I also think it is cute that they bring the bill in a high heel shoe, that's cute. Alright for working a theme! Check out www.hamburgermarys.com for the idea.
Anyway, the night kinda rolled out like a tamer Desperate Housewives, call it Desperate Houseboys tonight.
Bobby and I went to go home, but we stopped by the Gold Coast Casino.
He played thirty some dollars on the penny slots and I played sixteen. He won seventy-three to run home with, I won, well, I still had my wallet. (wink)
..and of course, there is even a story to go with that - we sat down at the penny friggin' slots, about two minutes later, a security guard came over and looked at us both and said, "Boys, I need to see some ID." He said it like he had already infiltrated us both trying to get in his system or something. I think he was discouraged when we were both of age. WELL of age. (wink)
I am glad I look that young, even more glad, they felt the need to rush over to us and meet us like that... (wink)
...feeling more like I am on the BRONZE or GOLD-PLATED Coast...
FUNNY PHYSCIAL TEST: How smart is your right foot??
You must try this--it's amazing and takes only seconds.
How Smart is Your Right Foot?
This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't.
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
Your foot will change direction.
I told you so ..And there's nothing you can do about it
You must try this--it's amazing and takes only seconds.
How Smart is Your Right Foot?
This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't.
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
Your foot will change direction.
I told you so ..And there's nothing you can do about it
BOYS OF THE MOMENT: (3)
I want the one standing up's underwear. Tha's unique and HOT!
How about this one for a cute boy? ...and he has his arms up! YUM! That means ARMPITS!
I love uncuts dicks and hot cumshots! This one is hot because cumming on a guys face is such a hot fantasy of mine. While I think it is hot, I would not do it in my own life. I think it is a fantasy because when it becomes so far removed from being reality, that's what - by essence- makes it a hot fantasy. (So I am NOT known for making things clear when I explain them.) *wink*
- www.PartyWithBrandon.com
I want the one standing up's underwear. Tha's unique and HOT!
How about this one for a cute boy? ...and he has his arms up! YUM! That means ARMPITS!
I love uncuts dicks and hot cumshots! This one is hot because cumming on a guys face is such a hot fantasy of mine. While I think it is hot, I would not do it in my own life. I think it is a fantasy because when it becomes so far removed from being reality, that's what - by essence- makes it a hot fantasy. (So I am NOT known for making things clear when I explain them.) *wink*
- www.PartyWithBrandon.com
DAILY DIARY :
Saturday night I did not even go out.
What is with that?
Brandon Baker on a Saturday night - not going out, what is that about? (wink)
OMG! *runs around room*
I think I am losing it.
Not really. (wink)
I was just so glad to be back in my own bed in my own apartment, I wanted to savor it.
PLUS, I need to be away from drinking for a friggin' night.
Saturday night when Lisa got home, she was crying, she had gotten rear-ended on the way home.
She was a mess.
...and of course, to complicate things, I did not answer my cell phone when she called. YIKE!
When I went out to see the damage, it was bad but minimal.
When I came back in, she told me she did not call the police because she did not know what to do.
I called my dad and he said, "...that's okay, but you still need to go to the police station."
We went to the police station near us and it was closed, so we had to go to the downtown one.
We went and filled out the paperwork there.
We went out to eat somewhere, (I can't remember where.) and then went home and I went to bed.
The next day, Sunday, I woke up about 10:00am the weather was absolutely BEAUTIFUL outside.
It was like around the seventies.
I decided to take a walk just to see how far I could go and still get exercise.
I walked from my apartment (…right behind the Palms Casino) all the way to Circus-Circus.
Of course, I stopped in many places.
The first place I stopped was Treasure Island.
I gambled about $20 and lost. ARGH!
I did get a Grey Goose dirty martini. FABULOUS.
I just headed back onto the strip with my martini glass. (wink)
The second place I stopped was The Stardust.
I did not gamble any money, but I did get a new martini, this one was not that good.
Then I went to Circus-Circus and went to the tequila bar there.
I sat down at a table and realized that the bar was the only thing open, so I moved to the bar and sat next to these two girls. They were both cute. I said something to them and one said, "You are really cute." After I blushed, I kinda led on that I was gay. I am sure they had to know. I stayed there for a maybe an hour and half or so and shared a pitcher of frozen margarita with them. I think they said they were from Indianapolis, that's cool. That's near where my wonderful friend Duane is. (wink)
I headed back The Strip to go home while it was still nice out.
I only made it to Ceaser's before I decided to get a taxi. (ARGH!)
I did not see too many hot boys out, DARN!
When Lisa got home from work we ran some errands.
We went to Target and I got a plant.
I named her Ivy. (…can you guess why.)
We also went to the sex store here.
I wanted this cock ring that is like three rings all attached. CLICK HERE to see what I mean.
I got it in plastic, but I think I want it in metal.
It is too funny to go down the aisle and see people I know on the box covers. (Hello to Cameron Fox, Maxx Deisel (TRANNY PORN!?), and more I saw gracing the cover of boxes….)
I took a shower and went to go see a client at the Bellagio.
I usually see him in New Orleans.
He's really cool, I had a good time and busted a nut that was so HOT!
It was cool to see the Bellagio water show from that high up and from that point of view too. COOL!
On the way home, I went to get in the taxi line and when I told the doorman that I was headed to the Palms the lady behind me was like, "I am going to the Rio, (which is on the way.) wanna go together."
In Vegas, up to four can ride for the price of one so I thought, since my client had tipped me so well, I would treat her to a taxi ride. (…that's how I hope Karma will take care of me.)
Now I don't think she was drunk, but we talked, she was from the bay area in San Francisco and she told me about her four sons. One was a fashion designer.
When we arrived at the Rio, she took out a bill and I was like, "Honey, it's cool, it was nice to meet you and you are just so adorable, I can take care of it." She was INSISTENT on "NO!" and left me with a ten dollar bill for her portion of the ride (which was only $6.80 to begin with, there was no stopping her on her way out. She said, "I am glad to get here safe and you are so cute and nice…"
Okay, so Karma took care of me REAL fast.
The taxi driver was said, "I think she wanted to jump your bones." You should go after her."
I said, "Ummm, there might be one problem with that…."
He said, "Hey I am not prejudice, in fact, here are some free passes to the Rio so you can impress someone."
Okay, this was a friggin' taxi ride home, could anyone be any nicer to me? Jeeshhh…
My point in this is - YOU NEVER KNOW WHO AND WHEN YOU WILL MEET THE NEXT NICE PERSON IN YOUR DAY.
I got home and shortly thereafter, at 1:20am Lisa and I went out to go on an adventure.
We both function much better at night anyway.
We went to The Orleans to gamely with $20.
We both went up and down, I think she was ahead like $40 on the penny machines so we stopped and headed out to get something to eat somewhere else.
We went to The Silverton for breakfast.
I had not been there yet.
It was FABULOUS!
THey have an underwater mermaid show. How hot is THAT? ...and yes, there are HOT mermen too.
I REALLY like that place,
I will be going back there.
During these two days, somewhere I rediscovered AOL Radio.
I love the TOP DANCE station and POP REMIXES. I like the latter more and have had it on the whole time. YEA!
I went to bed and woke up fifty times and peed out all the Mountain Dew, Vodka Martini's and drinks I had all day. (wink)
Now I am up again, it's - wait, hold on and let me see what day it is. (wink)
It's Monday.
Here's the start of another day and the documentation of the past few.
VidkidTimo used to tell me that people think his diary was to tell people about what happened to him, but that it REALLY was his memory, his mind failed (NOT REALLY!) and that it was his brain, he could then look back and know what happened - I am beginning to agree. (wink)
Timo has been some inspiration to me in a lot of ways - here's to him!
Saturday night I did not even go out.
What is with that?
Brandon Baker on a Saturday night - not going out, what is that about? (wink)
OMG! *runs around room*
I think I am losing it.
Not really. (wink)
I was just so glad to be back in my own bed in my own apartment, I wanted to savor it.
PLUS, I need to be away from drinking for a friggin' night.
Saturday night when Lisa got home, she was crying, she had gotten rear-ended on the way home.
She was a mess.
...and of course, to complicate things, I did not answer my cell phone when she called. YIKE!
When I went out to see the damage, it was bad but minimal.
When I came back in, she told me she did not call the police because she did not know what to do.
I called my dad and he said, "...that's okay, but you still need to go to the police station."
We went to the police station near us and it was closed, so we had to go to the downtown one.
We went and filled out the paperwork there.
We went out to eat somewhere, (I can't remember where.) and then went home and I went to bed.
The next day, Sunday, I woke up about 10:00am the weather was absolutely BEAUTIFUL outside.
It was like around the seventies.
I decided to take a walk just to see how far I could go and still get exercise.
I walked from my apartment (…right behind the Palms Casino) all the way to Circus-Circus.
Of course, I stopped in many places.
The first place I stopped was Treasure Island.
I gambled about $20 and lost. ARGH!
I did get a Grey Goose dirty martini. FABULOUS.
I just headed back onto the strip with my martini glass. (wink)
The second place I stopped was The Stardust.
I did not gamble any money, but I did get a new martini, this one was not that good.
Then I went to Circus-Circus and went to the tequila bar there.
I sat down at a table and realized that the bar was the only thing open, so I moved to the bar and sat next to these two girls. They were both cute. I said something to them and one said, "You are really cute." After I blushed, I kinda led on that I was gay. I am sure they had to know. I stayed there for a maybe an hour and half or so and shared a pitcher of frozen margarita with them. I think they said they were from Indianapolis, that's cool. That's near where my wonderful friend Duane is. (wink)
I headed back The Strip to go home while it was still nice out.
I only made it to Ceaser's before I decided to get a taxi. (ARGH!)
I did not see too many hot boys out, DARN!
When Lisa got home from work we ran some errands.
We went to Target and I got a plant.
I named her Ivy. (…can you guess why.)
We also went to the sex store here.
I wanted this cock ring that is like three rings all attached. CLICK HERE to see what I mean.
I got it in plastic, but I think I want it in metal.
It is too funny to go down the aisle and see people I know on the box covers. (Hello to Cameron Fox, Maxx Deisel (TRANNY PORN!?), and more I saw gracing the cover of boxes….)
I took a shower and went to go see a client at the Bellagio.
I usually see him in New Orleans.
He's really cool, I had a good time and busted a nut that was so HOT!
It was cool to see the Bellagio water show from that high up and from that point of view too. COOL!
On the way home, I went to get in the taxi line and when I told the doorman that I was headed to the Palms the lady behind me was like, "I am going to the Rio, (which is on the way.) wanna go together."
In Vegas, up to four can ride for the price of one so I thought, since my client had tipped me so well, I would treat her to a taxi ride. (…that's how I hope Karma will take care of me.)
Now I don't think she was drunk, but we talked, she was from the bay area in San Francisco and she told me about her four sons. One was a fashion designer.
When we arrived at the Rio, she took out a bill and I was like, "Honey, it's cool, it was nice to meet you and you are just so adorable, I can take care of it." She was INSISTENT on "NO!" and left me with a ten dollar bill for her portion of the ride (which was only $6.80 to begin with, there was no stopping her on her way out. She said, "I am glad to get here safe and you are so cute and nice…"
Okay, so Karma took care of me REAL fast.
The taxi driver was said, "I think she wanted to jump your bones." You should go after her."
I said, "Ummm, there might be one problem with that…."
He said, "Hey I am not prejudice, in fact, here are some free passes to the Rio so you can impress someone."
Okay, this was a friggin' taxi ride home, could anyone be any nicer to me? Jeeshhh…
My point in this is - YOU NEVER KNOW WHO AND WHEN YOU WILL MEET THE NEXT NICE PERSON IN YOUR DAY.
I got home and shortly thereafter, at 1:20am Lisa and I went out to go on an adventure.
We both function much better at night anyway.
We went to The Orleans to gamely with $20.
We both went up and down, I think she was ahead like $40 on the penny machines so we stopped and headed out to get something to eat somewhere else.
We went to The Silverton for breakfast.
I had not been there yet.
It was FABULOUS!
THey have an underwater mermaid show. How hot is THAT? ...and yes, there are HOT mermen too.
I REALLY like that place,
I will be going back there.
During these two days, somewhere I rediscovered AOL Radio.
I love the TOP DANCE station and POP REMIXES. I like the latter more and have had it on the whole time. YEA!
I went to bed and woke up fifty times and peed out all the Mountain Dew, Vodka Martini's and drinks I had all day. (wink)
Now I am up again, it's - wait, hold on and let me see what day it is. (wink)
It's Monday.
Here's the start of another day and the documentation of the past few.
VidkidTimo used to tell me that people think his diary was to tell people about what happened to him, but that it REALLY was his memory, his mind failed (NOT REALLY!) and that it was his brain, he could then look back and know what happened - I am beginning to agree. (wink)
Timo has been some inspiration to me in a lot of ways - here's to him!
Saturday, March 05, 2005
GOSSIP: Vicious on Vegas
WARNING: The views expressed in this column are not my own, while I agree with some, others I do not. ...and still others I can not even comment on as I have not seen the shows. (Apparently, JL is much more cultured than me.) *wink*
...for the column as it appears monthly use this link http://www.qvegas.com/jl.htm
I TOTALLY got to give him credit for telling it like he thinks, that part I think is FABULOUS.
...like Paris Hilton would say, "That's HOT!"
Keep an eye on that link above next month for some more shameless gossip from Vegas.
Now even when I am not in Vegas, you can find out what's going on. (wink)
I also have some new CITYPAGES that are coming out on my site with links to bars, my un-inhibited point of view on the city, links to the magazines in that city so when you get there, you know where to look, links to HOT columns like this one, personalities, shopping and more from each city I frequent.
It's time I put this traveling ass to some use huh? (wink)
WARNING: The views expressed in this column are not my own, while I agree with some, others I do not. ...and still others I can not even comment on as I have not seen the shows. (Apparently, JL is much more cultured than me.) *wink*
ON THE TOWN WITH JL
BY JL JORDAN III
The Palms Casino Resort hosted the World Premiere of 20th Century Fox and Regency Enterprise’s film ELEKTRA, starring Jennifer Garner at Brendan Theatres on January 8, 2005. Jennifer looked flawless on the red carpet and denied rumors that she is pregnant.
If you are looking for a great show, see Forbidden Vegas. It’s a funny musical revue that spoofs traditional Vegas acts. The cast is fabulous. This is a no frills show — no special effects, no props, no big screens — just pure entertainment! However, it is forbidden to poke fun at the legendary Gladys Knight. Remove that piece from the show IMMEDIATELY! Forbidden Vegas’ official VIP world premiere pre-party needed some work. Fortunately, they recovered with a delightful after-party.
Pamela Anderson and David LaChapelle were a few of the celebrity guests who attended the Gala Premiere of Cirque du Soleil’s latest creation, KÀ. More than 4000 celebrities, VIPs and media guests celebrated KÀ at the MGM Grand Garden Arena, where they partied in a festive “Global Village” until early light. The show’s title is inspired by the ancient Egyptian belief in the “ka,” an invisible spiritual duplicate of the body that accompanies every human being throughout this life and into the next. Who cares? One Cirque show has water, one has fire, one has sleazy seductive scenes, and they all have midgets flying through the sky. Well, no more. My mouth was open from beginning to end. To be honest, that can be accomplished with a lot less dinero.
Speaking of things that can rock your world. After an eye-popping intro with hot Twinkie boys, We Will Rock You accomplished just that. They rocked me right to sleep. I woke up just in time for the entertaining closing tribute of Queen’s number-one hits.
Rumor has is that there is a “spat” brewing between Frank Marino and his An Evening at La Cage co-stars. Unidentified sources say Marino paid the $15,000.00 for his own star on the Walk of Stars. Frank, you are undoubtedly a good businessman. Are you that desperate to prove to the world that you are a star? Calm down — over twenty years of success on the strip in a dress and heels is a testament to that.
The strangest thing happened to me the other day. I was watching Megan Mullally (Karen of Will & Grace) nibble on some olives when a friend called and invited me to join him for dinner at Olive’s in the Bellagio. Due to the psychic power exhibited by the universe, I quickly accepted the invitation and headed over to enjoy a tantalizing meal on the patio in front of the dancing fountains. No worries — my psychic powers are strictly food-related. Getting to my point, the attentive and detailed oriented service at Olive’s is arguably the best in town, the atmosphere is charming and romantic, the food simply divine, and the music is soft and sassy. Executive chef Steve Mannino creates mouth watering exotic dishes with olives-which I am still researching to see if they are legal. However, if you are on a budget, please save up before making reservations — or consider getting a second mortgage.
Looking for a pre-party spot to hang out? Your prayers to the party GODS have been answered. New management at Hamburger Mary’s has quickly revamped the once bone-tired joint. A great new menu, and cute and witty bartenders give plenty of reason to regularly hang out in the oversized bar area. If you’re looking for an alternative to Starbucks, grab your laptop! Lounge and work in Mary’s new coffee shop, complete with sofas, wireless Internet service and yummy cookies. I recommend going later in the afternoon. There is a server in the coffee shop that I wouldn’t mind tasting. Stop by Thursday nights to see the revamped Drag it Out show hosted by Michelle Holiday (former Miss Gay Las Vegas) who recently added the entertaining talents of SiSi Grant (former Miss Youth Gay Pride) who is also double-booked at the new drag show at Krave.
Speaking of the mega club Krave, they recently premiered their new show, Krave Drag hosted by the talents of Naya Simone (Miss Gay Pride Transgender). Reviews are mixed, so the jury is still out. However, with an all-star drag cast such as Cara Young (make-up artist and stylist to the stars), with good direction, and a good promoter, this show definitely has the potential to succeed. Either way, after a brief dry spell, Krave still rules Saturday nights.
...for the column as it appears monthly use this link http://www.qvegas.com/jl.htm
I TOTALLY got to give him credit for telling it like he thinks, that part I think is FABULOUS.
...like Paris Hilton would say, "That's HOT!"
Keep an eye on that link above next month for some more shameless gossip from Vegas.
Now even when I am not in Vegas, you can find out what's going on. (wink)
I also have some new CITYPAGES that are coming out on my site with links to bars, my un-inhibited point of view on the city, links to the magazines in that city so when you get there, you know where to look, links to HOT columns like this one, personalities, shopping and more from each city I frequent.
It's time I put this traveling ass to some use huh? (wink)
Friday, March 04, 2005
Thursday, March 03, 2005
DAILY DIARY:
I looked on www.male4maleesorts.com and saw that my friend Blue from La was coverboy.
I also saw news that Hooboy, the sites owner, had died, that is quite some news, I have a separate posting on that.
I listened to my voicemail and I must mention this one from my brother.
He is quite the character.
On my voicemail is says, "…sorry I missed your telephone call. Leave me a message and I will call you back."
My brother left me a voicemail that said, "I am glad you said telephone call, but, bro, what is with that? I would be trying to figure out if you miss my dishwasher call? Or my microwave call? What about my duck call?
I have to admit - he's a smart one, that one was cute.
Went to lunch with Wes to Johnny Rockets.
We talked about the INTOUCH Magazine cruise we are going to do in October.
I am going to help him in getting sponsorship for the event.
I went to meet my friend Brad after the invigorating lunch with the ever so lively Wes.
When I called him to tell him I was at the MGM, he was at Palms. Figures that way huh?
He came over to the MGM though.
I was at MGM waiting for him and I put $20.00 in the slot machine.
On the last of the $20 I put seventy-five cents in and won 1600 quarters. That works out to be $400 or something. (Math was not my good subject...)
The machine only paid 1000 quarters, then the guy had to pay me 150.00 in bills. That's a lot of quarters, four casino buckets worth. WOW!
It was so cool to hear the sound of a thousand quarters clang on the tray.
YEA!
We went over to Ceasear's Palace and went to have a drink at the Cheesecake Factory.
I ordered a Red Raspberry martinin that was scrumptous.
Marco had a diet coke and Brad had what I was having.
I also ordered a Snicker's Bar Cheesecake to go.
I ordered a second drink and the waiter said, "…someone thinks you are cute so he paid for this one."
I was like, "What? That is so cool. Who?"
He pointed to a waiter across the room.
Awww…
I left him my phone number.
Later on, he came by and gave me his, he was very nervous and harried, but I have to give him credit for that, that was very bold of him. PLUS, that was no cheap martini, that was a $9.00 drink. (wink)
With my new Nextel phone, I "directly connected" with Rob Ramos in Colorado.
He and Tom are skiing.
I hope they don't fall.
... I hope they make it off the Bunny Slope. (wink)
Brad dropped me off at home and I took a nap.
I love my down comforter on my bed in Vegas.
I looked on www.male4maleesorts.com and saw that my friend Blue from La was coverboy.
I also saw news that Hooboy, the sites owner, had died, that is quite some news, I have a separate posting on that.
I listened to my voicemail and I must mention this one from my brother.
He is quite the character.
On my voicemail is says, "…sorry I missed your telephone call. Leave me a message and I will call you back."
My brother left me a voicemail that said, "I am glad you said telephone call, but, bro, what is with that? I would be trying to figure out if you miss my dishwasher call? Or my microwave call? What about my duck call?
I have to admit - he's a smart one, that one was cute.
Went to lunch with Wes to Johnny Rockets.
We talked about the INTOUCH Magazine cruise we are going to do in October.
I am going to help him in getting sponsorship for the event.
I went to meet my friend Brad after the invigorating lunch with the ever so lively Wes.
When I called him to tell him I was at the MGM, he was at Palms. Figures that way huh?
He came over to the MGM though.
I was at MGM waiting for him and I put $20.00 in the slot machine.
On the last of the $20 I put seventy-five cents in and won 1600 quarters. That works out to be $400 or something. (Math was not my good subject...)
The machine only paid 1000 quarters, then the guy had to pay me 150.00 in bills. That's a lot of quarters, four casino buckets worth. WOW!
It was so cool to hear the sound of a thousand quarters clang on the tray.
YEA!
We went over to Ceasear's Palace and went to have a drink at the Cheesecake Factory.
I ordered a Red Raspberry martinin that was scrumptous.
Marco had a diet coke and Brad had what I was having.
I also ordered a Snicker's Bar Cheesecake to go.
I ordered a second drink and the waiter said, "…someone thinks you are cute so he paid for this one."
I was like, "What? That is so cool. Who?"
He pointed to a waiter across the room.
Awww…
I left him my phone number.
Later on, he came by and gave me his, he was very nervous and harried, but I have to give him credit for that, that was very bold of him. PLUS, that was no cheap martini, that was a $9.00 drink. (wink)
With my new Nextel phone, I "directly connected" with Rob Ramos in Colorado.
He and Tom are skiing.
I hope they don't fall.
... I hope they make it off the Bunny Slope. (wink)
Brad dropped me off at home and I took a nap.
I love my down comforter on my bed in Vegas.
HOOBOY'S DEATH:
When I woke up I heard the news that Hooboy (of www.male4maleescorts.com) had died.
His real name was Michael from what I know.
I do offer sympathy to those who were close to him.
He had a vision and a site that in my opinion has become one, if not the, most trusted names in escorting.
When I woke up I heard the news that Hooboy (of www.male4maleescorts.com) had died.
His real name was Michael from what I know.
I do offer sympathy to those who were close to him.
He had a vision and a site that in my opinion has become one, if not the, most trusted names in escorting.
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