The Saturday night of the Folsom Street Fair, I had my own party. ...at the emergency room. Nope, it's not a new nightclub. I mean the real hospital emergency room.Saturday night, I had this back pain that felt like there were big weights on my back and it was hard to breathe.
I had the same pain about two days before, but I just slept it off and it went away, I thought it was 'cause I didn't sleep enough or something.
I went to Magnitude with Jeff, Fabrice and DJ and every step I took hurt so much. I am not one to just mosey on over to the doctor for just anything, it's got to be bad. I think I have been to the doctor two or three times in the last three years and once to the emergency room (...for my own well being.) in the last 10 years.
Saturday night, at Magnitude, I made my way around so that I could see the set-up and make some mental notes for HustlaBall as to what worked well for them and what I thought we might be able to make better.
I managed to sneak out of there after about 30 minutes and went back to the hotel I was staying at.
I didn't want to tell Jeff and all the boys that were poised to have a good time something like, "I don't feel good." and bring them down, so I let them go quietly.
After about 20 more minutes there, I could not bear the pain anymore and went down to the front desk and asked for the nearest ER. The front desk guy did not know, but he said he'd ask the operator. I went to the front and asked a taxi driver and he took me. ...about 5 blocks away. can you believe that? I mean, it's wonderful that it was so close to the hotel but a damn shame that the front desk of the hotel did not know that. I mean really...
I also can't help but think that when the taxi driver said, "Do you need me to call 911?" I answered back, "They wont' get me there any faster than you will." and I thought and would have said is "Hell no, I can't imagine what the insurance is going to cost as it is, so just drive please."
Upon arriving at the ER, I fortunately went to the front of the triage line and the nurse put me in a room for the doctor to see quickly.
They put an IV into me so that the delivery of the medicine they were giving me after all the tests was absorbed by my body as quick as it could be.
The nurse asked, "Do you have a history of cardiac problems in your family?" I just shook my head in the movement of yes.
The nurse said, "Do you eat a lot of spicy food?" followed by "Do you drink often?" and "Do you smoke?" The only thing I could say no to was the last question. Who knew? I can't believe that of all the bad things I do to my body, spicy food is one of the first downfalls. I mean, seriously? Are you kidding me?
The way I figure it, isn't your body is designed to fight off illness and stuff, so I think, "Let it do it's thing." most of the time.
I mean, a fever is your body raising the temperature to kill a germ, a scab is your body's way of keeping something out, so I try to just let my body do what it needs to, etc.
...not so much this night, I was ready for an intervention.
The doctor discharged with me with a packet of papers that I am sure is going to cost my insurance thousands of dollars that says "Gastritis versus Ulcer." that I am now just pissed off at and want to light on fire.She said it seems like "Gastritis" but has many of the symptoms of an ulcer, so I needed to check with a general doctor when I get home.
The clock said 4:15am and I walked back to the hotel in the cool San Francisco weather and got two hours of sleep before heading to unload the car on Folsom Street at 7:30am.
Thank goodness for insurance, I can't imagine what it would have been without it.
Now I have to figure out what I am going to do next besides get this medicine, eat some blander foods and be upset.


