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What are the Odds? I was Pooped On by a Bird Today

I always say this, but "What are the chances?" I was hit by bird poop today. I mean, for real now, what are the chances of being hit by bird poop?
I was standing waiting to cross the street in Los Angeles and I felt this quick "thunk" on my neck and was like, "Oh no, that did not just happen." I asked Scott, who I was going to a CHICKEN burrito with and he laughed so hard he cried.

A whole bunch of things ran through my head as I thought, don't touch it with your hands, wait until you get a napkin. I thought, "Oh my God, I am going to the Avian Flu." Does this mean I have good luck? (I am sure it does is some cultures.) I had hoped it was good luck. It could be construed as bad luck, but you know what, this is just further proof that I am one of the luckiest people on earth that I know.
I just wanted it off me. I thought I was going to throw up. ...but you know what? I still FEEL pretty lucky. Dirty but lucky.

Seriously though, what are the freakin' chances that you would be hit by the fecal matter of a bird in the air. There are alot of birds, and man, I know they have to drop it like it's hot too, but there is so much more, MUCH more land that it could end up on. I took to the internet and found THIS SITE with these statistics:

The World to End: 1,000,000/1
You lose your job: 100/1
Your spouse leaves you: 500/1
You throw out your back: 250/1
You go bankrupt: 500/1
You get a flat tire: 50/1
You break your leg: 100/1
A bird will poop on you: 100/1
You will get sick: 50/1
You will get locked out of your house/apt: 50/1
Your car will get towed: 100/1
You will get a ticket (speeding, parking, etc.): 50/1
You will lose all your hair: 250/1
Your car will get stolen: 100/1
You will place a winning bet at BetUS.com: 1/1 EVEN ODDS
You will hit a Royal Flush at BetUS.com poker site: 250/1
You will find money: 50/1
You will slip on banana peel: 100/1
You will win the lottery: 500/1

I don't know how accurate they are, but accurate enough.

SIDE NOTE: Check out THIS SITE I found while I was looking for the odds of being pooped on by a bird. (OUT OF CONTROL)

New Los Angles Times Billboard - Pull

How true is that? I LOVE this new billboard for the Los Angeles Times that I have seen around time.
WELL DONE and WELL SAID!

My Fridge Talks

I have all these gay words on my fridge at home. I think there are like 5000 words and you just arrange them to say what you want. It's cool. (I mean that, get it? It's a fridge.) They are gay cause they are in pink. Just kidding, they are "gay" because they deal with being gay.

I always invite my friends to put something up when they are there and I try to get the fridge to reflect what I am feeling when I go to it to get something out of it all the time. I never know what I am going to find when I take a gander.

The other day I went over and I guess Rusty had put a few things up. He put PROMISCUOUS LY and MONOGAMOUS up together. What's he trying to say? ...about who? How about that for a conundrum? (I love that word.)

The other one that I thought was good was NELLY TOP. Can I have two please?

See, now you know what I mean when I said, "My Fridge Talks"

Royal Mail Brandon

I am such a dork. I wore this costume to work today. When I was in New Orleans last time, I got this rare outfit from the Royal Mail service in the United Kingdom. I like the overalls, the hat is a bit much, but it does complete the ensemble.
Now I know I think I am the Royal MALE, but today, it was the Royal MAIL boy.

(I was hoping most people wouldn't catch the UNITED STATES Postal Service envelope in my hand, but I made sure that it was a GLOBAL mail envelope.)

New Furniture for the Porno Palace

I went this week to get new furniture for my apartment. I have alot of guests coming and so many porn stars sleep over at times, I can't have them sleeping on towels and eating off an overturned milk carton. (Okay, that's a bit of an exaggeration, but you know what I mean.) I went to this store called Hotel Surplus Outlet. (Read my blog about that HERE.) I am so excited with what I got. (...and the TOTAL bill was less than I probably would have spent on one new couch.) The stuff is very durable 'cause it was in a hotel. I think it's the way to go.
Here's the couch in front of my glass coffee table. The table I have had, the sleeper sofa came from the newly remodeled Renassiance hotel by Marriott.

My favorite thing, the armoire came from the Beverly Hilton. It's huge and is actually two pieces. You can see the mini fridge (How cool is that?) and the hotel safe (...from EBay) that look like they have the perfect home now in the 'Porno Palace'.


The desk is REALLY cool and also came from the former Beverly Hilton. It has a pull out desktop space on the left and a drawer on the right. The top of the desk is glass so you can see through it. I REALLY like the desk. It's really heavy too. This is the best find I think. (Thank goodness it goes with the armorie.)

The mirror is really heavy and huge too. It came from Barnaby's in Santa Monica.

...even though I spend alot of time in hotels, it's a good thing I am fascinated with them.
Hoorray for my new furniture.

Morgan's Big Hard Dorive is Shaped Like a Lego

I like cool stuff. (...that's no surprise.) Morgan got a new hard drive today that is shaped like a big Lego. I think he said it's like 300 Gigabytes, that's alot of space. I can safely say, "Morgan has a big hard drive."

Waking Moments

This is what's it's like 20 minutes after everyone at the 'Porno Palace' has woken up and the day has begun. Each one of these photos is about 20 minutes after I woke up.

Kyle is flipping me off, but he made the bad and it looks good. He said, "My head hurts." I said, "Good it's killing me too." *wink*

I am still trying to figure out what day of the week it is, what time zone I am in and who is the bed with me - JUST KIDDING! Really, I am just kidding.

"In all the American land, he's the fairest of them all. "

Rusty is still in his bed with the sheets over him.

Dogs in the Paper Trail

....even the dogs in the office I work at get caught up in the paper trail. *wink*

A Trip to the Mall with Rusty and Brandon

Rusty and I went to the mall where Angel works a few days ago to see him and start on some Christmas shopping. Rusty did some, I ended up only buying myself some new nametags.

Here are some sights (...and sounds) from the trip.

Rusty said, "I wonder how much is in there." I wanted to push him in and say, "Find out."


Here is me sitting next to the fountain on the edge looking up at the glass ceiling. (Hummmmm?) I zoomed in and took a photo of me in my Robin shirt. Wait, so that means I was taking a photo of me taking a photo.


...and here is a video of the fire alarm going off at the mall. People seemed really concerned huh?

Rusty and I took Angel some flowers just because we love him. He's so great to us so we wanted to show him how much we love him as a friend. Rusty and I both took one side of the flower arrangement we got for him since we split the cost and went in carrying it like we were fighting over who would give it to him. *wink*

In the News: Falling Shopping Cart Hits Woman

Forget worrying about the sky falling, now worry about shopping carts. Can you believe this news story? I mean, can you even imagine? Frankly, it kind of scares me. For goodness sake, be careful out there people. http://www.nbc4.tv/news/10148628/detail.html I should actually get right on this and start an insurance program for this type of accident. I bet she'd reccommend it.

...what would you have done if you went shopping at the time of this news story? http://www.nbc4.tv/news/10192514/detail.html

Boy of the Moment and Adult Industry Lesson of the Moment

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Men of Mortuaries Calendar

Okay, it seems now not just ANYONE, but EVERYONE has a calendar.
My friend Douglas alerted me to this calendar that he read about in INLA Magazine.
Now every day in 2007 a different and buff funeral director can remind me what day of the year it is.
Kudos to them...

http://www.menofmortuaries.com/

RentBoy.com in Online Escorting Segment on CBS

My boss Tom, did an interview with Marcia Kramer of CBS news for a segment she is doing called, "New York Underground." The content is about online escorting. (...that's probably why they thought of us huh? ) The original segment will air on the east coast Friday, November 6, 2006 at 11:00pm on CBS television. (...it's like when they say, "...story at 11:00." you know, the old cliche' about the news only this time, it's for real.) I am excited to see the piece.

On a "funny-for-us-not-for-them" story, Tom said, "When the camera crew went outside after the interview, the car was towed. We have the Halloween parade today you know."

To find out more about the interviewer go to http://wcbstv.com/bios/local_bio_203134125.html. If you want to find out more about the interviewee, Tom Weise, just ask me. *wink*

I like to hear about stuff like this because it makes me feel more progressive about the sex industry.

San Diego Pride Comments on the RentBoy.com Float

In the “Quote Unquote” section a letter to the editor regarding San Diego Pride reads:

“Many entries featured scantily clad participants, mostly men, gyrating suggestivelt to loud, throbbing music. Float titles included “In Dmood for Decedance.” Simulated sex acts were performed in several entries and advertised many gay bars, pornography vendors and male prostitution businesses. A rider in the RentBoy.com convertible flashed the devil sign with his hand.”

...as originally published in the ‘San Diego News Notes’

I was so excited to see we made a Catholic newspaper too. *wink*

Wanna see what they were talking about?
http://www.partywithbrandon.com/photopages/sandiegopride2006.htm

...and special thanks to my friend Tom for forwarding this to me and letting me know it was in the paper in San Diego last week.

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Boy of the Moment - Ricky Martinez Under the Welcome to Las Vegas Sign

Kudos to Ricky Martinez of Las Vegas. Not because he can suck his own cock, not because I hear good things about him here and there, not because I liked him at HustlaBall Las Vegas, but because this photo is FABULOUS!

I see so many photos when I do the ad revisions on www.rentboy.com. I mean, it's hard to do something original - this photo of him underneath the Las Vegas sign at night sucking his own cock is HOT! (Now that takes some balls. ...and I hear he has those too to go with his big cock.)

I have seen some photos where a boy hung a hanger from a dry cleaner from his cock that said "We Love Our Customers" - that's an original idea too. I should put my top 10 picks of original photos on www.rentboy.com, huh? Well, this one of Ricky Martinez would certainly be in it.

If These Shower Walls Could Talk

It happened again...
...awhile back I blogged about a headboard in this photo of two beautiful boys and I said something like, "You know you have been an escort too long when you know the headboards at hotels." I mean, really, it was a photo of two hot boys sucking each other and I pick out the headboard. (I searched for the original blog so I could link to it, but I could not find it easily, so I moved on...)
This photo of a new RentBoy in Chicago was in the approval "bin" today and when I saw it, I thought, "I know that shower wall." I called my friend in Chicago and asked him about it and he said, "Yup, that's it."
CRAZY!

Potato Soup

I love random blogs. Brandom blogs, I mean. Ones that really come out of left field.

Today while the boys (Kyle and Rusty) were sleeping and after Lexxx had already left, I made some yummy potato soup. Nothing special, it was the kind that you pour out of the can and that you mix with a can of milk. I forked the soup too. *wink* I mixed in some New Orleans Tony Chachere's Cajun spice and then enough fresh cracked pepper that I had to sneeze. (FABULOUS! ...that's how I know there is enough. I love pepper.)
I just heated it in the microwave. Tacky huh? Rusty always makes stuff like that, (...even Ramen noodles.) on the stove.
When it was done I put some shredded cheese on the top and man, was it good.

...and this totally Brandom thought brought to by Campbells soup, Tony Chachere's Cajun spice and the restaurant that I stole the pepper grinder from. (Thank you.)

Halloween Ride

This is a photo of my Halloween ride at work today. (I ran into my office for a bit today.)

*woka, woka*

I don't really ride a broom to work each day, but I thought it would be cute since it is Halloween.

Halloween New Orleans

I am missing Halloween in New Orleans.
ARGH!

Site of the Moment - GayPornLover Blog

Sometimes you just have a few extra moments online and you want to see more 'Boys otf the Moment'. Here's a link that will help you fill a few moments. http://gaypornlover.blogspot.com/

Boys of the Moment - Brandom Boys

Cockblock Halloween

Cockblock, (...a monthly and fairly scandalous party here in Los Angeles.) was not too happening last night. The cover is $45.00 but it is all you can drink so that was good. Too bad I was not in the mood to drink, I had like three cranberry and off brand vodka before I rounded up Angel who dressed as a tiger, or a cat, or some feline thing along with Kyle who was a sexy sailor boy.

The last thing I want to do is talk bad about the promoters, 'cause trust me, I know what planning an event is like and I gotta hand it to them.

We ran into (...well not ran into, I mean we were walking and SAW...) Andy and his not so new beau, Eric. Eric always looks good. Does he have off days?
I also saw Marshall, another cutie RentBoy in Los Angeles and San Diego. He was dressed up as a UPS man. "Special deliveries in the rear."

I am also scared of clowns and the venue it was at was like this freaky, haunted circus fun house type thing. I guess you can rent it all year round for your event. I can't imagine kids not leving screaming and having nightmares for a week. It's not like a haunted house or anything, from my understanding, it's more like a reception hall.

Here are some other photos from the night...

Jack London is known for bartending in the buff with his big uncut cock.

I have one word for these two - "Holiday Inn". Well, you know what I mean. Two words.
The cutie patootie with Marshall (UPS on the right...) with Jonathan Chang in the middle. I must say, Jonathan's hair was looking fierce last night. It was giving me 'Something About Mary' but was one of the fiercest hair nights for the dynamic one.

I don't recall this from the circuses when I was little. I wonder if he's a "Big Top?" Get it? *wink* I certainly like that the boys get naked - that's hot.


Can Angel do something that is not "cute?" I just want to see him haul off and rip a goat to shreads or something that does not conjure images of cuddly little kitty cats napping gently and purring. Gnash and tear something apart for goodness sake. *whew* If Angel Benton were any "better" at being "good" I don't know what I would do.

I read somewhere that the theme of the night was "Cirque de Whorres" or something like that. Nifty huh?

Kyle and I went home and had ridiculously, hot, wild, sex like you would picture a circus duo to do in the trapeeze in honor of the event. There was no cockblocking at my apartment last night. Sex last night ranks up there in the top 3 rings, I mean top 3 times I have had sex.
We had a fight earlier in the day and did not make much progress from about 9:20pm until 11:15pm. Something happened (I don't know what, it just did.) at 11:15pm and we moved on closing the night wondering why I can't put him on mute and just enjoy the playtime. *wink* JUST KIDDING! Kyle and I are building a relationship that will last, that's important to me.

If you want to see more of the photos from last night's 'Cockblock' event CLICK HERE, or copy and paste this link http://www.partywithbrandon.com/partywithbrandonv5/photos/cockblock27octhalloween/index.html. ...and don't say you didn't understand the one where Angel is lifting his leg against the brick wall. *wink*