Valentine's Day Knife Holder

My friend sent this to me as an interesting Valentine's Day gift. "Interesting" would be saying the least. *wink*
http://dealnews.com/lw/artclick.html?2,275809,905509
One of my other porn star/escort friends used to have a red one of these clever cleaver holders in his kitchen. Let's hope he doesn't get an Valentine's Day ideas. YIKE*

Amazon Wish List

When I hear that I think I am headed to the jungle or something. (...concrete jungle that is.)

I started my own Amazon.com Wish List.
My mom asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I didn't really know, so I picked out a few things I like on Amazon.

The idea is really cool and it sure would help if everyone I know had one of these, huh?
I do think it's kind of tacky, but so are alot of things in life.
If anything, it gives you more insight into what kind of person someone is right? I am still deciding if knowing more about someone is a curse or blessing though.

Freudian Slip-pers

OMG! Isn't this just the cutest thing you ever did see?
It's another holiday gift idea from PartyWithBrandon. *wink*

Freudian Slippers
Get it? ...Freudian slip? ...slippers? ...too cute.

A Freudian slip, or parapraxis, is an error in speech, memory, or physical action that is believed to be caused by the subconscious mind.

Sticky Notes that Speak to You

My friend Tom gave me these hilarious sticky notes this weekend.
I went to the website and found some more, but I think I got some of the funniest.
He got me ones that say,

"BLAH, BLAH, BLAH" at the top (...and it even has a checkbox for BLAH.)
"TOP SECRET" (...with the standard notice of dissemination.) (...that's too funny for a sticky note.)
"REMEMBER THIS" (...with a checkbox for "REMEMBERED".)
"BURN THIS"

The website for the company that makes them has some other pretty funny stuff as well. You can see what I mean at http://www.knockknock.biz/. (I love this "SeasonED Greetings" on the main page. *hehe*)