Boy of the Moment - All American Guy

Oh my goodness, I think I am in love.
...lust.
Whatever.
I'm in it.
...this guy is BEAUTIFUL!

...that first photo of him in the wet gray cut off shirt is stunning.
...STUNNING.
Ouch.

Boy of Moment - BRandom Boys

Boy of Moment - BRandom Boys

Tommy Defendi Bites

Tommy Defendi bites, sucks - whatever.
Bobby Rail is the victim.
Now that's hot.
...and I mean, HOT!

Check out the ad and more photos for FleshJack's newest Halloween product that's vampire themed at http://www.fleshjack.com/count-cockula/?link=486645

Gio Photography is amazing and has struck again with a hot, sexy photo set eh?

I knew there was something odd about that Defendi character.
...and seeing hottie Bobby Rail like this is certainly a treat and not a trick, but if you do want a trick with either of the boys, you can find them on www.rentboy.com.

Site of the Moment - www.AirfareWatchdog.com

AirTran has a new sale for travel through February 10, which includes some pretty snazzy fares to their most recent destination, Key West. Of course if Key West isn't your thing (really?), there are plenty of other cities included in the sale.


It's been a while since we've come across a sale as good as today's 4th Quarter Sale from Southwest! Fares start at $25 one-way for flights of up to 374 miles, $50 one-way for flights from 375 to 549 miles, $75 one-way for 550 to 999 miles, and $100 one-way for 1000 miles or more. Sale ends October 29, so don't miss out.


New from Frontier: Their Spooktacular Savings sale is good for off-peak travel, Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Saturdays, through December 16. More info here.


Tired of your neighbor's homemade popcorn balls every Halloween? So are we. Grab your trick-or-treat bag and skip town. Virgin America has an amazing sale for travel only on October 30 and 31. Fares start at $31 one-way, with coast-to-coast fares going for $62 one-way. Purchase by 11:59pm, October 29.

Disorder in the Courts

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

If you have had the unfortunate of having to deal with lawyers, you will particularly enjoy these vignettes:

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!

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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do...
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you kidding me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
W ITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.

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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Thanks to Gio for this funny post!

Boy of Moment - BRandom Boys

Down in Pixie Hollow

...at Disneyland, the former Ariel's Grotto Meet-and-Greet is now an attraction that can make you feel like you've stepped into the fictional home of Tinkerbell called "Pixie Hollow."
Sometimes I think Angel Benton thinks he's next door neighbors to Tink. (...and if you know Angel, you know that's part of his charm.)

These are some photos from a few weeks ago when we were visiting the hollow.