I woke up early and was uncomfortable at home with Andy and his friend so I decided to go for a walk to see if I could cool down. (...and you KNOW that's bad when I had just woke up!)
YIKE!
I went to Sav-On Drugstore to get some hair gel that I like.(It is called BIG SEXY HAIR or something, the blue stuff...)
...plus, I wanted to drive the car, I like having an SUV this week.
I ended up with some and Axe giftbox, (...it's a good size for traveling....) some chocolate milk and some safety pins and no hair gel.
Next I went to Rite-Aid to see if THEY had the hair gel.
Nope, but I did want a new notebook and some conditioner.
What could the next impluse be?
Only a few minutes to decide...
*waits*
It's a sausage, egg and cheese McMuffin from McDonalds.
...really, I just did not want to go back home.
I got the yummy sandwich and swear I had it eaten before I pulled out of the driveway.
I drove the TrailBlazer down Wilshire, parked it by the house and walked around the block twice.
... to further avoid going back to the boys, I parked the car, grabbed my faux IPOD and I went to the park and made a few calls and enjoyed the sun.
I felt like I had gotten more done this morning then all week.
FINALLY, I went back to the house to tell the boys it was time to go.
No matter what fucked up feelings were in my head, when I do an event like this, my body and appearance has to look like I am at the best event of the year, so I put it all aside or down the bib of the overalls I decided to wear today.
I am confident that my issues will still be there when I am done with whatever I have to do during the day, so these days, it is much easier to deal with stuff and make it look like nothing is the matter.
Begin Day Two of the Gay Erotic Expo: ENTER STAGE LEFT: Enter with a FABULOUS attitude and some hot overalls that expose alot of my fake-tanned skin and Abercrombie boxer-briefs as they fall off.
We walked in three minutes before they let the line of patrons in.
*whew*
...just in time.
The show was indeed crowded.
Right away, I saw Allan with AllWorlds.
I can't believe I did not get to hook-up with him.
He is UNCUT, that is HOT!
He had a "GAY 4 PAY" shirt on that was hot!
(It was the second hottest shirt I saw though, the first was one that said HOOKER.)
...and like I had ANY room to talk, look at this photo where I have one overall strap off. H-E-L-L-O, the 80's called, they want thier style back! *wink*
As the first stage show of three started it played stand to some high-profile porn stars like:
Fredrick Ford (...always a reliable and HOT ride isn't he?)
Tony Bishop (...who I have heard of but not met. I wish he was taller, then I could see him.)
Brad Benton (...who yes, DID just take the bar exam. NOT that bar baby, the REAL bar! He's about to defend us!)
...and who walked up the stage steps next? The beautiful boys of Adonis Pictures. Andy Kirra, Bobby Williams, and Trevor Knight. They did a hot threesome kiss. Nice. (One of the Adonis boys, I couldn't tell which one from my position went on the stage buck-ass naked. I practically needed a traffic helicopter to see the stage.) Bobby and Andy TORE it up on that stage, let me tell you. H-O-T-T!
Jackie Beat, the event hostess, made a comment that it might be called the Gay Erotic Expo but that it was a pervert convention.
How right she was.
...but wait, there's more. The CoCoBoys/FlavaMen went on stage.
Today was much hotter than yesterday as far as naked boys.
I don't know what was up, well wait, yes I do, GHB. That was what was up.
NOT for all the boys. I am not saying that they ALL did it, but I know a couple of them "aided" the excitement of the event with the chemical that I also have been known to indulge in. I can speak from first-hand experience, it DOES losen up feelings of shyness and DEFINITELY makes you feel more sexual.
Speaking of drugs, the hostess Jackie Beat mentioned herbal ecstasy at one point.
There was a booth at the event that had product for sale and someone knew how to get free stage time and mention - give the drag queen some free.Well, someone please let her know that her suggestive sell worked.
I sent Rusty to get two bottles.
Check out www.pleasurepill.com.
I'll tell you later how it worked later - full report from the bathroom at 11:00.
My dear, dear Andy came to the RentBoy booth and make quite an appearance.
Well, that is one way of putting it.
This photo proves how shy he was today. *wink* "Whadda ya mean, this isn't the tanning bed?" A-B-C-D-E-F-G: the latter being the operative letter.
GHB makes you very horny and sexually charged. It is called "swirling" because of the feeling it gives you.
About 3/4 of the way through, Adonis' charge, Jeremy Spencer came by and looked at Andy sitting down naked with a big crowd thinking they were the paparrazzi and said to Andy, "I have someone I'd like you to meet."
Now I may be wrong here, but I would translate: (...and with no higher praise for him for tactfully removing him from the situation. WELL DONE Jeremy!) "Andy, if you are going to et naked, do it at our booth, not this one.)
We worked the floor and the crowd answering questions about RentBoy and HustlaBall.
"What does RentBoy do?"
"We mow lawns."
I want to make it clear that Adonis' booth right on the entryway was most certainly the buzz.
All day people swarmed the booth, the boys at the booth were HOT and engaging in sex all day.
Adonis had it going on!
Bobby Williams, big-dicked Trevor Knight and Andy Kirra showed everyone else what attention really meant.
...doing events like this for awhile now - THAT is what people remember and what people talk about.
WELL DONE!
As the focus moved to the stage show...
Dillion Press and mention that he has done 35 films took stage. (WOW! That's alot!)
Then the hot guys of Raging Stallion Studios shed clothes...
"Inhibitions? Not here? I'm sorry, I think you have a wrong number!" *wink*
Although EVERYTHING stopped when the StraightCollegeMen went up on stage.
I fell RIGHT into thier trap and lust after all thier bodies!
..but once again, I have to hand it to Jackie Beat and give her props for her wit. The boys MAY not be ENTIRELY that straight, we can let that go. But we KNOW they are not COLEGE MEN, most can't say thier name. *wink*
This pictures shows how much attention was focused on them and gives reason that I lost track of the stage and payed attention to the patrons at the booth after that...
While I was at the booth, a lady came by and asked if I would be interested in doing straight porn? She asked Rusty first. *wink*
WHOA!
Do I LOOK like I would be interested?
She said it would be girls with strap-ons.
I looked at a movie cover with the credits and my eyes immediately went to the name Brittney Andrews name.
Oh dear.
Last time I was with her was on Jason Curious radio show on KSEX. She is more of a top that alot of guys I have been with. When I did that show with her, she drank some beer, spit it on me, threw me on the floor, pulled my pants down and shoved her high heel up my butt. I think she even said, "Do what your momma tells you!"
"Ummmmmm, no thanks miss, thank you for thinking of me. You have a cute dog in a bag on my table though."
Uh-oh, this is when I heard another tale from the bathroom, this one not to hot though.
One the boys, no names mind you, I'd rather walk on my lips than talk bad about someone, was in the bathroom throwing up.
I guarantee my name is going to come up. (...along with his lunch.)
I hear the situation was diffused real quickly.
I saw Ben from LA pride, he is so nice.
He gave me some feedback about the "redesign" of my site.
I appreciate feedback.
It helps me.
Now you've seen it on pictures here...
...you've read about it in this blog...
...and well, apparently so did someone's else because the police showed up.
One of the event staff came over and said, "No more masturbation, touching, or anything else. People decided to show up. We have to be careful.
Ahhhhh...
No more nudity.
As far as events go though, you'd think no one every saw a dick in here they way the crowd RAN to anywhere they heard that someone was whipping it out.
...but just when you though, "Wow, it has to be winding down huh?"
It gets better.
Bathroom sex anyone?
Don't forget to invite security.
...or they will invite themselves.
I did not get to confirm this report, but I heard security brought two boys out from having sex in the stall in the restrooms.
I don't blame them - the trough was not hot enough.
...but here's a photo of Andy looking HOT enough to melt butter.
The baby poop yellow walls REALLY got me going too.
Everyone knows by now, that I would rather walk on my lips than talk bad about someone, so I won't mention any name, but *whew* he RACKED up today on offenses.
...by NO MEANS am I trying to make anyone feel bad here, in fact, quite the opposite. If there was an awards show for scandal - he wins today.
One that I am more comfortable mentioning names though is Lexx Parker with his two of his"girlfriends."
Last time I saw Lexx was at the 2004 Grabby's when I was backstage sprinkling glitter from a ziploc bag onto my hair. When he came in and saw me reaching in the baggie, he spun around and said, "Girl! Put those drugs away, they are taking pictures!" I laughed and said, "Honey, if this was a bag of drugs, we would not be in Chicago, we would be at Betty Ford. It's glitter."
Now please don't ask where all this catty-ness came from. I don't know.
First of all, it took all my might to not reach for the back of his blonde locks and tuck the tag in on his knit ummmm... whatever it is - bandanna, ski-thinngie he had around his head. Apparently it was too tight.
Then, if I was any quicker, I would have taken a photo with him so you can see what I mean when I say, "Does your girlfriend didn't have any make-up on is because you used it all?"
Lexx ALWAYS is at the TOP of fashion though. No matter HOW fucked up he looks, he has HOT labels on.
What's more is that on the way out of the parking garage, he pulled out with one of the biggest SUV's I have seen.
WOW!
He mentioned he has a "sponsor". (I'm just glad he knows such a big word!)
If that's part of the deal - GO AHEAD honey! HOT!
Okay, that's enough gossip and talking about people for now.
*slaps hand*
"ENOUGH - BRANDON BAKER!"
WAIT - to the boy to the right: "Yes, I did stalk you all day!" *wink*
I kept trying to snap a few photos when I thought he wasn't looking.
This boy was BEAUTIFUL!
We ran by Jewel-Osco on the way home so I could by some hair gel.
I woke up again and we went to eat at the Dairy Queen with Honey West and her friend Ray.
I spent some time today on the computer searching photos and information about the storm.
