Cute But Psycho

Does that ad really say what I think it says, "Cute But Psycho?" I don't know if that's he first person I will be calling, but hey, a unique approach might land him some business, right?

Huh?

I don't exactly know what he was trying to say here, I think I need a translator.

"I'm Good in Bed, I Sleep a Lot

I like this ad for an escort named Nick in London.
He says, "IM GOOD IN BED, I SLEEP A LOT."
I don't know if that's exactly what makes a good escort, but it does stand to reason that you would be good at what you do often. *wink*

One Word or One Letter

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BUTTERPECANDELIGHT

Here is another one of those ads. Do you know what it's like to call and ask, "Is butterpecan delight available? Yes, I need to verify some information on a new ad. Butter. Pecan. Delight. ...that's right."
He's knows about the shift key too, that's good.

"What was he trying to do?"

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Spell Check

I'd hire him to spell check my documents. (Not that I have much room to talk.)

"What did he really mean?"

I love this text I saw in an ad today.
Full escort - well, thank God he's not a half escort. *whew*
...and by appointment. Well man, that means no walk-ins. Damn.

SATISFACTION GUARANTEED

Okay, this is irking me...

I keep seeing "SATISFACTION GUARANTEED" in so many ads on www.RentBoy.com.
CLICK HERE to see what I mean. (It'll do the search on the site for you.)
At the time of this posting, there were 60 boys who have the words "SATISFACTION GUARANTEED" in his ad.

I mean, for real now, do they know what that means?
Do you think an escort is really going to give money back if the experience didn't meet the clients expectations?
Maybe they will.
*breathes*
Now there will be some exceptions. I understand that.

...but when I see something like that, I think, "Okay if I don't have an experience that meets my satisfaction, I can ask for a portion of the money back."
When I see it at hotels or on products, I am more likely to chose that product, yes. I am with most consumers when I think, "Oh, at least theres a guarantee, I can get my money back if I don't like it. (...even though 70% of the time, it's not worth the time it takes. Which is generally what the big business relies on - that the consumer won't go through the effort.)

It doesn't always happen, but I TEND to choose my text in life in in my blog carefully. That's the only reason this gets to me so much.
...and just for reference:

guar·an·tee (grn-t)

n.

1. Something that assures a particular outcome or condition: Lack of interest is a guarantee of failure.

2.

a. A promise or an assurance, especially one given in writing, that attests to the quality or durability of a product or service.

b. A pledge that something will be performed in a specified manner.

3.

a. A guaranty by which one person assumes responsibility for paying another's debts or fulfilling another's responsibilities.

b. A guaranty for the execution, completion, or existence of something.

4. A guarantor.

tr.v. guar·an·teed, guar·an·tee·ing, guar·an·tees

1. To assume responsibility for the debt, default, or miscarriage of.

2. To assume responsibility for the quality or performance of: guarantee a product.

3. To undertake to do, accomplish, or ensure (something) for another: guaranteed to free the captives; guarantees freedom of speech.

4. To make certain: The rain guarantees a good crop this year.

5. To furnish security for.

6. To express or declare with conviction: I guarantee that you'll like this book.

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[Alteration of Middle English garant, warranty, from Old French; see guaranty.]

Clever Ad Text

...clever ad text huh?

Spread the Word

Contagious

I know he meant it in the context of talking about his smile, but that's a word I would not necessarily want to use on www.RentBoy.com.

Know what I mean?