Showing posts with label Math. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Math. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Napkins

Angel and I went to the "Spotlight Room" here in Los Angeles last week. I wasn't ready for bed and about 9:30pm, I needed to get some energy out of my body.
The waiter put 5 napkins on the table. He probably didn't even think about the extra napkins.
I have been a rentboy for too long, I thought and immediately talked with Angel about the extra napkins.
...at four cents each and three extra napkins, that's twelve cents on the table for me. ...not that big a deal.
What about if that is for forty people a night? ...that's an extra, "wasted" $4.80 a night.
...that's $1752.00 a year from those extra napkins just left on the table.

I wanted to write a note on each for someone I was upset with that day, then wipe up a spill and throw them out.
How can I complain, I spend $300 on a cheap night out on a bottle of liquor?
Crazy, party of one, your table is now ready. ...with no napkins.