On Saturday, we went to GayDay at the Magic Kingdom in Orlando.
This is most of the group I went to the happiest place on earth with on "Tom Saywer's Island." at the fort. Chris was cool enough to take this photo with Howard of all the boys.
Now, GayDay is not an official event at Disney, but it sure looked like one.
You are supposed to wear red shirts to signify that you are with that unofficial event. Naturally, when one of the guys in our group asked where another went, I answered, "Just look for the red shirt." and tuned fifty shades of red myself when I realized how silly I sounded. *wink* (I'm used to it.)
Highlights were:
A NEW SIGN OF TROUBLE* This sign Scott Adler gives new life to, "You can't run away from trouble. ...ain't no place that far." Can I just resound that? I don't know how far he has to run, but I would be called Marathon Man for a new reason. I think this was at Splash! Mountain where the theme is the "Brer Rabbit". I least I think that is what it was all about. Okay, that's a 70's movie. I know anamatronics are expensive and stuff, but man, they keep it pretty dust free for being as old of a ride as the year 1971. That was the most time I have spent with young Scott. It was fun. His wit is as sharp as his cute body, but I won't go there. (I just did.)
FLASH MOUNTAIN*Speaking of
Splash Mountain I would love to show you the photo that they take as you are coming down the drop into the water, but I can't. Why? I didn't want to get wet, so I ducked into my friends lap. (It worked, I was dry as the Mojave as they rung out clothing. *hehe*) In the photo, it appears that I was giving him head on the way down the ride, so they put a big image of a deadbolt lock on the image so no one could see it. ARGH! If you take a look at
THIS Los Angeles Times article of why it was "Flash Mountain" I can see why they locked our photo. Leave it to me to have my Splash Mountain photo blocked. Nice, Brandon.
INTERACTIVE MICKY* My friend Brian had me hold this Micky Mouse doll on my belt the time we wandered around the fairy filled park. It had a cell phone clip so it was comfortable. I know, I know, you want to say, "Okay, Brandon, that's a nice story. So boys looked at your Micky, right? What's so big about that?" (You mean my Micky or the story? I digress.) *realigns self with story* This Micky was an "Interactive Micky." His nose was actually an infared sensor and he vibrated like a cell phone at specific points in the park. Believe it or not, most of the vibrations were when we were near a giftshop. How about that? Go figure. Otherwise, he told crazy jokes all day too like, "Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants to the golf course?" "He was afraid he would get a hole in one." Yea, that's what I said too. He warned me that the parade would start in a few minutes and of other special things. It's like I had a personal stuffed guide that told jokes as stupid as me the entire time. I think it was actually a punishment now that I think about it. Seriously, though, the concept is pretty cool though.
SIGHTINGS* I saw lots of friends and made new ones. This photo is of Ben Campbell from
www.Boyzparty.com who I saw there. That was cool. I haven't seen him in ages. He looks GREAT!
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST* Brian had these shirts made up that were designed as a duo. He wore one and I wore the other. His said BEAST and mine said BEAUTY. I think we got them confused, but hey. What a HOT idea? They were a hit.
ROLLIN' *The parade was cool actually too. I didn't think it would be. I fuckin' love the villain float. It had Cruella DeVille (I think, maybe I thought she should be on there, I can't remember and my photos don't help.) Jafar from Alladin, Ursula from Little Mermaid and some other wicked bitches were on the float. I so wanted to jump up there, but refrained from doing so.
I love the dynamics of the park. I mean a few moments after the parade waltzed onto Main Street, there were some quiet large vacuums that cleaned up every little piece of trash. (...besides some of the boys that I was with.) I say it's a Micky Mouse operation, but I mean that. I am fascinated with Disney as a culture. ...or cult. Whatever.
LUCKY BITCH*As we left the raft from Tom Sawyer's Island and I was thinking Huckeberry Hound (...no wait, that's Hanna-Barbarra) Huckleberry Finn was a classic minipulator, and how I am glad we didn't sink the raft, we came around the corner and these official Disney people stopped us and started counting us and said, "Please wait here, sir." I thought, "Oh great, I am in trouble now. I did something on the island and the security camera disguised as an acorn caught me and now I am going to Disney jail. OH SHIT." Of course, another example of my luck and how it is out of control fabulous. We won some random daily prize called the "Magic Moments." Basically, a special team gives away limited edition prizes that you simply can't buy anywhere and that you have to have a "magic moment" to get. (Okay? My Magic moment on the island was a little earlier. Shhhh!) You can find out more about the BRILLIANT marketing program
HERE. I swear.
So you can see how we helped put the gay in GayDays. (You should have heard the crowd roar when Peter Pan said, "Tinkerbell wants to know, do you believe in faeries?" AMAZING!)
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I love these photos of Jesse Santana and his boyfriend at GayDays in Orlando.
While we did do GayDays at the Magic Kingdom Park at Disney in Orlando, we also had quite the party at the hotel we were staying at.
*Doorway Dancers - as the boys from FabScout left, a few of them danced in the doorway. We had this huge arrow pointing to the doorway and had the logo underneath it. The boys would dance there for a minute and draw attention and then head to the booth to sign autographs.
*Shequida - I got to see the world famous female impersonator at the event. He's so cool and nice to me. I like him. He had a cute friend with him who I truly thought was adorable. He worked in hotels so I had even more in common with him. He would have nothing to do with me. I tried for a few minutes to be polite and find out more about him, but then he went off with this other boy, so I said "Fuck it." Shequida knew I liked him so he kept pulling stints like, "Brandon I need a new drink and I need to take him with you." which was way cool. Thanks Shequida.
* FabScout Boys
Riley Burke
Doggie-Style
On Saturday, we went to GayDay at the Magic Kingdom in Orlando.
A NEW SIGN OF TROUBLE
INTERACTIVE MICKY
SIGHTINGS
You can check out the boys of Rentboy.com in Orlando this weekend. We are joining the boys of FabScout.com at a porn star booth at the Parliament House Resort (www.parliamenthouse.com).
