Themed Birth

"Branson" is trying to pick out a theme song in one of his recent blog posts.

I thought about the people around Branson as I posted this comment you can see at the right.

....for more of Branson's Bloggings from inside the womb that only Brandon Baker and Jason Sechrest could create - visit www.whatifbaby.com.

Branson Keeps it Up

I love reading our "kids" blog. Go to www.bransonsbloggings.blogspot.com or www.WhatIfBaby.com and check out what the little one has to say.

This made me chuckle today when I saw that there was a Robin comic. *hehe* He so is going to have Robin pajamas.
...and as in some other blogs, the comments make me laugh too. Read this comment, then the post.

What Do I Do?

Okay, so you know I am "pregnant" with Jason Sechrest's baby. At least that's what the idea behind "Branson's Bloggings" is. What would the child of the media whore and the whores whore, be like?

I have to say that our "child "has quite the brain, pea sized or not.
I won't get in the habit of reposting the baby's blog, rather I will just direct you to it. However, it's interesting for me to see what the writer of the blog thinks of us.

Yesterday, the unborn penned this which I can assume it would look like to the outsider (...or insider in this case.) that I do ay my job.

I know, I know. It's surprising. It's actually quiet in here today. Today, it was just Daddy B and I slaving away at his desk job. I'm not quite sure yet what he does, but it has something to do with lots of nice boys and a Timex or something like that. Maybe I'll eventually understand, but for now it's all just some jumbled muffled talking about boys and timex or something like that. And I think he shops a lot. He's also always talking about ads. He must read a lot of newspapers and watch a lot of tv to see all those ads.

He must be powerful though. He is the one that approves all those ads. Imagine that, Daddy B is the one that decides if you get to see that Pavilions has Hi-C on sale this week or not. If doesn't approve it, you don't get to see that. See...already my Dad is more powerful than your Dad.

And I haven't even begun to talk about the pool parties, rental Hummers, "other" hummers (did I say that?) parties, events, etc that my Daddy B is in charge of. Tomorrow maybe I'll ask Daddy B what Daddy J does. He must be powerful, too! After all, they seem to have the bestest friends in the world surrounding them. Hmm...who do I want my god parents to be???

I would not have thought it could be so funny either. *wink*

Branson's Blog "What If Baby"

It's the "What If Baby!"

What if - Brandon Baker and Jason Sechrest had a child? (No really, I mean what if?)

...born from the combination of Brandon Baker and Jason Sechrest- Branson (Yes, like the city in Missouri.) tells all from the womb into birth.
It's a nine month trip that you have to read to believe.

We know it's going to be one hip baby. He or she will be able to host events and throw parties that upset the most prudent parents. ...and we can only speculate that he will be one good-looking kid. *wink*

Which traits would come from Jason, the porn gossip king?
Which traits would come from Brandon besides the baby being confused and having beautiful blond hair? *wink*

You can find out.
Read the unborn baby's blog at http://www.bransonsbloggings.blogspot.com.
You can also go to www.WhatIfBaby.com to make it easier.
One glutton reader of both Jason and I's blog has taken the job of being the "reporter" of the fictional (...or shall I say "frictional?") baby's tale.
It's going to be a tough job, but it's about time the placenta is cut and the story be told!

Pacifiers might help some, but not this one! Oh no, just look at the parents. Nothing can hold this baby down. You can expect a microphone to be put right into the pacifier!

It's fun to image what two strong personalities melded into one could bring, so apparently, the baby's boom has begun.
He's ready to speak out about what it's like to have parents like Jason and Brandon and be involved in the gay porno world while most "feti" (the new plural for fetus. *wink*) are just figuring out they were conceived because of a porno.

I'm not sure how this is going to turn out, but hell, (Oh, I shouldn't say that around kids huh? Sorry Branson.) it's going to be fun.

You have to know Jason so catch up with him at www.JasonCurious.com.
You have to know Brandon, so stay in touch at www.PartyWithBrandon.com.
...and you just have to stay tuned to this hilarious hatch.