I always hate to hear things like this, but if you are in or around Miami, the escort alert is on high. (I hope the boys aren't.)Smokey the Bear has the forest fire alerts. (Does David Forest have the same alert?)
"Amber Alert!" belongs to the US Department of Justice. (What about Andrew Justice?)
Homeland Security hails the "National Threat Advisory" alerts, so we need one too.
This was addressed to the southern Florida rentboy.com contingent, but the rules apply to everyone all over the world.
