Hotel geek, Disneyland fan, recovering porn star and nothing short of a total mess.
Monday, December 31, 2007
Abandoned Buildings - Third Locker Down
Movie Review - Rules of Attraction
Fabrice and I watched this movie last night called "Rules of Attraction".I remember it when it was out at the theaters. I remember thinking, "I want to see that." but I never did.
It's a very sexy movie.
It's also very true in too many ways. It was sick.
One of the characters is played by Ian Somerhalder.He plays this cocky, relationship missing gay boy. *sigh* All I have to say, he made me think the movie should have been called "Rules of DISTRACTION." Fuck, he's hot! He dances on the bed with his childhood friend who is fond of the drink while he's supposed to be "getting ready" for a dinner with his pill-popping mom and the scene (...at the right.) caused a scene in my pants.

Ian Somerhalder (How the FIUCK do you pronounce that? ...to me it looks like it needs to be pronounced SEXY!) needs to stop his hotness right now. He's B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L!See more of him using Google Images. (It's the red cheeks and eyes.)
There is one scene with a dead girl who was "overlooked" and it's obscene who true it is. When they flashback to all the scenes she was in before she killed herself graphically in the bathtub it's neauseating to see how often she was there and how the characters in the movie and the viewer overlooked her. ...that's a cinematic and often real life tragedy.
There is another scene where "Dawson" (James Van Der Beek) has a bruise and looks HOT! HOT! HOT!The movie is full of short ideas (My ADD thanks the producers.) that totally lead up to one conclusion and point in life. I mean, I understood it, so you know it's got to be elementary.
It's crazy how things seem so disconnected and are not really.
I also liked that each characters separate story was tols coherently and then labeled. ...but they were all different. Victor's character had a story that really did have an important part and affected all the other ones, however, his story was told very quickly like it was a recap of a video vacation. ...unlike all the rest of the stories. That's like real life too, some peoples story, no matter how important it is, doesn't get told with justice and is compacted to fit in a space of life. I liked that statement in the film.
It's one that I can recommend and would go watch with you again and again.
My favorite part is the absolute end. The credit rolled backwards. FIERCE!
If I had one word for this movie, it would have to be sexy. It was sexy boys, sexy girls, sexy plot, real life sexy (...which does not always work out.) and sexy, sexy.
..and it's not just 'cause of Mr. Smouldering Hot Somerhalder that I would give this movie a good rating. (...but he helps.)
Shit List
Let's talk about shit lists for just a moment...- I think Rusty's is really hard if not impossible to get off of once you are on it.
- I think Angel's would be in pink. It would possibly have glitter too.
- ...Fabrice's would definately be in Italian. It would have eraser marks where my name was and then it would be re-written and then erased again.
- Andy's would have a drink spilled on it but yet everyone would still want to be on it.
- CoolTom's would be be photos of the lists he wrote.
- Jason Sechrest's would light up with his name. (...and I love that about him. You sure would know it's his list huh? ...and ummm... that's his JOB to promote things.)
- My boss, Jeff, would somehow, find a way to make money on each item and make it seem like it was supposed to be that way.
- My mom's list would dissolve in tears if they land on it.
- Howard from FabScout would have a list filled with porn stars and all their shit.
- My brother's would be in hillbilly and would be kept in his overalls.
- Jonathan Lowe couldn't ever end up on my list.
- Jonathan Chang's would encrusted in diamonds and sold by Tiffany. His list would also need to be fanned. *hehe*
- I think Benjamin Nicholas' (...and any other escort) would have one that is laminated so he could carry it with him as he travels around and wipe it off with a napkin from the hot hotels he stays at and wiped off totally if need be.
- Chi-Chi LaRue's would be golden. (...and hard to get off of as well.)
If you need a shit list, you can order one HERE.
I'm Fussy Fuck Off
I was looking for a graphic to express the sentiment I am feeling right now and I found a whole bunch at this website. (I particularly love the "OFFENSIVE T-SHIRTS" section. You know when you have a section like that, you are fierce.)I am feeling particularly fussy today and I am still perturbed with too many people that are close to me.
I have one more day to get this shit over with in my head and make the new year better.
Boy of the Moment - Care of Bruce Weber
Here are some hot Abercrombie & Fitch photos to the right that I saw on Josh Vaughn's MySpace today.If I am not mistaken, the photographer of these photos would have been Bruce Weber.
His website can be seen at www.bruceweber.com.

This other photo to the left with the boys in the ripped underwear is HOT! HOT! HOT! Ripped clothing is hot to me.
Hollywood Spa Nip/Fuct
Hamburger Mary's Rentboy.com Photos


Here's some photos from Odyssey Magazine and the last Rentboy.com night at Hamburger Mary's in West Hollywood.
Rentboy.com at Hamburger Mary's in WeHo Every Last Friday of the Month
Here's a scan of the ad that is in Frontier's Magazine from Hamburger Mary's in West Hollywood.It lets everyone know about the new monthly Rentboy.com night at Hamburger Mary's the last Friday of each month.
Make plans to come out and meet, greet and eat with the boys of the hottest site with the hottest Sales, Marketing and Corporate Liaison around. *wink*
Friday, December 28, 2007
Movie Reviews - Hatchet
I saw the most awful horror movie yesterday. It was called Hatchet. I bought it at Wal-Mart 'cause it was only $9.95 and it was about New Orleans.It's an old legend about Victor Crowley. the legend is that Victor was a disfigured kid whose father kept him locked up in a camp by the swamp. One day when the house caught fire and the dad tried to get Victor out of it with a hatchet, he got Victor in the face when he was trying to break open the door. Now you are still supposed to hear Victor calling for his dad and killing people with a hatchet.
The best past was the New Orleans scenery. ...and the idea that it was on a swamp tour.
I really liked the behind the scenes and the commentary, that was better then the movie itself.
The killing scenes were kinda cool. Lots of blood and crazy, unreal way that the people died like twisting arms off or pulling mouths apart. Gross. ...but cool.
There is alot of nudity. Girl nudity. Yuck.
Unless you are held at gunpoint and made to watch this movie, just fast forward through and chuckle at the killing scenes.
HustlaBall Emcee - Willam Belli
![]() | HustlaBall Emcee Willam BelliWillam Belli is known on primetime television for his role as Cherry Peck on on Nip/Tuck. Willam's thrilled to be hosting Hustlaball! He reviews porn for Men Magazine and appreciates nickel slots... Willam's on TV often and you should totally Tivo him. Y'know what else is fun? Go to Willam's website. |
I love Willam's bio for the HustlaBall website. It's so him.
You can see more about the performers at Hustlaball Las Vegas 2008 HERE.
Boy of the Moment - BRandom Boys
HustlaBall Hustle
I have received many notes of praise and encouragement for the HustlaBall like this one from Sasha who coordinates the Berlin event.
I could not agree with Sasha more in his note. Although, I realize that letter is full of perfect English and very politically created and as impressive as it is, is full of generalizing statements. (...which I am BIG fan of.)
My boss, Jeff and Sean as well as Clint in the New York office are very helpful and do so much to make sure we have a well-planned event that is sexy, edgy, entertaining, and fun.
I know that I would not be in this chair now if it were not for Tom, so I don't know what I did that disappointed him so much. He helped me to become this person I am not and I remain very thankful.
Dear Brandon,...and I have received ones that are not so encouraging like this one from my old boss, Tom who apparently is upset that I am still carrying on this brilliant torch with the company that he worked so hard at building. ???
Now that the event of the HustlaBall Berlin 2007 has become past history, I finally find myself in the position of contacting you personally.
One always needs some time, afterwards, in order to intensively process and sagaciously reflect upon the entire course and sequence of the events of the evening. It is only after carefully giving it great clarity of thought, i.e. after making myself a mental inventory, an overall extensive concept outlining the series of events of the soirée that I am, therefore now, fortunate enough to conclude.
The HustlaBall is definitely not a “One-Man-Show”, however, requires the employment of an entire staff of skillful, highly enthusiastic, highly motivated people .
This is the reason for which I wish to express my utmost sincere thanks and gratitude to you for your highly-motivated, great enthusiastic support of the HustlaBall, which contributed to making the HustlaBall a unique and unforgettable, erotic experience, great fun to our national and international guests, thus, a great success.
We received so much praisal and positive commentaries from everybody, everywhere owing to the positive and utmost relaxed atmosphere of the soirée, all of which I would like to pass on to you as well. I would be most delighted, if you would support and be part of the forthcoming event of the HustlaBall, next year on 17 October 2008.
Before closing, I would like to wish you and your loved ones a very, very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to come.
Yours sincerely
Sascha
Good luck for Hustlaball Las Vegas 2008!
From the people that believed in you!
(P.S.: May one day in your life enlightenment still be possible, for you have fooled too many people, people that trusted you, believed in you! For now you have to live with all this and we can just imagine how it feels or can we?
I could not agree with Sasha more in his note. Although, I realize that letter is full of perfect English and very politically created and as impressive as it is, is full of generalizing statements. (...which I am BIG fan of.)
My boss, Jeff and Sean as well as Clint in the New York office are very helpful and do so much to make sure we have a well-planned event that is sexy, edgy, entertaining, and fun.
I know that I would not be in this chair now if it were not for Tom, so I don't know what I did that disappointed him so much. He helped me to become this person I am not and I remain very thankful.
HustlaBall Las Vegas 2008 Charity
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Boy of the Moment - JT (He's Back!)

I posted a "Boy of the Moment" and "New RentBoy Alert!" featuring JT awhile back.He's back, and he's BIG! Good gracious.
I think he's such a a hotttie.
He's got a great look and super body that looks very lickable.
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